Look at Me

by Catalina Vega

Something I have been toying with for a long time, I finally got the guts to post it. Stanley Tweedle sings.(To be sung to the tune of Grease's "Look at Me, I'm Sandra D", of course.)

Look at Me, I'm Stanley T.

Look at me—I'm Stanley T!

Hating your virginity!

But you won't go to bed—

You say you'd rather be dead

Than be with Stanley T!

Why is it they always say

"I was not brought up that way"?

But once they see Kai

They open their thighs—

But not once for Stanley T!

So I drink,

I stink,

And don't have much hair,

And run away with no regrets—

But you know of course

My heart will always be yours

(Because for now you're all I can get!)

Xev is nice, and Bunny too,

But they had the same answer as you!

You're my object of lust,

You told me to eat dust!

Because I'm Stanley T!

To the LEXX I am the key,

You need me to help you flee!
But you're still vexed I want you for sex…

Because I'm just Stanley T!