STABBED 3: Blood Tides
Alucard stabbed Mina thusly.
"Oops," he said.
Alucard stabbed Soma correctly.
"How can you do such a thing after all our hours searching for random fruits?" Soma asked. "The pudding, Alucard, the pudding…"
Soma died from dehydration.
"…And the melons," Soma added. He's a durable guy.
Alucard died from the color yellow.
Soma likes the color purple, so he's alive again. You know, because it's the complement. Of yellow and stuff.
Mina started getting headaches.
Alucard tripped over a meal ticket. He's a vampire.
Dracula left this story in a puff of smoke.
Soma tried to run but could only walk.
The Black Panther soul laughed and pointed its finger.
Soma died from shin splints.
Alucard walked out of a random room that he shouldn't have been able to get to.
Mina lost control of her body and started shaking uncontrollably. She reported this information calmly.
Alucard fed Soma's ghost a banana.
"Damn you, Ritcher! You owe Alucard my ten bucks!" Soma coughed pointlessly.
"Some enemies can move faster than you can see," Alucard crypticeded…ed.
Soma died from an anvil.
Mina bitched.
Graham had nothing to do with it.