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SORRY FOR THE VERY VERY VERY LONG WAIT!!! I'VE BEEN SO BUSY IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS WITH SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO WRITE!!! I HOPE THAT THIS CHAPTER IS GOOD AND AGAIN, SORRY FOR MAKING YOU ALL WAIT!!!

ElvenMaidenHobbitGirl: I hope your head is okay! lol And get up off the floor! lol jk

p0pptartt: lol Faramir is still scared in this chappie!

Ice Is Cold: I'll try to keep it upwardly directing! By the way, are you supposed to be working in your english class, huh? Are you slacking off? lol JUST JOKING!!

Moonyasha: Legolas will make a return in this chapter, so don't worry!

Chapter 6

(1 Year Later)

"FARAMIR!!"

Faramir looked up from the newspaper he was reading. "Yes, dear?" he shouted.

"Can you come here, please?!" Eowyn yelled back to him.

Faramir grunted and set down his paper. He made his way towards the kitchen. "What is it, my love?" he asked gently, but in a sort of annoyed voice.

"Faramir, where's all the coffee? I thought you just went shopping!" Eowyn exclaimed.

"Honey, that was three weeks ago!" Faramir explained. "And besides, you hardly ever drink coffee, and I don't either."

"Yeah, sure," Eowyn said sarcastically. "You're telling me that you haven't had coffee lately?"

"Yeah," Faramir said.

"Faramir, how can you not have coffee when you have a six-month-old baby?" Eowyn questioned. "Faramir, I need coffee! I've been up all hours of the night for the past six months and now we have no coffee! How will I live?!"

"Geeze, Eowyn, you're such a drama queen," Faramir said, rolling his eyes.

"What was that? What did you say?" Eowyn asked. "Did you call me a drama queen?"

"Uh, no, I didn't, umm...." Faramir stammered. 'Stupid, stupid!' he thought to himself. 'Now I'm dead! Dead!'

"Faramir, Steward of Gondor, do not give me that tone!" Eowyn shouted.

"Sorry," Faramir whispered, and lowered his head.

"Now go get me some coffee!" Eowyn said, sending Faramir away.

"Why, why, why?" Faramir muttered to himself as he walked towards the door. He grabbed the checkbook and his cell phone and walked out the door.

After closing the door, he took out his phone and dialed a number.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Aragorn, I need some help."

"Who is this?"

"You're buddy."

"Who?"

"It's me, Faramir."

"Oh, it's you. Sorry, but our caller ID hasn't been working lately. But anyways, what's the problem?"

"It's Eowyn. She's bossing me around and has been really cranky lately."

"What's she been doing?"

"Well, right now, she's making me go to the store to buy coffee because she can't live without it."

"Oh, I see. Faramir, I had the same problem. But don't worry. You'll get used to it."

Faramir glanced over his shoulder and saw Eowyn heading towards the door.

"Oh, no! She's gonna see me!" He dashed towards the bushes and crouched down behind them.

"Faramir? What's going on?" Aragorn said.

"I'm supposed to be at the store but Eowyn's coming outside and she might see me," Faramir said in a whisper.

The door opened and Eowyn walked out. "Faramir, are you out here yet?" She looked around. "Faramir?" She headed in the other direction.

"Aragorn, I'm scared! She's gonna hunt me down and find me and see that I'm not out buying coffee and-"

"Faramir, get a grip! You sound like a whiny little toddler!"

"Aragorn, I'm gonna make a run for it. Wish me luck." Faramir ended the call, and got up from the ground slowly. He got out of the bushes and dashed towards the garage. He snuck inside and got into the shiny new car that Aragorn gave him as a "raise". After turning it on, he drove away, and Eowyn never saw him.

Aragorn was sitting in his study with Eldarion in his lap later that day when the doorbell rang. He picked up Eldarion and his video camera, which was sitting on his desk, and went to the door.

"Legolas? Is that you?" Aragorn asked after opening the door.

"Hey, old friend!" Legolas replied, and threw his arms around Aragorn. "It's good to see you!" He let go and took a step back. "Oh my gosh! Is that Eldarion? Wow! Can I hold him?"

Aragorn handed Eldarion over to him. "That's Eldarion," he said. "You haven't seen him yet, have you?"

"No, unfortunately," Legolas said. "He's so cute!"

"I have to get Arwen," Aragorn said. "I'll be right back."

Aragorn left and came back a few moments later. Eldarion was crying and trying to escape from Legolas' arms.

"Legolas, what did you do to him?" Aragorn asked. He noticed something across Eldarion's nose. "What is on his nose?"

"It's a pore strip," Legolas began. "I noticed that his nose was a little oily and I thought this might just do the trick. If you don't start them with proper facial care early on, they won't get it."

"Legolas, get that off of him!" Aragorn said.

Legolas gently removed the pore strip and handed Eldarion back to Aragorn.

"Is Arwen coming?" he asked.

"Yeah, she'll be right-" Aragorn began.

"Legolas! Oh wow! It's really you!" Arwen interrupted and ran to Legolas. "Wow! How are you?"

"I'm fine, and how are you?" Legolas asked, and gave Arwen a kiss on the cheek.

"I'm good, I'm good," Arwen said. "Wow, I just can't believe you're back! We haven't seen you in almost two years!"

"I know, I've been busy, but now I'm here!" Legolas said and gave Arwen more kisses on the cheek.

After several minutes of cheek kisses, Aragorn put an end to it. "Legolas, that's enough! She's my wife, not yours!" he said.

"Oh, sorry, Aragorn," Legolas said. "I was just so happy to see her that-"

"Yeah, whatever," Aragorn said and rolled his eyes.

"Guess what?" Legolas said.

"What?" asked Arwen.

"I brought someone with me!" He excitedly went back outside and came in with an Elf-maiden behind him. "Everyone, I'd like you to meet Wilwarin, my wife!" (A/N: I looked on a website and it said that Wilwarin means butterfly in Elvish.)

"You got married?! No way!" Aragorn exclaimed in a surprised voice.

"Yes way! I tied the knot!" Legolas exclaimed. "And guess what else?"

"What?" Arwen asked.

"We're staying with you for a few months! Isn't that great?!"

TO BE CONTINUED..........