Soma stabbed Dracula.
"My kidney... no wait, you're not real."
Soma died from reality.
Alucard stabbed Dracula.
They shared a fish.
Alucard died from the common cold. He's a vampire.
Dracula laughed. He's a durable guy.
Mina rubbed Dracula's stomach.
Dracula died from a gust of wind.
Mina complained about the cold.
Alucard stabbed Soma.
Soma bitched.