I Saw Keiko French Kissing Yusuke
By: Cece Williams and Koritsune Dragonrider
((Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the characters; you can't sue me.))
Cece: This one is a break from teasing Kurama.
Kurama: Thank you, Cece-chan.
Cece: . You're welcome, Kurama-kun. As the title suggests, it's Yusuke and Keiko.
(Kuwabara takes out a video camera.)
Cece: (snatches it) Kuwabara, you idiot!
Kurama: (sweatdrops) Oh, well. Enjoy.
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(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")
I saw Keiko French kissing Yusuke
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn't see them sneak
Down the stairs to sneak a peek;
They thought that the Tantei were tucked in and fast asleep.
Then they saw Keiko French kissing Yusuke
Underneath the stars and snow-filled sky;
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Koenma had only seen
Keiko French kissing Yusuke last night.
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Kurama: (laughs) Now that was good.
Cece: Thank you. (looks above her) Kurama . . .
Kurama: (sneaks his hand behind him) Wasn't me.
Cece: Oh, well. Hope you like and R&R.