-{CastlevaniA} Circle of the Eclispe-

Alucard stabbed Soma thusly, and with a slightly British accent.

"My God, the colors!" Soma gasped.

Soma died from art, but not the starving of such.

Alucard contemplated the consequences of his crime: jaywalking.

Soma played in traffic.  He's a durable guy.

Mina complained about Yoko's clothes and the tackiness thereof.

Soma struck Alucard in the back of the kneecap with a semi.  It wasn't easy.

Alucard died from traffic violations.

Soma discussed his theory on the origin of the discovered spoiled meat to himself.

No one cared.

"You have been doomed since you lost the ability to love," Alucard crypticed.

He's a vampire.  Well, half one.  Oh, shut up, you should have known that.  Jesus.

Alucard punched Alucard and Soma in the kidney.  I know- why?

Mina wore a kimono in the 21st century.  Yoko laughed.

Graham became informative.  He's not so bad except for that whole chaos thing.

Yoko bitched.  Soma had nothing to do with it because he was lazy.