Nuttin' For Christmas (Yusuke & Kuwabara)
By: Cece Williams and Koritsune Dragonrider
((Disclaimer: I don't own this song or the people involved. Wish I did though.))
Cece: Ooh! I love this one!
Kurama: I thought that was "White Christmas."
Cece: (looks at him) Watch it, kitsune. Or the next one, you're going to be the target.
Kurama: O.O
Cece: This song is the reason it's PG-13.
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(To the tune of "Nuttin for Christmas")
Yusuke: Punched Sensui in the face…
Itsuki: Somebody snitched on him.
Yusuke: Made a fart while saying grace…
Kurama: Somebody snitched on him.
Yusuke: I grabbed Keiko-chan's big breasts.
And I guess you know the rest.
Now I'm under house arrest.
Koenma: Somebody snitched on him.
Everyone except Yusuke: Oh, he's getting nuttin' for Christmas.
Atsuko and Keiko are glad.
He's getting nuttin' for Christmas.
'Cause Yusuke's nothing but bad.
Kuwabara: I dyed Shorty's hair yellow…
Hiei: (growls at Kuwabara) I already snitched on him.
Kuwabara: Taped Kurama getting down and low…
Kurama: (looks at Kuwabara) O.O I'm going to snitch on him.
Kuwabara: Danced naked in Kurama's plants.
His Rose Whip tore up my pants.
So I filled his sugar bowl with ants.
Yusuke: And I just snitched on him.
Everyone except Kuwabara: Oh, he's getting nuttin' for Christmas.
Shizuru-san's very glad.
He's getting nothing for Christmas.
'Cause Kuwabara's been bad.
Atsuko/Shizuru: They won't see Santa Claus…
Yusuke/Kuwabara: Somebody snitched on me.
Keiko/Yukina: He won't visit them because…
Yusuke/Kuwabara: Somebody snitched on me.
Yusuke: Next year, we'll be going straight.
Kuwabara: Next year, we'll be good, just wait.
Kurama: They'd start now, but it's too late.
Yusuke/Kuwabara: Somebody snitched on me.
Kurama: (looks at Kuwabara and Yusuke) So you better be good whatever you do.
Hiei: (looks at Kuwabara and Yusuke as well) Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you.
Yusuke/Kuwabara: (sadly) You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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Cece: Well, this is another funny one.
Kurama: I hope you warned them to bring some Kleenexes before reading.
Cece: Oops. Anywho, R&R.