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Chapter 2
"Rise and shine!" Aragorn said the next morning when he and Arwen awoke. He took the video camera from off of the nightstand and turned it on. He pointed it at himself and said, "Good morning. This is Arwen, my wonderful and beautiful wife, and it's our first day as a married couple." He pointed the camera at Arwen. "Say good morning, wifey!"
"Don't call me 'wifey'!" Arwen exclaimed. She faked a smile at the camera. " Aragorn, why are you filming us?"
"Because I want to remember everything about our first day as man and wife," said Aragorn.
Arwen looked at the clock on her bedside table. "Aragorn, it's already 12:30!" she exclaimed. "We've already slept through half of the day!"
"That's alright," said Aragorn. He leaned over and kissed her, and then turned off the camera. "I'll tell the cooks to make us some lunch." He got out of bed, threw on his robe, and walked out.
Aragorn came back up and got dressed, and Arwen did also. They walked down to the dining room hand-in-hand. And in Aragorn's other hand was the camera. He turned it on.
"And now, the royal couple is walking to lunch, and-" he began.
"Aragorn, what are you doing?" Arwen asked.
"I told you I was filming our whole day," answered Aragorn. "And now, we are entering the dining room."
They walked in and saw that the table was set very nice. Aragorn walked over to one chair and pulled it out. "I have now pulled out the Queen's chair, and we are about to sit down for lunch," he said. Arwen rolled her eyes and sat down. Aragorn sat down in the chair next to her.
He saw a maid who was standing by the kitchen door, looking bored, and called to her.
"Excuse me, ma'am, could you do me a favor?" he asked her.
"What would you have me do, my lord?" she said.
"I was wondering if you could take this camera and film us," said Aragorn.
"Of course, my lord," she said, taking the camera.
The maid pointed the camera at Aragorn, who said, "Arwen and I are now going to enjoy our first lunch as a married couple." He looked at Arwen, and she took a bite of her food. "The Queen has just taken a bite of her lunch. She's now picking up her water glass, and-"
"Aragorn! Stop!" Arwen said, enraged. "Is this how it's going to be every day? Are you going to have commentary on everything that I do? Are you going to tape my every move every day for the rest of our lives?"
"Sure! Why not?!" Aragorn exclaimed. "Keep rollin' the camera, Maid!"
"Arrrrgh!" Arwen grumbled. She got up from the table and stormed out.
"I'll take the camera," Aragorn said. The maid handed it to him. "As you can see, my wife can be a bit hostile, but she'll get over it. Now, I must go and find her, so that I can tape her with commentary."
Aragorn took the camera and left. The maid began clearing the table.
"That's some good stuff on that camera," she said. "Good stuff."