Chapter 2: The Bandit Battle
Announcer: it all happened a bit like this....
Inyuasha: Attack my men!!!"does gay little twirl" "draws sword" get ready to kill. You big one
Shady: Yes sir?
Inyuasha: I want you to lead a party to the side of the camp and wait.
Shady:Yes, Sir! "exits"
Inyuasha: You 10 gaurds, you 9 archers, you 8 grenaders, you 7 flaming archers, you 6 rangers, you 5 scouts, you 4 messengers, and you.... yes you assasin go follow him you will carry out the mission. "hears mutter in background of: Where's the partridge in the pear tree?"
"all the rest of the 500 men go to fight with Inyuasha"
"later on in the trail..."
Shady: You 5 scouts go ahead into the bushes that look mysteriously like a...FLESH EATING VIRUS BUSH "cough" uhh never mind that.. just hurry. "5 scouts enter but get red rashes which people later discover to be a FLESH EATING VIRUS BUSH!!! no no which ends up being poisen ivy"
Scout #1: It's clear sir...
Shady: Good. Men move ahead! "Men move and hide into bushes not knowing they are being followed by an enemy assasin"
Flaming Archer #1: You!! Scout #1!!! get down! "scout #1 begins to twitch" "Flaming Archer #1 lets loose an arrow anyway at the same time a blade appears close to the Scout's neck" "the arrow kills the scout and the assasin"
Shady: Very good. We've almost made it...