{][}Castlevania XXXIII: Dracula's Nurse{][}
Alucard stabbed Soma thusly after admiring the title art.
Soma took a minute to register the pain.
Alucard watched a Giant Worm crawl by.
"Ow! You stabbed me you sonuvabit-" Soma cried. Soma died from keeping his hand on the stove too long.
Alucard sat in a chair.
Soma cracked Mina in the head with a stick on accident. He's a durable guy.
A shard pierced Alucard in the heart. "Aw, fu-" he sighed.
Mina stood there and blinked.
Graham walked by in three frames of animation.
Yoko one-uped him by walking by in five.
"What?!" Alucard crypticed. He's a vampire.
Julius screamed and called a giant cross of blue holy fire while eating a dim sum set.
Impressive.
Ritcher bitched about his dog, I mean his sister/wife.
Dracula had nothing to do with it... unless you count consenting to it as something, which it is.