Lee's List Of Manliness!

Sorry it took me a short forever to update! (Kenshin grin) I was way busy with Genius In Love and Apprentice... My two most popular! But, you never know... If reviews keep coming in for this (I got ten reviews for the last chappie in up to 2 days! That's alot for one thing, when you think about it) this story might become popular, too... Hmm...

Kyuubi: I doubt it.

Gotta love your optimistic demon fox. Anyway, I was just watching the Chuunin exam, Gaara vs. Lee, and I would just like to say this: I love Lee. I adore Lee. Gai-sensei is a little weird, but I love Lee. Lee is my baby (not really... Neji is...), you get what I'm saying? This fan fic is in no way shape or form a Lee-hater ficcie. Lee is the nicest guy you'll ever meet in your life. Period. You will never meet another guy so pure-hearted. Personally, I think that anyone who writes Lee-bashing ficcies should suffer death by nacho cheese.

REVIEW ANSWERS:

Kivrin: : ) I glad you like it!

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deity of death1: I have disturbed someone! My life is complete!

Gambit Gurl Isis: I. Love. Him. Too. !!. And you, too! (heart)

Junsui Kegasu: (Kenshin grin.) We wubses Neji!

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AyumuOsakaKasuga: Yes! Crazyness!

kie-san: For all that is freakishly good and weird, here is your update! (P.S.: Do you have AIM?? I like you! ...But not like that... maybe... -shifty eyes-)

Dragon Man 180: Wow, my only sane review for this ficcie... and yet, somehow... not... (grin!) Do you have AIM, too?? I likeses talking to reviewers! Jazzyw and I talk bunches if we're on (she thinks she owns Itachi... HA! J/k, Jazzy! -heart-)

Night-Owl123: :D Here be update!

Wow, no anonymous reviews... I was shocked. I usually get alot of those and it kind of bugs me... If you leave nice reviews alot, I might want to get to know you, you know! Ack!

Chapter Two: When All Else Fails, Ask Your Cousin

Tenten yawned hugely, examining her nails; using her weapons so much had worn them down horrifically. She immeadiately whipped out a nail-file. (How's that gonna solve your troubles?!) She glanced over at Neji while filing her nails. "Any ideas yet?"

"Shut up! I have lots of ideas!" Neji shouted angrily, bending over the scroll and the Ways To Kill Gai-Sensei and Lee, by Hyuuga Neji.

"Then why aren't we seeing any writing?" Tenten asked, picking up the still-blank scroll that would soon take it's place in the world as Lee's New and Improved (cough cough) List Of Manly Promises.

"Because it's all in here." Neji tapped on his temple. He paused, then sort of hunched over; Tenten was confused, until he asked himself in a creepy voice, "Is she insulting us again? Yes! We should make a list for her, too! Let's Byakugan her! That might be hard to explain to her parents.... Aw, who cares, just do it!"

Tenten's eyebrow sky-rocketed. After being alone with the guy for ten straight minutes, she was slightly accustomed to the fact that she had a freakin pyscho for a team-mate. "Neji, if you... Byakugan me... No one will help you write this list and take over Gai and Lee."

"I'll have help!"

I wish... "Who?" Tenten placed her hands on her hips.

"Clarence! Duh!" Neji looked at her like she was stupid.

"Clarence!" Neji tapped his forehead.

"...Oh my god..." Tenten backed away.

(HINATA SUDDENLY APPEARS!)

"Neji-nii-sa, you know you're not allowed to talk to Clarence," the younger Hyuuga said in her gentle voice.

"He NAMED his curse-seal?!" Tenten hissed in Hinata's ear.

"Well, yes." Hinata looked at her like she was stupid, too.

Tenten starred at them. They're mad. They're all freakin' mad.

"Hinata! Cousin! Amigo! Number-One-On-My-People-To-Kill-List!" Neji greeted Hinata with a pyscotic smile. "What bothers you about Gai-sensei and Lee??"

Tenten glanced at Hinata; she seemed unphased that she happened to be on the To-Kill list of a pyscho with a friendly curse-seal. "Well, those eyebrows always made me feel a bit unnerved."

"Eyebrows!" Neji smacked his knee. "Eyebrows, Tenten! Of course!" Giggling to himself, Neji scribbled maddly in 'Lee's New And Improved List Of Manly Promises.'

"Oh, sweet mother of that Toad-guy, tell me I'm dreaming," Tenten said under her breath as Hinata went to look over Neji's shoulder, also giggling madly. Who knew Hinata was a closet-megalomaniac, too? I always thought she was the NORMAL genin...

(The Next Day)

"GOOD-MORNING, NEJI, TENTEN, LEE!" Gai announced his prescence to the world.

"GOOD MORNING, GAI-SENSEI!" Lee chorused faithfully from his seated position on the ground. He saluted his sensei.

"'Morning." Tenten sat on the opposite end of the log from Neji; the long-haired gennin was beginning to freak her out.

"Hn." (Translation: GOOD MORNING FROM NEJI, GAI-SENSEI!)

Tenten glanced at her teammate; actually, Neji acted somewhat normal around Gai and Lee... whatever normal meant anymore for him... Maybe if she spent more time in the company of Gai and Lee, it would not encourage 'Clarence' behavior.

Tenten glanced at Neji again; his eye was twitching.

Maybe not.

Meanwhile, deep within the confines of Neji's mind...

Evil was stirring.

And not just any evil. Oh, no... This was evil born from the pit of hell that is Neji's brain... Evil called forth from the depths of long-suppressed malice. And soon, this evil was going to awaken... and spill forth....

"Lee, you dropped your scroll," Neji said, almost kindly, handing Lee a scroll.

"Thank you, Neji!" Lee took it, examined the seal, and nodded. "This is mine!"

"GOOD JOB, LEE! YOU HAvE RECOVERED A LOST POSSESSION WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF A TEAM-MATE AND NOW IT IS NO LONGER LOST! THIS IS WHAT TEAMWORK AND YOUTHFUL ENERGY TRULLY IS!" (Gai-sensei talks like Mojo JoJo...)

Neji: Twitch-twitch.

TBC

SNG'S LITTLE FAN FICTION NEWSLETTER:

ATTENTION REVIEWERS!!

Due to the fact that Catharsis has gotten NO reviews whatsoever since I updated it, and due to the fact that the amount of reviews it has is pitiful, I will be removing it on January 1st. This is your last chance to go read it, if you liked it. And I don't care if people say "Oh, but it's so good, you should keep it up!" To be honest, I don't care; if it was so good, I'd have more reviews.

ALSO, NEJI FANS:

I am currently developing a fan fiction deticated solely to Neji, which will possibly be one of the most difficult fics I've written yet, owing to the fact that most of it is song chapters. The songs are basically just a group of songs that I think really describe Neji. If you have any ideas for songs you'd like me to use, please e-mail me (above) and let me know the song name and the group, and whether or not you would like ackowledgement when the chapter is posted.

LIST OF SONGS SO FAR FOR NEJI-FIC:

Behind Blue Eyes, Limp Bizkit cover

Want, Disturbed

My December, Linkin Park

Hold On, Good Charlotte

Aerials, System Of A Down

Code Of Energy, Papa Roach

Going Under, Evanescence

Pts. Of Athrty, by Linkin Park

I Hate Everything About You, by Three Days Grace

Please let me know if you have any ideas!

ALSO: The holiday newsletter will be back with the next installment of all chapters for my fictions. Please let me know if you have a birthday during this time (sorry, I haven't been keeping a list... but I will now!) or if there are any new manga releases and/or Holiday fictions out there worth while.

ALSO, ALSO: The sequel to Bozenjishitsu will be posted on the 20th. Please keep an eye out for it! (I won't say what, exactly...)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!