Chapter 6
Ain't That a Kick in the Head!
"Like Rogue, WAKE UP!"
Rogue sighed and turned over.
"Kitty?"
"Yeah, now like get up. It's like way past time."
"It's Saturday," Rogue murmured.
Kitty rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, and that's like our girls day out day!"
Rogue sighed again.
"Ah don't care. I don't want to go!"
Kitty smiled slyly.
"Like what's wrong Rogue? Did you like sneak out again with Remy last night?"
Rogue sat straight up in her bed.
"Kitty," she began in a warning voice.
Kitty took a precautionary step back.
"Like don't worry Rogue. I'm like not a snitch."
Rogue sighed in relief.
"That is of course, like if you don't miss Girls Day Out."
Rogue glared at her.
Kitty shrugged.
"Fine, I'll go!"
*In the Kitchen*
Remy sat in the mansion's kitchen sipping his coffee.
Scott walked into the room and headed straight for the fridge.
"Hey Remy, you want anything while I'm in here?"
Remy said nothing.
Scott turned and looked at him.
"Remy, I said do you…."
He stopped. Remy just sat there staring through the wall. He seemed to be a million miles away.
Scott walked over to Remy and tapped his arm.
"Hey Remy, you ok?"
Remy blinked. He took a sip of his coffee.
"Remy is fine Scott. Tanks for askin."
"You sure," Scott asked.
Remy nodded.
Scott shrugged.
"Ok."
He turned to go back to the refrigerator.
"Scott, have you ever been to a farm," Remy suddenly asked.
Scott turned back around and took a seat near Remy.
"Yeah, I have, once. Why?"
Remy was silent for a moment. Then he began again.
"Do you know why de farm kids aren't aloud to play wit de goats and cows and stuff?
Scott shook his head.
"Because," Remy said. "Dey would get attached. Den dey not kill de animals. Den dey starve."
Scott looked at Remy with confusion.
"Uh Remy, what are you trying to say?"
Remy opened his mouth to answer. However, Rogue walked into the kitchen and Remy quickly closed it back.
Rogue smiled at him.
"Hi Scott. Hi Remy."
Scott nodded hello. Remy however just stared at her.
Rogue raised an eyebrow.
"Remy…are you ok?"
Remy shook his head yes.
Rogue rolled his eyes and shrugged.
"Whatever. The girls are all having a Girls Day Out today, and they're draggin me along. So Ah'll check with ya'll later."
She grabbed an apple, waved, and then left the kitchen.
Remy's eyes followed her every movement. When she had left the kitchen, he went back to slowly sipping his coffee.
A revelation hit Scott, and he smiled.
"You're in love with her," he declared.
Startled at his words; Remy looked up at him.
"What you talking bout Scott?"
Scott smiled.
"The reason farm kids don't play with the animals is so they won't get attached. The reason players don't get too close to women is because they might fall in love. You're in love with Rogue!"
Remy blinked at Scott.
"I hate you," he murmured.
Scott rolled his eyes.
"Hey don't be mad at me just because you love Rogue."
"Shh," Remy hushed. "Stop sayin dat! Somebody gonna hear you!"
Scott smiled.
"Don't worry about it Remy. Your secret is safe with me."
Remy rolled his eyes.
"Gee, dat make Remy feel really great."
*At the Mall*
Rogue sighed as she pulled yet another skimpy shirt off of the rack.
"Dang, don't they have anythin that isn't showing off half of ya body?"
Kitty and Amara snickered.
"You know Rogue, Hot Topic is in the Foley's wing," said Jean.
"Ah know that," Rogue said.
"Well why don't you go there," Jean suggested, a slight smirk on her face.
Rogue felt blood begin to boil.
"Ah'll shop wherever the heck Ah want," Rogue snapped.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Kitty interrupted. "Don't fight! This is, like suppose to be Girl's Day Ou..."
"Oh come on Rogue. You know you'd never buy anything from here," Jean laughed. "You're way too conservative."
Rogue felt her face burn red with anger.
"Ah am not too conservative! Ah just don't like to shop here."
A group of unconvinced girls stared at her.
Rogue squirmed uncomfortably.
"In fact, Ah think I like this shirt right here," she said, pulling a pretty decent looking shirt off of the rack.
"Ah'm gonna go try it on."
She turned and hurried to the dressing room.
*At the Mansion*
"Dear Rogue,
I really like you and…"
"No, no dat's not it."
"Dear Rogue,
I tink you're hot!"
"No!"
Remy sighed and put down his pen.
"It should not be dis hard to for you to write a love letter Remy," he grumbled to himself.
"Yeah but you never been in love wit de girl you wrote one for before," his mind answered back.
Remy sighed.
There was that word again, "love." Accursed word! Why did that word have to apply to him? Why?!
The door in front of him opened, and Remy looked up in hopes of seeing Rogue standing there.
Instead a very hairy Beast came in the door.
Remy sigh and grumbled something to himself.
Beast looked over at him in concern.
"Remy, are you ok my friend?"
Remy grumbled a yes and went back to writing his letter. He scribbled a few minutes, then sighed and crumbled up the piece of paper.
Beast watched him with an amused look on his face.
"What are you lookin at," Remy snapped.
Beast shrugged.
"Nothing. I just could help but notice that you're having a little trouble with writing your love letter," he explained, the amused smile staying in its place.
Remy look at Beast suspiciously.
"Wait, how did you know dat Remy's writing a love letter?"
"Well, there's the fact that you are writing on very nice paper, and there's the look on your face," Beast enlightened.
"Oh," Remy said, going back to his work.
"And then there's the fact that Scott told me that you're in love with Rogue," Beast added.
"What," Remy shrieked.
A huge grin spread across Beast's face.
"Good choice my friend," Beast said happily. "Rogue's a fine girl."
"I can't believe Scott told you," Remy exclaimed.
"I can," said Kurt as he walked into the door.
"So can I," said Pyro.
"Yeah so can I," added all the other boys, as they walked in.
"Ready boys," asked Bobby.
Everyone nodded.
"Ok then. 1, 2, 3, 4!"
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G," sang the boys.
Remy looked at Beast in horror.
Beast shrugged.
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carria…"
"What's going on in here," growled a very pissed Logan.
Everyone stopped singing, and sort of looked around.
"Well," asked Logan. "Tell me."
No one answered.
Logan growled.
"Well you all better quiet down in here. I'm trying to get some rest!"
He turned to leave. Everyone let out a breath.
"But before I leave…"
Everyone held their breath again.
"Before I leave," Logan repeated, as he turned around. "I wanted to say a little something first."
Everyone looked at each other in fear.
Logan looked at Remy and smirked.
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree," he began to sing. "K.I.S.S.I.N.G!"
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage!"
Everyone fell into a fit of manly laughter.
"What's going on in here," snapped Rogue.
Everyone turned and looked at her. Their mouths then proceed to drop open.
"Rogue! Vat are you veering," asked Kurt in disbelief.
The boys stared at her.
Rogue blushed and crossed her arms.
"A shirt and a skirt," she snapped. "Haven't ya ever seen one before?!"
"Yeah but Rogue," Kurt butted in. "That outfit is so…so…"
"Sexy?"
"Hot?"
"Stunning?"
Rogue blushed slightly.
"Shut up and stop lookin at me! Ah ain't a picture or something," she snapped.
Secretly though, she really felt good about their compliments.
"Now tell me. What are ya up to in here?"
Bobby smiled.
"I'm glad you asked! Ready boys?"
They nodded.
"Ok. 1, 2, 3, 4!"
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then come a baby in the baby carriage!"
They all laughed and then filed out of the room. After taking one last peek at Rogue of course!
Rogue blinked. She slowly turned around and looked at Remy.
"Remy? What the heck!"
"Now, now Rogue. Calm down," Remy pleaded. "I can explain."
"Explain," shouted. "You don't have to explain! I already know what this is about!"
"You do," Remy asked.
"Yes," Rogue snapped. "I do! And I don't appreciate you using me as a prop for your little 'lady's man' rep!"
"What," Remy shouted. "This isn't about Remy tryin to build his 'lady's man' rep at all!"
"Then what is it about!"
"You wouldn't believe!"
"Try me!"
Remy sighed and gathered his courage.
"Well!"
"I love you," Remy murmured.
"What," snapped Rogue? "I can't hear you!"
"I said I love you," Remy shouted.
Rogue blinked.
"You, you do?"
Remy smiled.
"Yes chere, I do. I really do."
Rogue looked at him in shock for a minute. Finally she spoke.
"Ok," she said.
"Ok," Remy asked, a little confused at her reaction.
Rogue nodded.
"Yes. Ok."
She then turned and left the room. Leaving a confused and hurt Remy behind.
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Ain't That a Kick in the Head!
"Like Rogue, WAKE UP!"
Rogue sighed and turned over.
"Kitty?"
"Yeah, now like get up. It's like way past time."
"It's Saturday," Rogue murmured.
Kitty rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, and that's like our girls day out day!"
Rogue sighed again.
"Ah don't care. I don't want to go!"
Kitty smiled slyly.
"Like what's wrong Rogue? Did you like sneak out again with Remy last night?"
Rogue sat straight up in her bed.
"Kitty," she began in a warning voice.
Kitty took a precautionary step back.
"Like don't worry Rogue. I'm like not a snitch."
Rogue sighed in relief.
"That is of course, like if you don't miss Girls Day Out."
Rogue glared at her.
Kitty shrugged.
"Fine, I'll go!"
*In the Kitchen*
Remy sat in the mansion's kitchen sipping his coffee.
Scott walked into the room and headed straight for the fridge.
"Hey Remy, you want anything while I'm in here?"
Remy said nothing.
Scott turned and looked at him.
"Remy, I said do you…."
He stopped. Remy just sat there staring through the wall. He seemed to be a million miles away.
Scott walked over to Remy and tapped his arm.
"Hey Remy, you ok?"
Remy blinked. He took a sip of his coffee.
"Remy is fine Scott. Tanks for askin."
"You sure," Scott asked.
Remy nodded.
Scott shrugged.
"Ok."
He turned to go back to the refrigerator.
"Scott, have you ever been to a farm," Remy suddenly asked.
Scott turned back around and took a seat near Remy.
"Yeah, I have, once. Why?"
Remy was silent for a moment. Then he began again.
"Do you know why de farm kids aren't aloud to play wit de goats and cows and stuff?
Scott shook his head.
"Because," Remy said. "Dey would get attached. Den dey not kill de animals. Den dey starve."
Scott looked at Remy with confusion.
"Uh Remy, what are you trying to say?"
Remy opened his mouth to answer. However, Rogue walked into the kitchen and Remy quickly closed it back.
Rogue smiled at him.
"Hi Scott. Hi Remy."
Scott nodded hello. Remy however just stared at her.
Rogue raised an eyebrow.
"Remy…are you ok?"
Remy shook his head yes.
Rogue rolled his eyes and shrugged.
"Whatever. The girls are all having a Girls Day Out today, and they're draggin me along. So Ah'll check with ya'll later."
She grabbed an apple, waved, and then left the kitchen.
Remy's eyes followed her every movement. When she had left the kitchen, he went back to slowly sipping his coffee.
A revelation hit Scott, and he smiled.
"You're in love with her," he declared.
Startled at his words; Remy looked up at him.
"What you talking bout Scott?"
Scott smiled.
"The reason farm kids don't play with the animals is so they won't get attached. The reason players don't get too close to women is because they might fall in love. You're in love with Rogue!"
Remy blinked at Scott.
"I hate you," he murmured.
Scott rolled his eyes.
"Hey don't be mad at me just because you love Rogue."
"Shh," Remy hushed. "Stop sayin dat! Somebody gonna hear you!"
Scott smiled.
"Don't worry about it Remy. Your secret is safe with me."
Remy rolled his eyes.
"Gee, dat make Remy feel really great."
*At the Mall*
Rogue sighed as she pulled yet another skimpy shirt off of the rack.
"Dang, don't they have anythin that isn't showing off half of ya body?"
Kitty and Amara snickered.
"You know Rogue, Hot Topic is in the Foley's wing," said Jean.
"Ah know that," Rogue said.
"Well why don't you go there," Jean suggested, a slight smirk on her face.
Rogue felt blood begin to boil.
"Ah'll shop wherever the heck Ah want," Rogue snapped.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Kitty interrupted. "Don't fight! This is, like suppose to be Girl's Day Ou..."
"Oh come on Rogue. You know you'd never buy anything from here," Jean laughed. "You're way too conservative."
Rogue felt her face burn red with anger.
"Ah am not too conservative! Ah just don't like to shop here."
A group of unconvinced girls stared at her.
Rogue squirmed uncomfortably.
"In fact, Ah think I like this shirt right here," she said, pulling a pretty decent looking shirt off of the rack.
"Ah'm gonna go try it on."
She turned and hurried to the dressing room.
*At the Mansion*
"Dear Rogue,
I really like you and…"
"No, no dat's not it."
"Dear Rogue,
I tink you're hot!"
"No!"
Remy sighed and put down his pen.
"It should not be dis hard to for you to write a love letter Remy," he grumbled to himself.
"Yeah but you never been in love wit de girl you wrote one for before," his mind answered back.
Remy sighed.
There was that word again, "love." Accursed word! Why did that word have to apply to him? Why?!
The door in front of him opened, and Remy looked up in hopes of seeing Rogue standing there.
Instead a very hairy Beast came in the door.
Remy sigh and grumbled something to himself.
Beast looked over at him in concern.
"Remy, are you ok my friend?"
Remy grumbled a yes and went back to writing his letter. He scribbled a few minutes, then sighed and crumbled up the piece of paper.
Beast watched him with an amused look on his face.
"What are you lookin at," Remy snapped.
Beast shrugged.
"Nothing. I just could help but notice that you're having a little trouble with writing your love letter," he explained, the amused smile staying in its place.
Remy look at Beast suspiciously.
"Wait, how did you know dat Remy's writing a love letter?"
"Well, there's the fact that you are writing on very nice paper, and there's the look on your face," Beast enlightened.
"Oh," Remy said, going back to his work.
"And then there's the fact that Scott told me that you're in love with Rogue," Beast added.
"What," Remy shrieked.
A huge grin spread across Beast's face.
"Good choice my friend," Beast said happily. "Rogue's a fine girl."
"I can't believe Scott told you," Remy exclaimed.
"I can," said Kurt as he walked into the door.
"So can I," said Pyro.
"Yeah so can I," added all the other boys, as they walked in.
"Ready boys," asked Bobby.
Everyone nodded.
"Ok then. 1, 2, 3, 4!"
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G," sang the boys.
Remy looked at Beast in horror.
Beast shrugged.
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carria…"
"What's going on in here," growled a very pissed Logan.
Everyone stopped singing, and sort of looked around.
"Well," asked Logan. "Tell me."
No one answered.
Logan growled.
"Well you all better quiet down in here. I'm trying to get some rest!"
He turned to leave. Everyone let out a breath.
"But before I leave…"
Everyone held their breath again.
"Before I leave," Logan repeated, as he turned around. "I wanted to say a little something first."
Everyone looked at each other in fear.
Logan looked at Remy and smirked.
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree," he began to sing. "K.I.S.S.I.N.G!"
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage!"
Everyone fell into a fit of manly laughter.
"What's going on in here," snapped Rogue.
Everyone turned and looked at her. Their mouths then proceed to drop open.
"Rogue! Vat are you veering," asked Kurt in disbelief.
The boys stared at her.
Rogue blushed and crossed her arms.
"A shirt and a skirt," she snapped. "Haven't ya ever seen one before?!"
"Yeah but Rogue," Kurt butted in. "That outfit is so…so…"
"Sexy?"
"Hot?"
"Stunning?"
Rogue blushed slightly.
"Shut up and stop lookin at me! Ah ain't a picture or something," she snapped.
Secretly though, she really felt good about their compliments.
"Now tell me. What are ya up to in here?"
Bobby smiled.
"I'm glad you asked! Ready boys?"
They nodded.
"Ok. 1, 2, 3, 4!"
"Remy and Rogue, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then come a baby in the baby carriage!"
They all laughed and then filed out of the room. After taking one last peek at Rogue of course!
Rogue blinked. She slowly turned around and looked at Remy.
"Remy? What the heck!"
"Now, now Rogue. Calm down," Remy pleaded. "I can explain."
"Explain," shouted. "You don't have to explain! I already know what this is about!"
"You do," Remy asked.
"Yes," Rogue snapped. "I do! And I don't appreciate you using me as a prop for your little 'lady's man' rep!"
"What," Remy shouted. "This isn't about Remy tryin to build his 'lady's man' rep at all!"
"Then what is it about!"
"You wouldn't believe!"
"Try me!"
Remy sighed and gathered his courage.
"Well!"
"I love you," Remy murmured.
"What," snapped Rogue? "I can't hear you!"
"I said I love you," Remy shouted.
Rogue blinked.
"You, you do?"
Remy smiled.
"Yes chere, I do. I really do."
Rogue looked at him in shock for a minute. Finally she spoke.
"Ok," she said.
"Ok," Remy asked, a little confused at her reaction.
Rogue nodded.
"Yes. Ok."
She then turned and left the room. Leaving a confused and hurt Remy behind.
Hi. Yeah it's me again. Sorry it took so long for me to update! I've had a few personal problems going on so yeah…. Anyways, Read and Review.