Stabbed: The Symphony of Money

Alucard stabbed Soma thusly.

"Is that a pool cue?" Soma asked.

"Uh, it's the Voric Spear of Dark Elven Morning Twilight!" Alucard explained.

"Uh yeah, corner pocket man."

"I'll show you corner pocket you piece of-"

Alucard shot Soma's heart into the side pocket.

"You said corner pocket you damn ha… oh, Jesus, not again."

Soma died from scratching.

Alucard watched Something's Gotta Give. He's old.

Soma chucked the nine-ball at Alucard's crotch. He's a durable guy.

Alucard died from… well, yeah, ouch. He chucked that pretty fast.

Graham laughed at the pretty colors.

Soma asked Mina for some chalk.

Unfortunately, she had eaten it already.

Yoko bent over to shoot. Every stared, even Mina which was weird.

"…Alucard," Alucard crypticed. He's a vampire.

Everyone still watched Yoko. She places her shots very slowly.

Dracula #&%ed with the juke box. He picked a crappy song.

Mina coughed up dust.

Graham had nothing to do with it: Mina shouldn't have eaten the damn chalk.