Hiei the Fire Demon
By Cece Williams and Koritsune Dragonrider
(( Own neither song nor characters. SO YOU CAN"T SUE!!!))
Hiei: Another one?
Kori: Well it is a series of Christmas songs.
Hiei: How many?
Kori: shrugs Don't know.
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(To tune of "Frosty the Snow Man")
Hiei the Fire Demon was a mad and serious soul . .
With two red garnet eyes and hair as black as coal . . .
Hiei the Fire demon was a ruthless guy they say . . .
He was tough at first but the Tantei now know how he got that way?
When Hiei found out Yukina was kidnapped, he was the first to save
But get on his angry side; you'll taste his Black Dragon Wave.
O, Hiei the fire demon was as mad as he could be,
So he beat up Tarukane and really made him bleed.
Slashity slash, slashity slash slash, Look at Hiei go . . .
Slashity slash, slashity slash slash, all over Tokyo.
Hiei, the fire demon... knew Kuwabara was bothersome.
So he said "stay away from Yukina or you'll meet your death, chump?"
Down in Japan with a katana in his hand . . .
Flitting here and here all around the square saying, "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of Reikai right to Koenma-sama
Hiei flitted past the baby and said to him, "Hn. Baka."
For Hiei the fire demon had to hurry on his way . . .
So he said, "Fox, make sure the baka knows I'm watching him everyday."
Slashity slash, slashity slash slash, Look at Hiei go . . .
Slashity slash, slashity slash slash, all over Tokyo.
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Kori: Happy Holidays!
Hiei: Please don't get this song.
Kori: Now you're plugging the fic.
Hiei: I know.