The first conflict (problem)
Aflaky: the housemates get to know each other, get confetable, and get shallow!
Yoshi: it's time to settle in! Wow! The house looks neat!
Wario: shut up woolDORK! Ha ha!
Yoshi: (cries and runs away)
Mario: soooo! You like telling jokes eh?
Wario: yeah, you should here the one where I craped on a pizza and do you know what I sayed to the pizza man?
Mario: what?
Wario: I sayed, I didn't order this pizza, WITH SAUSAGE!!! HA HA HA! YOU SUCK!
Mario: AH HA HA! THAT WAS FUNNY!
Wario: YEAH! (They give each other hi fives.)
(Meanwhile)
Peach: what's wrong wooldoor?
Yoshi: that spanky guy called me a dork.
Peach: awww, that is mean, but don't worry, once it happens, it doesn't matter anymore!
(In the interview room)
Yoshi: Clara was right! I should just forget about it.......for now(thunder claps are heard and all the evil junk)!
(Somewhere else)
Bowser: really, tell me if you're single?
Link: but I'm not, I am on a never ending quest to save my girlfriend!
Bowser: (cries and runs away)
Daisy: (walks in) what happened to her?
Link: I don't know? Sooo, can you help me with my tangles?
Daisy love: no thanks, I am kind of busy.
Link: doing what?
Daisy: oh, looking around, meeting new guests, all that stuff.
(Upstairs and in interview room)
Picachu: (in CC(closed caption)) ling ling hasn't battled since ling ling come her, so ling ling look for someone willing to fight me. So, ling ling find notebook to write word so they make their challenge. (Finds bowser) (In CC) read this notebook.
Bowser :( in interview room) though, I didn't know what ling ling sayed, I decided to take the notepad anyway (in room) (takes notepad) (reads it)say, ling ling, three times? Well o.k, (repeats ling ling three times)
Picachu: (transforms into richu) (in CC) thank you, that will do. (Starts attackingbowser and the battle theme song go,)
Ling ling go into battle go!
Kill kill kill kill,
Die die die die!
Ling ling: (in CC) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bowser: WHAT THE TOOT!!!!!!( gets all cut and black and white blood starts splattering all over the room!)
Aflay: and that is what happens when you go ling ling ling ling ling ling(the battle song goes again and AAAAGRRRSAHOLHSALGTR)(dies)
R&R