Disclaimer: I own no anime or manga. Unless Shonen Jump counts. If yes……I own…..lessee….around 24 issues of that. So leave me the hell alone with the stupid lawsuits! Oh wait! I bought Angelic Layer Vol. 6 and dotHackLegend of the Twilight Vol. 1! Yay!

Summary: 5 OC girls end up chasing their dreams in an alternate reality. (Saiyuki duh!)

Pairings: Do you really wan to know? Yes? If you don't, skip this section. Pairings are: Gale/Hakkai (green orbs… I mean green eyes), Bunny/Gojyo (you'll see, it's not a pedophile relationship), Pen/Sanzo (hee hee, aren't they made for each other?), Blood/Homura, Ebony/Goku (next chapter!). Don't ask…

May contain: Violence, bad mouthing by actual chars from show.

Does contain: violence from OCs, and a really interesting pink bunny girl.

Rating: Safe to say PG-13.

AN: Hehe….last chapter was fascinating wasn't it? I have decided to devote all my writing energies to…..Sine Qua Non and Yume. In that order. So this means……More chapters sooner. I'm not saying I'm perfect….but I'll try to update as much as I can.

Chapter 2:

Beware the Killer Rabbit with a Driver's License

Gojyo stared at Bunny and Goku. Eventually he gained the courage to try to comprehend what he was seeing. "You…..inhaled……..and it's all GONE!!"

Bunny burped and giggled. "Chi!"

Ebony sighed. "Bunny….are you using the fourth stomach again?"

Gojyo's eye twitched. "Fourth stomach..?"

Hakkai stared at Bunny. "Like a cow kind of fourth stomach?"

Blood bit her thumb and leaned back in her chair, sucking at the self-inflicted wound. "No. Like a woman's kind of fourth stomach. We're all pigs at heart."

Gale laughed, her bell tones ringing clearly in the nearly empty room. "That's why women always cook too much food, just in case they decide they like it!"

Pen drew a gun and shot the ceiling. "Gale, shut up. Blood….that's just gross. Bunny, what are you missing?"

Bunny waved her hand. "Me me!"

Pen gave her a look. "Just say it stupid."

Bunny nodded vigorously like a bobble head. "Excuse me!"

Ebony sighed and leaned over the back of Gojyo's chair, her cornrows digging into her palm. "Sweetie…just say it off the bat next time."

Bunny nodded, looking a little serious. "I think….I want an explanation."

Pen perked her brow, eyes wide. "Are you actually….being serious for once?"

Bunny glared at her, her eyes red. "Shut up and sit down."

Gale stopped mid giggle, her long black hair swirling to cover her twinkling green eyes. "Bunny…are you doing the whole schizoid thing again?"

Bunny threw a plate at her head. "No. I'm growing up. You can't stay eight forever."

Blood looked at her, her red hair and green eyes contrasting Bunny. "Stay eight forever?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Bunny grinned evilly. "It means my parents weren't sure whose side I'd be on, so they froze me like this. School doesn't really become hell until you're stuck at eight years old…in elementary school."

Goku edged away from her. "Scary…"

Bunny shook her head, her short cropped white hair making her look like a ghost. "I know right? But, it could be worse. But here's the question. If individually we don't have enough power to move a pencil, yet as a group we somehow manage to switch dimensions, where the hell did we get that kind of power?"

Ebony patted Bunny's head. "You worry too much. It doesn't really matter how we got here, just that we're here."

Pen shook her head. "Bunny's actually right. If we don't know how we got here, we can't go back. And if Bunny doesn't know…..that means she didn't add that kind of power."

Bunny steepled her fingers, making her look more grown up and businesslike. "I only do that in trance. I won't do something like that willingly."

Blood shrugged. "So we just have a séance and call the person who did this to us."

Bunny stood up. "I don't think we have to do something that complicated. The only ones who can carry people across time and space….are gods."

Sanzo sighed. "The transvestite hag's at it again."

Goku shook his head. "It could be Homura and them."

Hakkai smiled. "Let's let Miss Bunny figure it out."

Bunny grabbed a knife. "Good idea." She held out her hand, which was slowly gaining dark black Celtic tattoos, and stabbed the middle of her palm, the knife showing through two inches out. Her eyes glazed over, her back rigid as and ethereal mist started up, tinged by her blood, as she danced an exotic evil little dance. "Blood, blessed be thy name. Blood, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, summon the caster back to me. Blood, fire, blessed be thy name. Blood, fire, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, fire, summon the caster back to me. Blood, fire, earth, blessed be thy name. Blood, fire, earth, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, fire, earth, summon the caster back to me. Blood, fire, earth, water, blessed be thy name. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, heaven, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, fire, earth, water, summon the caster back to me. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, blessed be thy name. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, summon the caster back to me. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, heaven, blessed be thy name. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, heaven, turn the course back to its birth. Blood, fire, earth, water, wind, heaven, summon the caster back to me." As she completed her incantation and intricate Celtic dance, the floor glowed where she had stepped, a pentagram with ancient Celtic symbols glowing a sickly red under her feet. "I summon thee Lucifer to aid me in the dark. I summon thee Michael to aid me in the light. I summon thee Nemesis to aid me in Heaven. I summon thee Atlas to aid me here on Earth. Spirits I have summoned bring me the one who led me here."

Pen grabbed Goku's hand as he moved to help her. "Leave be! Bunny might not look it, but she is a Celtic priestess. She can take care of herself."

Kanzeon fell to the floor, her spine cracking as she hacked up blood. "Dear fates…Who the hell has that kind of power?!"

Bunny stepped on her throat, slowly pushing down. Her wicked red eyes bored into Kanzeon's skull. "Kanzeon Bosatsu?"

Kanzeon smiled weakly. "Yes….that's me. What's the occasion?"

Bunny smiled wickedly. "I want your soul. Kidding! You dragged me here."

Kanzeon coughed. "No. I dragged the five elements here. Blood, fire, earth, water, and wind. Not a Druid. Druids give me heartburn they're so unchanging."

Bunny opened her palm, a little flame dancing on it. "You mean like that kind of fire?"

Kanzeon's eye twitched. "You've got to be shitting me."

Bunny stared at her, her face blank. "No I am not shitting you."

Blood smiled softly and held out her hand, palm down, as blood welled down in massive droplets. "Like this kind of blood?"

Ebony held out her hand, black sand trickling out of her fingers. "Like this kind of earth?"

Gale giggled, her hair moving as she made a little tornado on the back of her hand. "You mean this kind of wind?"

Pen sighed, an icy mist coming from her mouth, even though the room was nice and toasty. "Water is my forte after all."

Kanzeon's eye twitched. "You aren't going to let me go until I answer all of your wishes are you Druidess?"

Bunny sat on the edge of the table. "You have a brain after all. Start now or die."

Kanzeon gulped. "Well….blood?"

Blood smiled. "Vampire, capable of walking in the sun."

Kanzeon winced. "You want to die? Alright…Fire!"

Bunny smiled. "I want to be me…as I really am."

Kanzeon whistled. "I would too. What are you…in your twenties?"

Bunny giggled. "No. I'm 18."

Kanzeon clapped. "I applaud your lovely self. Earth!"

Ebony looked up. "I want to be a demon."

Kanzeon whistled. "Okey dokey. Water!"

Pen looked up. "I want to be a cat demon."

Kanzeon looked at her. "That's stupid….Wind!"

Gale pulled a bird feather out from behind her ear. "I want to fly like a bird."

Gojyo looked at Bunny. "What's so lovely about this little shrimp?"

Bunny hopped down. "Kanzeon-sama?"

Kanzeon waved her hand, little flecks of golden light flowing off her fingers. "Break the chain that seals the dark! Let loose the dragon of hell!"

Bunny winked and waved cheekily. "Bye-bye!" She started glowing, her entire body hidden by the radiant light. When she finally stopped glowing, she was sitting on the ground, her long white hair covering her face, wearing a black low collared dress that looked like extremely sexy lingerie and barely covered her ample bosom, her knee high black boots attached to her underwear with straps. She opened her eyes, rubbing them with her long nailed hands. "I believe you could have come up with something better Kanzeon. Lucifer…find me something better."

A shadow detached itself from the walls, its red eyes glowing. Its voice was a pale whisper that hinted of nights of pain. "As you wish…mistress…." It faded, leaving a nasty smear on the floor where it had stood.

Bunny winced. "Well. That takes care of the dark. Archangel Michael, find me a weapon."

Pen stared at her. "Are you really Bunny?!"

Bunny leaned over Pen's shoulder and closed Goku's jaw. "Sweetie, keep your mouth closed or a fly might fly in. And yes…I'm Bunny."

Ebony hit her with a fan. "If you're Bunny…what's your personal opinion about this?!" She brandished Mr. Wuffums.

Bunny scratched her head. "Egad. I can't believe she would work up the guts to touch it. That was just my way of remaining demonic. Isn't that right Mr. Wuffums? Yes…ok…I'll prove it to them." She hooked her long nails in the seams of Mr. Wuffums's head and pulled gently, the seams falling apart. "You can't merge with something that was never alive." A human skull rolled out, the Celtic patterns on its head marking it as no ordinary skull. More parts of the skeleton soon followed, all of them marked with ink in Celtic patterns. "Mr. Jacob Wuffums, meet everyone. Everyone, meet my neighbor."

Gale vomited on the spot, her hands braced against the floor. "Oh god…"

Ebony stepped back. "That's sick."

Sanzo pulled the hammer on his gun. "I got beat up by a slut and a dead man." He pointed his gun right at Bunny, and pulled the trigger.

"Too slow old man." Bunny tapped his shoulder, standing cockily behind him. "Relax. If I wanted you dead, I would have killed you the first time. Oh look, Lucifer's back."

The shadow moved into the light, a long black dress hung over its skeletal arms, extended to Bunny. "Mistress….will like this."

Bunny kissed the grinning skull. "Thank you. You may go." She picked up the dress and draped it over her left arm. "And Michael should be here….right about now."

A gorgeous angel with his own 10000 watt spotlight handed a Celtic armlet to Bunny. "By the grace of God this was made. Try not to break it this time. Just because it's adamantine doesn't mean anything."

Bunny slipped it on her right arm, its silvery surface reflecting back the room around her. "Worry wart. Dankeschon Erzengel Michael. Gehen Sie aus bitte."

The angel bowed. "Bitteschon Drache von Holle. Tschuss!"

Bunny waved. "Aufwiedersehen!"

Pen's eye twitched. "Well…you know what they say."

Gale looked up. "Never hate your enemies; it affects your judgment." She grinned. "And I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Bunny laughed. "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." She said it in a think Italian accent, her fingers in the mob understanding mode.

Blood hit the floor laughing, rolling along the hardwood. "You two are so bad!"

Ebony grinned. "You two are going to sleep with the fishes."

Blood's laughter doubled, Bunny and Gale sliding down on the floor to join her. "Stop! Stop! You're killing me here mates!"

Bunny grinned. "Dayquil or Nyquil. Who said you could take the Dayquil?! You can't handle the Dayquil!"

Gale held up a spoon. "You have to remember: There is no spoon."

Bunny held up her finger. "So I say unto you dudes: most excellent!"

Sanzo shot the ceiling. "URUSAI!"

Bunny rolled her eyes. "Baka ero houshi-sama"

Gale fell out laughing again. "You better hope that's the only word in Japanese he knows how to say!"

Pen sighed. "You four are such movie junkies."

Kanzeon perked a brow. "I thwat I saw a puddy tat. I did I did! I did see a puddy tat!"

Pen sighed. "If you can't beat 'em…join 'em. Oh no! Hikaru!"

Bunny stopped laughing. "Wrong category."

Pen scratched her head. "All right….in the immortal words of Socrates: I drank WHAT?!"

Gale clapped. "Better! Just keep swimming swimming swimming."

Bunny snapped her fingers. "Got one! It's only a flesh wound! Come back so I can bite your knee caps off!"

Blood sat up; her long curls in total disarray. "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!"

Kanzeon perked a brow. "Does that even count?"

Ebony nodded. "They made of movie of it. Crappy quality but it works."

Kanzeon sighed. "Fine. To be, or not to be, that is the question."

Bunny grinned. "That works too!"

The Sanzo-ikkou looked at the five girls. "Do we really want to know?" They silently walked out, Sanzo closing the door behind him.

---------------------Morning

"Umm…..turn down the watts…" A voice from behind Gojyo caused him to stiffen. Then a very loud alarm fully woke him up, a long arm crossing his vision to grope around on the nightstand. Gojyo leaped out of bed, his staff weapon at hand. "Who the hell are you?!"

The figure drowsily sat up, her long white hair a mess. "Come on here! Where the hell was I supposed to sleep?! And it's not like you had a problem with it at three in the morning!"

The door to the room opened, Pen lazily sticking her head in. "Be happy yours sleeps like a log. I had to waste an entire sheet of paper just to stop that monk from shooting me. Can I help it that I'm lazy?"

Gale poked her head in the window; upside down her hair went past the border of the window. "I didn't want to be rude, so I slept in the tree with Blood."

Gojyo looked at all the girls. "Did I miss something here?"

Bunny looked up from brushing her hair with a brush that looked oddly like a dog's ribcage and spine. She shook back her hair, making it have an appearance of depth. "Oh sorry. We never did tell you what exactly we did in there. But…in a nutshell…Pen, you explain it. I am putting some real clothes on."

Gojyo perked his brow. "Really? I like that on you though."

Pen and Bunny both hit him at the same time, Bunny punching his face, Pen hitting the other side with a paper fan. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM," their voices chorused.

Gojyo rubbed his face as he left. Seeing Goku, he grabbed him. "Do I have something on my face?"

Goku grinned. "Yeah! Big pervert!"

Gojyo lit one of his many cigarettes, trying vainly to light his lighter. "Damn that sucks. I just got turned down by two beautiful women-" A large fan connected with the back of his head.

Pen literally had a black screen and flames. Her eyes were slanted with little specks for irises. "Bunny…..Why do you think he's funny again?"

Bunny poked her head out from the bathroom, wearing her new high collared black Victorian dress with its daring slits in all the right places (hips, chest, and waist) and dangling cloth off the sleeves. "Because he says it with a straight face. And I know homeboy's a boy, and thus knows what he's talking about."

Pen moved to strangle Bunny. "So…WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM?!"

Bunny cheeped and ducked out the window, bumping into a weird guy with long ears. "Oops! Gomen nasai!"

The weird guy in question simply lumbered on, his long tongue licking his upper lip. "Blood….."

Bunny stared at him. She pulled out her fancy armlet, and let it twine it's now snaky way up her arm. "That was…odd."

-----------Breakfast

"So how good are you girls at fighting to kill?" Sanzo's question came right before anyone had sat down to eat the massive spread.

Gale scratched her head. "I think I'll answer for all of us….we don't kill people. We may hold them off or beat them to a pulp, but we don't kill them."

Bunny raised her hand. "Excluding me. It's no biggie, but I'd like to avoid that scenario."

The Sanzo-ikkou looked at the girls.

Gojyo was the only one to make a comment. "You five…are going to die."

Blood looked up from her empty plate. "I can't die. I'm already dead. And I have to get used to killing, or all my preternatural beauty goes down the toilet and then some."

Pen looked at her. "When did you learn the word preternatural? Is that even a real word?"

Bunny and Blood sighed and spoke as a chorus. "Anne Rice, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, The Body Thief, The Vampire Lestat, and so on and so forth."

Gale looked up from pouring Hakkai's tea. "Why is it that you gentlemen are inquiring about our fighting capabilities anyway?"

Bunny leaned back in her chair, chewing on a chopstick. "Egad! You got Gale mad!"

Blood poked her ribs. "You just rhymed."

Bunny fell backwards, landing very ungracefully on her butt. "Do you know the meaning of 'restraint'?"

Blood snickered. "No. Now eat your bacon."

Bunny saluted. "Hai!" She opened her mouth and shoved her entire plate load in, swallowing and grinning. "All gone!"

---------Road to…India

Hakkai smiled cheerfully. "It's a good thing you girls managed to come up with alternate travel arrangements."

Bunny sighed. "Yeah, but this is no fun!" She was sitting on a solid black red eyed stallion (think Nazgul), showing off her excellent horsemanship.

Gale bounced along in her saddle, her piebald pony aggravated. "Speak for yourself! My butt feels like it's about to fall off!"

Pen sighed. "You wanted to ride it." The other three girls were safely in a buggy (old-fashioned horse drawn cart with a Corvette top) drawn by a perfect four horse team. Pen had drawn a little rabbit thing to serve as the coachman.

Ebony stretched out her arms. "Maybe we should let Gale ride with us. Bunny's fine. Bunny made the horse herself, so she obviously would know how to ride the thing."

Bunny reined in her horse sharply, making it chew its bit and rear. Bunny kept her seat, making the hors dance around for a few steps. "Nope! I practice. Four days a week, three hours a day! Isn't that right Daredevil?"

Hakkai hit the brakes suddenly, almost hitting Bunny's perfectly drawn horse. "I sense something."

Bunny narrowly avoided falling off by lifting the horse and her with telepathy. "Move…the…car…."

Hakkai looked up to see a horse suspended three feet up, right over his head. "My goodness! How did you get up there?" He went in reverse for at least ten feet.

Bunny and her horse slowly descended. "It's called telepathy." She dismounted gracefully. "You know…this would be cooler if I had the Nazgul cape and stuff." She looked pointedly at Pen.

Pen sighed and sketched something. "The best I'll do is a cape and twin swords. You have a nice dress under there, show it off."

Bunny pulled up her new hood. "Right." She did a mounting trick that made her seem to be a natural horsewoman. "And as for that tingling sensation Hakkai, I'll check it out." She pulled the reins and drew one of her new swords. "Daredevil, the pointless ride is over! It's battle time." The horse reared, kicking its front legs as it gave off a stallion scream. As it landed, its call was answered by a demon popping out of the dunes. Bunny heeled Daredevil and ran the demon down, cutting of his head on the first pass, spearing it on the second. She rode back with the head stuck on the tip of her sword. "Is this all you guys are worried about? This loser?"

Sanzo shot the head. "That was a demon you just decapitated."

The Sanzo-ikkou went in full battle mode.

Gojyo grinned. "I was getting bored."

Goku punched the air. "Finally! I thought everyone was ignoring us or something."

Gale was having a hysterical fit. "She just….rode it down….like the headless horseman! And then she just-" At about that point in her narration, Gale puked; the bile spreading down her shirt to stain her pants.

Hakkai patted her leg. "It's all right. Bunny was just showing off."

Bunny grinned. "Damn right!"

At about this point in the day, the demon horde came crashing out of the dunes like an avalanche. This particular horde was full of rather unsavory looking youkai, most of them still covered in the blood of their last kills.

Gale vomited again.

Ebony sighed and got out of the buggy. "Pen. I want a machine gun with unlimited ammo."

Pen looked at her. "You really don't want to touch the things do you?"

Ebony looked at her, straight faced. "Do I look like I want to?"

Pen handed her the brand new weapon, still warm from the sun's rays. "No. I was just stalling for time. Mow them down."

Blood opened her mouth and exposed her fangs. She grimaced. "If this is all I get to eat…maybe I shouldn't have become a vampire."

Pen drew herself a large paintbrush. "Quit complaining. Food is food no matter what it looks like."

Bunny grinned. "This is going to be so much fucking fun!"

The demon horde stopped, some of them pointing to Bunny. The common mutterings went something like this: "Satan's slut", "Hell's Witch", "Half-breed cow", and even "Queen of Hell".

Bunny elegantly turned her horse, her adamantine gift having transformed itself into a javelin. Daredevil snorted, pawing the ground restlessly. "So….who moves first?"

Gale looked at her. "You aren't actually going to kill them are you?"

Sanzo checked his Smith and Wesson. "It's kill or be killed."

Bunny snorted. "Gale, welcome to a world with no rules. It's like the wild, the only rule is hit them before they hit you."

Gale's hair billowed up, a sure sign she was summoning her evil winds. "I won't kill them. I'm just going to drop them from a very large height and look the other way."

"Great idea. Just make sure they don't fall on me." Bunny heeled her horse, going a few feet before letting loose her javelin, scooping it out of the dead youkai by pulling on a chain. "Never ever use a real javelin. You'll never get it back."

Gojyo spun his staff thing around, the chain forming an elegant spiral. "Exactly."

Ebony loaded up her unlimited carried. "How nice for both of you. My way, you don't have to clean up anything."

Pen hoisted a bazooka. "My way, I make glass." She hit the button, having aimed it at the middle of the horde. In the resulting explosion, the shrapnel itself seriously injured half, the blast killing a quarter. "And I add insult to injury."

Sanzo looked at Pen. "…"

Ebony golf clapped. "My turn. Move out Bunny!"

Bunny hit her horse into a gallop, going away from the scene.

Ebony let loose, firing until her shoulder hurt. Having depleted the horde by a massive amount, she swiveled her arm around. "Good God I hate recoil."

Gale let loose what she had been working on: a tornado. Having eradicated what was left, she opened her eyes. "Was that all of them?"

Bunny looked at her. "You have cheated me of my fun."

The Sanzo-ikkou climbed back in the Jeep, Goku and Gojyo looking very dejected.

Bunny dismounted gracefully, her cloak making her look like the inverse of the mirage white lady. "Anyone want to ride Daredevil? Cause my butt is sore."

Gale climbed in the buggy. "I can't ride. We figured that out already."

Goku's head popped up. "You mean I can ride him?!"

Bunny picked him up and planted him on Daredevil's back. "Daredevil, show him how to ride a warhorse. Goku, just hold the reins loosely." She then proceeded to steal his spot in the back of the Jeep. "The piebald's free if anyone else wants to ride a horse."

Hakkai smiled. "I'll ride him."

Bunny climbed in the driver's seat. "Okay. I don't trust you two at the wheel."

Gojyo grabbed the back of the driver's seat. "Do you know how to drive?!"

Bunny held up a little bit of plastic. "See this? This is my driver's license. It means I can drive, reverse gear, parallel park, forward park, reverse park, etc." She held up another bit of plastic. "This is my Class C license. This means I am a race car driver. Meaning, hold on." She grabbed the wheel, an evil grin on her face.

Pen looked at her. "Why couldn't you drive the Jeep before?!"

Bunny looked at her. "Because I was too short. Erase the horses and just hitch the buggy to the back. The Jeep can take it."

Hakkai bounced over on the piebald. "The Jeep as you call it is a dragon by the name of Hakuuryu."

Bunny looked at him. "The horses will get tired before he will, and then we'll have to rest anyway."

Gale leaned out the back of the buggy. "Bunny's got a thing for animals. She's going to a vet when she grows up."

Bunny threw a rock at her. "URUSAI BAKA ONNA!"

Blood sighed. "You guys are sad."

----------------------End Stuff!

Pen holds up a large sign that says clearly: NO HORSES OR DEMONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CHAPTER.

Small Bunny and Older Bunny bounce across the screen. "WHEEEE!"

Gale looks at the sign. "I think I'm gonna be sick…"

Gojyo swivels his finger in his ear. "Why is it that the Sanzo-ikkou have no major role in this chapter?"

Angelic-Kitten smiles as she drags him away. "Because this is a chapter more based on the discovery of talents. Meaning: SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU DIE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!"

Sanzo holds up his driver's license. "I do have a driver's license. I just prefer to have someone else drive for me."

ChoiYugi grabs Angelic-Kitten's ear. "Speaking of which, what's with all the driver's licenses in this chapter?"

Angelic-Kitten grins, giving the peace sign. "My sister just got her driver's license, so this is my congratulations to her. Throwing in lots and lots of driver's licenses."

AsianOrange attacks her with a paper fan. "BAKA ERO KAPPA! BAKA BAKA BAKA!"

Homura, Shien, and Zenon creep up behind everyone. "BOO! Guess what?"

Goku moves to strangle Homura. "WHAT?!"

Shien and Zenon crack out beer. "We show up next chapter and abduct Blood!"

Blood sighs and rolls her eyes. "Great. I get abducted by freaks. Just what I've always wanted."

Homura sticks his arm around her shoulder. "Yeah. Just think. Next chapter, I get to have sex for the first time in my life."

The Bunnys gag. "GROSS!"

Gojyo stick his arm around elder Bunny's shoulder. "That's okay, because I get to have my evil little snack too."

Pen drags away the two horny men by their arms, spins them around, and throws them off into the distance like the hammer throw. "Sick freaks."

Ebony holds massive guns and fires off many rounds. "MWOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh crap! Someone saw! DIE!!!" She shoots the monitor, which then goes black.

Angelic-Kitten pops up, smiling her braced smile that looks like she's about to kill you. "I've decided to give all my previews and author notes in play form…or whatever that was. If you don't like it, SAY SOMETHING NOW OR YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH IT FOREVER. Thanks for reading my story, now go review! Remember, the deadline is my next update, which could come tomorrow…the day after….or maybe next year (which isn't such a big deal now because it's December). And for all you people who say you have no time to write fic chapters: NEWSFLASH! I'm a sophomore in High school, taking many advanced classes I really shouldn't be taking, and yet….I manage these long arse chapters. Which means….I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!!! GO UPDATE YOU LAZY PPL!!!!!! Ahem. End of rant."

ChoiYugi utilizes on of her many Tea Kwan Do holds. "Are you calling me lazy again?! DIE!!!!!!!!!"

AsianOrange dances in front of the ensuing beat down. "Aye! I'm going to distract you with a happy dance!" If you've ever seen Sumomo (Plum) from Chobits dance on standby mode, think of this now. "Now the fight's over….bye-bye!!!"