I don't own these characters, don't sue me
By the way, since I have no idea how the manga will turn out, lets just say that the fic is AU, also there will be pairings later, some het, as in Naruto's, sorry I just can't see him as gay, and some shonen-ai, mostly background characters, don't worry homophobes, it will just be mentioned that they are together, that's as far as it goes.
Also, thanks to those of you who reviewed, I'll take your comments into consideration, but since I am lousy at humor, for the most part, I can't make any promises
------Master of the House-------
Chapter 1
Naruto jumped out of a tree and landed in the field where he left Lee, only to find a sea of sand and bones and a tired looking pair that was Lee and Gaara. Apprehensive to drop his guard around Lee and especially Gaara, Naruto put down the unconscious form of Sasuke by a tree and slowly walked over to them, keeping a good ten feet between them.
"Why are you here?", Naruto asked, looking directly at Gaara, who seemed to be resting against a tree
"Hokage-sama sent him, along with others to help us, and boy did he make short work of that guy with the bones", Lee responded
"Ah"
Naruto sat down next to the collapsed for of Sasuke and tried to get the fabrication to take hold, but again it wouldn't. Naruto silently cursed to himself and rested staying far away from Lee and Gaara as he never wanted to deal with people more than he had to. Eventually Shikamaru and Temari, followed by Kankuro and Kiba arrived.
"Good, I see you got him, lets get out of here before this mission becomes anymore troublesome", Shikamaru said, turning and starting to walk towards Konoha
Everyone started to follow as Naruto picked up Sasuke and followed the crowd, staying at least ten feet behind the last person. Keeping up they eventually reached Neji's unconscious form, followed by a barely recognizable Chouji. After gathering their remaining allies, the group left for Konoha at a more relaxed pace as they were with in Fire countries borders. An hour had passed and it was mid afternoon when Kiba smelled something, and said someone was following them. Naruto immediately handed Sasuke over to Lee when Kiba said they were sound, someone ridiculously powerful.
"Naruto?", Lee asked questioningly as he received Sasuke
"We're only 30 minutes away from Konoha, 15 if you travel fast.", Naruto said with an indifferent expression on his face, "I will buy you the time you need, if he is power as you say, send Jiraiya to aid me when you get back"
"But you can't take on someone that strong, you'll never win", said Kiba
"I don't have to win, I just have to delay them", Naruto said as he stopped moving throughout the trees, "I do it because you are precious to him"
Shikamaru sighed and said, "Come on everyone, lets not waist this opportunity" as he speed off with the confused group following
"You better not die, only I get to kick you ass", Kiba screamed as he ran off
Naruto sighed and quickly created several shadow clones to form a kind of net to ensure whoever was coming found him. 10 minutes later two men arrived, one was a man Naruto recognized as Kabuto, the other had blond hair and was wrapped in bandages.
"Ahhh, the Kyubi child, so have you come to stop me", snickered the blond man, then turned to the other, "Kabuto, go a fetch Sasuke-kun for me"
'Alright monster, time I collected on rent, I suggest you pay up, especially since you may get to kill out of this', Naruto thought as he pulled on Kyubi's chakra, finding a lot more then he was expecting. Almost like a drug his mind started to enter a bloodlust, with just enough control for Naruto to tell his body what to do. As Kabuto started to move around Naruto, a flash of red was seen from where Naruto was standing, only to have the blond man here a sickening crunch to his side. There he saw Kabuto with Naruto standing behind him, his clawed hand ripping threw the back of Kabuto's neck and out the front. Before the other man could respond, a evil guttural laugh erupted from Naruto, "Regenerate this" he said plainly as he ripped his hand back out of Kabuto's neck and spun kick with enough force to knock the head clear off. Before the finish of the spin, Naruto found himself kicked into a neighboring tree.
"Impressive, to kill Kabuto so fast, but do you really expect such thing to work on me" cackled the blond man
"Five minutes", Naruto said quietly as he got up
"Hmmm?, what about five minutes"
"You have to defeat me and catch up to the group in five minutes, otherwise, you will have to deal with the Hokage and Jiraiya, and I doubt that you are that powerful"
"We shall see" the blond man said as he disappeared only to reappear next to Naruto, grabbing him by the neck. "Hmmm, since I won't be able to get Sasuke this way, I might as well punish you for holding me up" he said, smile turning more into a wicked grin.
"I expected no less", Naruto said, "Doesn't mean I'll make it any easier for you", he said revealing bright red eyes
Jiraiya was racing, he had heard that Naruto had stayed behind to stop someone extremely powerful, and from what that Shikamaru kid had said, it sounded like Naruto wasn't planning returning alive. He jumped another branch and landed in a clearing, and what he saw was enough to make the great san-nin sick to his stomach, the area was littered with ripped flesh and torn orange fabric. Some of the body parts were recognizable, but most weren't. In the center was a large lump of flesh and bone.
"Jeez, no man deserves to die like this", he said a he picked up the shredded remains of a blue head band, revealing what was left of Naruto's face. "Ugh, sorry kid, look like I failed you too"
"FOOLISH CHILD, I CAN NOT BE DESTROYED, AND THANKS TO THIS DAMNED SEAL, NEITHER CAN HE", said a loud malevolent voice coming from the pile of flesh. A small orange globe with the 4th's seal glowing on it rose out of the mound with strings or flesh attached to it.
"Good gods", Jiraiya said as he looked into the face of pure evil
Ok, so I am ending this chapter here, I'm tired, I still don't have a beta reader, stupid friends and their stupid lives, and I need to organize my thoughts on how I am going to play out what happens next.
By the way, since I have no idea how the manga will turn out, lets just say that the fic is AU, also there will be pairings later, some het, as in Naruto's, sorry I just can't see him as gay, and some shonen-ai, mostly background characters, don't worry homophobes, it will just be mentioned that they are together, that's as far as it goes.
Also, thanks to those of you who reviewed, I'll take your comments into consideration, but since I am lousy at humor, for the most part, I can't make any promises
------Master of the House-------
Chapter 1
Naruto jumped out of a tree and landed in the field where he left Lee, only to find a sea of sand and bones and a tired looking pair that was Lee and Gaara. Apprehensive to drop his guard around Lee and especially Gaara, Naruto put down the unconscious form of Sasuke by a tree and slowly walked over to them, keeping a good ten feet between them.
"Why are you here?", Naruto asked, looking directly at Gaara, who seemed to be resting against a tree
"Hokage-sama sent him, along with others to help us, and boy did he make short work of that guy with the bones", Lee responded
"Ah"
Naruto sat down next to the collapsed for of Sasuke and tried to get the fabrication to take hold, but again it wouldn't. Naruto silently cursed to himself and rested staying far away from Lee and Gaara as he never wanted to deal with people more than he had to. Eventually Shikamaru and Temari, followed by Kankuro and Kiba arrived.
"Good, I see you got him, lets get out of here before this mission becomes anymore troublesome", Shikamaru said, turning and starting to walk towards Konoha
Everyone started to follow as Naruto picked up Sasuke and followed the crowd, staying at least ten feet behind the last person. Keeping up they eventually reached Neji's unconscious form, followed by a barely recognizable Chouji. After gathering their remaining allies, the group left for Konoha at a more relaxed pace as they were with in Fire countries borders. An hour had passed and it was mid afternoon when Kiba smelled something, and said someone was following them. Naruto immediately handed Sasuke over to Lee when Kiba said they were sound, someone ridiculously powerful.
"Naruto?", Lee asked questioningly as he received Sasuke
"We're only 30 minutes away from Konoha, 15 if you travel fast.", Naruto said with an indifferent expression on his face, "I will buy you the time you need, if he is power as you say, send Jiraiya to aid me when you get back"
"But you can't take on someone that strong, you'll never win", said Kiba
"I don't have to win, I just have to delay them", Naruto said as he stopped moving throughout the trees, "I do it because you are precious to him"
Shikamaru sighed and said, "Come on everyone, lets not waist this opportunity" as he speed off with the confused group following
"You better not die, only I get to kick you ass", Kiba screamed as he ran off
Naruto sighed and quickly created several shadow clones to form a kind of net to ensure whoever was coming found him. 10 minutes later two men arrived, one was a man Naruto recognized as Kabuto, the other had blond hair and was wrapped in bandages.
"Ahhh, the Kyubi child, so have you come to stop me", snickered the blond man, then turned to the other, "Kabuto, go a fetch Sasuke-kun for me"
'Alright monster, time I collected on rent, I suggest you pay up, especially since you may get to kill out of this', Naruto thought as he pulled on Kyubi's chakra, finding a lot more then he was expecting. Almost like a drug his mind started to enter a bloodlust, with just enough control for Naruto to tell his body what to do. As Kabuto started to move around Naruto, a flash of red was seen from where Naruto was standing, only to have the blond man here a sickening crunch to his side. There he saw Kabuto with Naruto standing behind him, his clawed hand ripping threw the back of Kabuto's neck and out the front. Before the other man could respond, a evil guttural laugh erupted from Naruto, "Regenerate this" he said plainly as he ripped his hand back out of Kabuto's neck and spun kick with enough force to knock the head clear off. Before the finish of the spin, Naruto found himself kicked into a neighboring tree.
"Impressive, to kill Kabuto so fast, but do you really expect such thing to work on me" cackled the blond man
"Five minutes", Naruto said quietly as he got up
"Hmmm?, what about five minutes"
"You have to defeat me and catch up to the group in five minutes, otherwise, you will have to deal with the Hokage and Jiraiya, and I doubt that you are that powerful"
"We shall see" the blond man said as he disappeared only to reappear next to Naruto, grabbing him by the neck. "Hmmm, since I won't be able to get Sasuke this way, I might as well punish you for holding me up" he said, smile turning more into a wicked grin.
"I expected no less", Naruto said, "Doesn't mean I'll make it any easier for you", he said revealing bright red eyes
Jiraiya was racing, he had heard that Naruto had stayed behind to stop someone extremely powerful, and from what that Shikamaru kid had said, it sounded like Naruto wasn't planning returning alive. He jumped another branch and landed in a clearing, and what he saw was enough to make the great san-nin sick to his stomach, the area was littered with ripped flesh and torn orange fabric. Some of the body parts were recognizable, but most weren't. In the center was a large lump of flesh and bone.
"Jeez, no man deserves to die like this", he said a he picked up the shredded remains of a blue head band, revealing what was left of Naruto's face. "Ugh, sorry kid, look like I failed you too"
"FOOLISH CHILD, I CAN NOT BE DESTROYED, AND THANKS TO THIS DAMNED SEAL, NEITHER CAN HE", said a loud malevolent voice coming from the pile of flesh. A small orange globe with the 4th's seal glowing on it rose out of the mound with strings or flesh attached to it.
"Good gods", Jiraiya said as he looked into the face of pure evil
Ok, so I am ending this chapter here, I'm tired, I still don't have a beta reader, stupid friends and their stupid lives, and I need to organize my thoughts on how I am going to play out what happens next.