A/N wrote this cause i had nothing else to do after my math final
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There have been many stories written of Potter's time
Read by the millions who loyally sign online
To look over a friend's story that really sucks
Then gives a review to wish them luck
Relationships have gotten odder and odder
The romances have gotten hotter and hotter
It seems as though it's a contest for the scariest one
(If it were I have read a ton)
Hermione and Draco are a common pair
J.K. Rowling has said she would not waver
Yet still this is one many people favor
Whenever Ginny and Harry date
Harry may soon be described 'the late'
Ron might punch him in the face
Even if he is the Gryffindor's flying ace
But in the end our hero prevails
And Harry and Ginny tell their kids tales
Then there's our friend good 'ol slash
(I wouldn't read most if you paid me cash)
Harry and Draco randomly kiss
While those surrounding them boo and hiss
Or maybe Ron and Harry have changed there type
And now have to deal with all the hype
Though the relationships cause quite a whirl
Certain relatives make me want to hurl
A girl shows up who looks like a Potter
Turns out she's James' and Lily's daughter
She is immediately accepted by all
And she alone is the dark lord's fall
Then along comes the random American witch
She's a natural at magic, yet has a dark past
Maybe she' beautiful and charming
Or in flying, very fast
Whenever Snape or Voldemort have a daughter
They never really explain how they became a father
Though throughout all these stories the good ones overcome
And makes people think fan fictions aren't all dumb