(a/n: Thanks reviewers!!!)
Joey's point of view:
Yami...what a trator! He would never dare to make me and Kaiba switch bodies...he wouldn't...would he? I went home, as I went strait to the computer to check my e-mail. I typed in my e-mail address and my password, which was "mutt." No one would ever guess that as my password. I seen I had one new message. It was from Kaiba. I opened it. It red.:
I should be the one wishing good-luck to YOU!
(President of Kaiba Corp)
I pushed the "reply" button, as words couldn't discribe what I wanted to say to Kaiba. I hated his guts. I typed,
You jerk! How could you throw a fire cracker at me today? You will see what's coming to you. You will pay...
Joey for president
I clicked "send." Tomorrow...Kaiba and myself were going to the hospital tomorrow at lunch hour.
RINNNNGGGG! RINNNGGGGG!
I ran to catch the phone.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey, mutt."
"Who's this?" I asked.
"I don't know. Who's the only person who calls you a mutt?"
"...Tristan?" I asked.
"I'm Kaiba, idiot! I'm the only one that makes fun of you!" Kaiba yelled on the phone.
"...Yugi?" I kept on asking, not knowing who was on the other line.
"KAIBA YOU IDIOT!" Kaiba yelled.
"Why do you keep on saying "Kaiba?" I asked confused.
"Cause I AM Kaiba!" He yelled.
"Oh.." I replied. "How'd you get my number?"
"It's called a phone book..." Kaiba said, sounding pissed. "Oh wait you don't know what that is!"
"Shut the hell up, and why'd you call me?" I yelled at kaiba angrily.
"Well, as you know, Miss.A told us that we had to drive together at the hospital tomorrow." Kaiba continued. "I'm letting you know we're taking my limo, and I'm driving."
"I like the limo idea..." I told him, "But can I drive?"
"Mutt," Kaiba said, "I trust Mokuba driving my limo then you, and he doesn't even have his driver licience!"
"So...that's a yes?" I asked.
I heard Kaiba sighed.
BEEEEPPPPPP........
Kaiba hanged up on me. I hanged up the phone, slamming it down.
Fastforwarding to Day 3, at lunch time:
(a/n: remember that means the next day)
I sighed. It's that time. The time to go to the hospital. What makes it worse...is I'm going to be in Kaiba's car. I was just at my locker, as Kaiba was beside me at his locker. He slammed his locker shut after putting his Socail Studies text book and binder in there.
"Come on, I don't have all day, let's go!" He yelled at me.
I sighed, as I followed him outside.
CRASH!!!!
The sky lit up.
It was thundering and raining. It was a horrible day. That didn't make me feel comfortable since in movies, that ment something bad was going to happen. I shivered at the thought. I followed Seto to his black big limo. A chaufer opened the door for me and Kaiba as we sat in the back of the limo. We both buckled outselves in. I starred outside the window, like it was my last time. As we past, I seen a little red punchboogie in a parking lot.
PUNCH!
I punched Kaiba in the arm.
"Red punchboogie no returns!" I yelled, laughing.
Kaiba gave me a cold look. He was pissed as usual.
PUNCH!!!
He punched me hard on my arm.
"Idiot punch, no returns!" He said.
"I don't get it..." I said.
"It means I seen a idiot...which is you, so I get to punch you!" Kaiba said, laughing.
"No fair!" I yelled. "That's not how you play the game!"
Seto smirked.
I licked my index finger, as I smirked. I put my index finger which was in my mouth and was full of slobber, and put it in Seto's ear.
Seto's blue eyes got big, as he gasped.
I laughed.
Kaiba unbuckled himself, as he was going to attack me! I seen this, as I unbuckled myself, also.
"KEEP IT DOWN BACK THERE!!!!"
I heard the chaufer in the front driving screamed at us. We failed to listen. It was just like a wrestling match. Kaiba pinned me down to the car seat, pounding punches on me. I started choking up blood. I kicked my leg up as hard as I can, hitting his butt.
"OWW!!!!" Kaiba screamed in pain.
BANG!!!
Poor Seto! After I kicked his butt, he went flying from pain, and hit the car roof! Seto rubbed the top of his head.
"GUYS KNOCK IT OFF!!!" The caufer yelled again, "THERE'S A POLICE CAR RIGHT AHEAD!!!
But we didn't listen. I got so caughed up on beating Kaiba's butt.
ERRRRREEERRRRRR!!!!
Oh God....that made Seto and myself stop. It was police car sirrens!!! The caufer pulled the limo over. A police women in her police uniform approched the limo. The caufer pulled down his window.
"I seen two people fighing in the back of the limo." Said the police officer.
"A "hi" would be nice." I called from the back.
The police women gave me a cold look.
"That's a ticket for no seatbelts, and for fighting." The women replied, icnoring me.
"Wait, it's not my fault! I'm just the caufer!" The caufer cried out.
The police women started to write out a ticket. I looked at Kaiba. He looked worried, as he stepped out of the limo, slammed the limo door behind him as he approched the police women.
"Listen," He said, trying to sound like nothing was wrong. "I'm sorry, but my friend back here...he's...he's..."
Kaiba's voice died down, as he tried not to laugh at trying to get out of a ticket.
"Needs a heart transplant! We must hurry to the hospital!" Kaiba said, trying to sound serious for his "exuse."
"Why were you two fighting, then? She questioned Seto.
"Well, his heart was dying, so I tried to save him...I can't live without my friend!" Seto tried to fake cry.
"He looks fine to me..." Said the police women, looking confused, while looking at me.
I tried to gasp real loud.I breathed so loud I felt like I was going to passout! I pretend my heart hurt, as I grabbed my heart!
"Oh God, I'm sorry!" Cried the officer. "I didn't know! Just hurry!" The officer went back to her police car, as kaiba, the chaufer and myself laughed. Kaiba got back in the car, as we continued to drive to the hospital, NOT for heart transplant, but to check for mental heath. That is how to avoid a ticket!
To be continued...
Darkness' kid