A/N: LotR plus VH1CR plus computer equals this. Parody w/o humor of the Carter Family song, "No Depression in Heaven", based off the Sheryl Crow music video. All the lyrics are from my memory, so any errors not meant in parody are mine :).

The way I've meant for it is that it's a folk song in Gondor, written sometime during the waning of Gondor.

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I hear the hearts of men are failing
For these are latter days I know
The great darkness now is spreading
Sauron has declared it so

I'm going where there is no darkness
To the lovely land that's free from care
I'll leave this world of toil and trouble
My home's in Heaven, I'm going there

In that bright land, there'll be no hunger
No orphan children cryin' for bread
No weepin' widows toil and struggle
No shrouds, no coffins, and no dead

I'm going where there is no darkness
To the lovely land that's free from care
I'll leave this world of toil and trouble
My home's in Heaven, I'm going there

This dark hour of midnoght nearing
Tribuluation time will come
The storm will hurl the midnight fears
And sweep lost millions to their doom

I'm going where there is no darkness
To the lovely land that's free from care
I'll leave this world of toil and trouble
My home's in Heaven, I'm going there

My home's in Heaven, I'm going there