I wrote this in, like, 5 minutes. I thought it was real cute. But then again, I wrote it. It could be the dumbest thing in the world! But I figured, if someone was allowed to write christmas songs with Freddy Krueger, then I could write a christmas poem for AIW. So, here it is, and enjoy.

P.S.- Please review, and be honest if it sucks!

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The Night Before Christmas - Wonderland Style

'Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the land,

All the creatures were busy,

Down in the winter Wonderland.

Alice all nestled,

With the purring Cheshire Cat,

Layed next to the Dormouse,

For a well deserved nap.

The Hatter in his lab,

Brewing up some strange spells,

Making presents for Christmas,

For on Ebay to sell.

The White Rabbit was moping,

While listening to " La Rocka",

Because he was Jewish,

And they all forgot Hanukah.

Then all of a sudden,

There was a loud rustle,

Everyone was frightened,

And all in a hustle.

More rapid than Momeraths,

They went outside in a dash,

Then the Hatter tripped on Dinah,

And they all fell with a clash.

They saw something fly,

Dancing in the moonlight,

And the group stared in awe,

How could anything have such flight?

Then Alice beamed widely,

As she said really quick,

"I see eight Jabberwockys,

So it must be St. Nick!"

The slay landed gracefully,

There upon on the roof,

Then St. Nick came down,

Trying not to be aloof.

St. Nick looked so happy,

His smile all jolly,

He wore red and white,

And on his hat,

Was pinned a leaf of Holly.

St. Nick gave a present,

To each person there,

Except for the Rabbit,

And that poor March Hare.

Then he floated to the roof,

Like a big balloon,

And sadly, on the way,

Almost lost his pantaloons.

Then St. Nick flew away,

As he said with all his might,

"Sorry about that, little bunnies,

But there's no Hanukah tonight!"

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NOTE: Send your angry letters to:

You Hate Hanukah (Even though you really don't)

5866 Numbers St.

P.O. Box 887

Yooperville, Michigan 49781

ANOTHER NOTE: I am NOT, in ANY way, against Hanukah. It just rhymed with it. I even have family that is Jewish! And I think Hanukah rocks my socks!