A/N: And here's the answer to your question! I tried a different approach. I made it into as script as a play should be…I think…oh well!!! Here's Chappy 17! Oh, and I went straight into the play avoiding all the chitchat and stuff because it's already VERY long as it is… ;) Lastly, it'll be in present tense, but that's just for now…

And umm....next update comes in two weeks before Christmas, don't miss it!

Chapter 17

Twisted Fate

The stage is set. All the props and backdrops are now ready and in sequence for the play. Hundreds of anticipating audience are beginning to be restless from wait. Suddenly, out the stage comes along Selphie, all in black carrying along the whole script. And with a bow, she begins the play.

NARRATOR: "Once upon a time, in a small town named Nazareth lived a virgin named Paris."

Quistis enters and her beauty astonishes all present there watching

NARRATOR: "She who once was an ugly duckling when hatched by her mother, Mother Goose, the queen of Nazareth…"

Out comes Rinoa in her Mother Goose costume

NARRATOR: "Now is a beautiful swan who has the ability to change her form into a charming young maiden once the light of the moon reflected by the lake would resonate with her feathers."

MOTHER GOOSE: "My daughter, all of our helpers had gone out for vacation because of Labor Day and we have nothing else left to eat. Can you please go out on an errand and buy us some food? Since I'm not well at cooking because of these enormous wings of mine, can you just order out at Mc Donald's? I'd love to try their new peach-apple pie since I couldn't bear to eat those poor Mc Chicken Wings, but I bet your father would love them."

Cid enters bringing a pot of gold

RUMPLESTILSKIN: "Wee mee laddy, eirs yer pota gold. Use this fer yer pay, and me also wish te eat some of theer Fudge Sunday, yuum! Nd bring alowng yer wired old pet, Zimba-a."

PARIS: "You betcha."

NARRATOR: "Her father Rumplestilskin is the king of Nazareth. The K.K.K. Corporation appointed him as king when the place was in peril and he was lucky enough to have made Humpy Dumpy fall down the Tower of Babel and made the place rich with the amount of golden eggs Humpy Dumpy had within him. Zimb-a on the other hand is a highbred animal that is composed of a lobster's leg, lion's body, head of a clown fish, wings of a humming bird and tail of a pig. And though he had wings, his body was far too heavy for his small wings to carry.

She rode on Zimba-a and bid farewell to her parents."

PARIS: "Chao momma, see ya tatay!"

Mother Goose and Rumplestilskin exits the stage and a new backdrop is shown

NARRATOR: "As she left the Buckingham Palace, her parents flooded it with tears of grief from their daughter's absence. Paris boldly rode Zimba-a passing by the White House, swimming across the Atlantic, and crossing by the Golden Gate Bridge before finally arriving at Mc Donald's. But to her dismay, it was close since it's Labor Day. She sat down on the ground in sorrow. She couldn't go home without bringing along any grub for her parents to feast upon. Luckily, a charming young prince was there to save the day."

Seifer enters riding a Chocobo—Squall. The crowd eagerly looks at the two blondes as Seifer approaches Quistis with a white kerchief.

LEGOLAS: "Greetings O fair lady! I can sense distress within thine eyes, does something bother thee?"

Legolas stoops down to dry the tears falling from Paris' eyes

PARIS: "My mother asked me to do an errand. She asked me to buy some food for our dinner, but it seems that all the stores are close and I cannot go home to them in empty arms."

LEGOLAS: "I see thy dilemma O fair one, worry not! For tis I, Legolas, prince of Hogwarts who shall cook for thee."

PARIS: "REALLY!?? That's cool…so, whatcha cookin' doc?"

LEGOLAS: "Let's see…ah, I know! Instant noodles!"

PARIS: "Groovy!"

NARRATOR: "And so Legolas cooked some Lucky Mee! Instant Noodles that he carries along with him at all times. Using some barks, they were able to start a fire. And with the help of Zimba-a and Boko's feathers as fuel, it wasn't long before the noodles were cooked. Legolas placed the noodles into a big cowry shell and offered her a lift back to her palace."

LEGOLAS: "Let me take you home, tis a shame for a gentleman such as I to let such adorable princess such as yourself go home alone."

PARIS: "That'll be neat and stuff, but you really don't havta' I got Zimba-a to take me home. But if you'd like, I can text you…just give me your celnumber."

LEGOLAS: "Would be an honor my lady, it's 09197210652…I do hope you won't be putting down my expectations."

PARIS: "No problemo! Text you soon mmm'k?"

Legolas and Boko exits the stage and the backdrop returns to the palace

NARRATOR: "And with that, the two parted. But Paris was true to her word, she texted him as she promised. Since their two countries were far apart, their only medium of communication was through texting. Every night, Legolas would give him quotes, and Paris would reply in return. Mother Goose soon noticed what Paris had been doing and went to ask her for clarification."

Mother Goose enters and approaches Paris who was in her balcony

MOTHER GOOSE: "Paris, sweety, is there something you wish to tell me?"

PARIS: "Huh? Nope!"

MOTHER GOOSE: "Oh, come on now, I know something is going on."

PARIS: "…Well, I met this really neat guy, you know the one I told you who cooked the noodles for us. He's the Prince of Hogwarts who happen to be on vacation. Well… I asked him for his text number and that's pretty much how it all began."

MOTHER GOOSE: "A Prince you say?"

PARIS: "Yup!"

Rumplestilskin joins them in the balcony

RUMPLESTILSKIN: "Wutt arr ye doin in this hir place? It's culd hir."

PARIS: "The signal is terrible inside…perhaps I should transfer to Sun Cellular."

RUMPLESTILSKIN: "Wutt di ell arr ya tokin' ebwt?"

MOTHER GOOSE: "Well sugar-plum, it seems that our little baby has found herself a prince charming."

RUMPLESTILSKIN: "Ayyy, yes, she's growin' into eh lady naw."

PARIS: "Yeah right!"

Irvine enters, leaping on the balcony's gutter

NARRATOR: "And just as the royal family was having fun, a terrible shadow came before them. It's Sephiroth Kuja, the dreaded royal curse! Sephiroth Kuja is an evil-evil man. No one can really tell where he came from, but it was said that he grew up on his own because of amnesia, he didn't know where his real family was. Believing that he's a prince, abandoned by his family, he held a grudge against all royalties."

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Hahahahahaha!!!! Ain't that cute…but it's wrong!!! You can't talk all sweet like that when you're on the verge of extinction!"

RUMPLESTILSKIN: "Sephiroth Kuja…yer no more than a lonely guy! C'mon naw, attack mi…if ye can."

NARRATOR: "Rumplestilskin's taunting got Sephiroth Kuja aggravated, and with one swift strike of his mittens, Paris' father fell into oblivion."

PARIS: "Papa, NOOOOO!!!!"

MOTHER GOOSE: "HONEY-BUN!!! How dare you kill my husband like that!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "HAHAHA!!! Perhaps you would like to follow him in his grave."

MOTHER GOOSE: "You may do as you please, but promise me one thing… never harm my daughter."

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Done!"

NARRATOR: "And with that, Sephiroth Kuja turned Mother Goose into a seaweed. Mother Goose fell down from the balcony, straight into the moat. And with her last parting words to Paris before she got eaten by piranhas, she was able to say goodbye."

MOTHER GOOSE: "Paris, promise me you'll marry the Prince of Hogwarts and not this fiendish villain who killed your father."

PARIS: "Yes ina, I promise!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "How sweet…heeheehee…"

PARIS: "Perhaps you can kill me now…"

NARRATOR: "But Sephiroth Kuja was simply moved by the princess' beauty that he chose not to kill her."

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "But that would make me the bad guy. I'm a man of my word, and I shall do as what your late mother said."

PARIS: "Let me marry Prince Legolas?"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "No way! I meant the other one…that no harm shall come to you, but that is…if you marry me!"

PARIS: "NEVER! Even if you were the last man on Middle earth!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Fine! Then you shall be my prisoner."

NARRATOR: "With that, Sephiroth Kuja took Paris with him to his tower."

Paris and Sephiroth Kuja exits, backdrop is changed

NARRATOR: "Back at Hogwarts, Legolas too was having trouble with his parents teasing him with his newfound friend."

Seifer, Nida and Edea enters the stage

HARRY POTTER: "Come on son, you have to tell us!"

LEGOLAS: "Oh, alright…I met this fair lady back at Nazareth. Her beauty was beyond those of those of any mermaid or nymph that I can say her charms is incomparable to anyone."

HARRY: "But who is this fair lady?"

LEGOLAS: "Her name is Paris, Princess of Nazareth."

DORY: "Oh! Ah, Iris you say?"

LOGOLAS: "Nay mother, tis Paris."

DORY: "I see! OHOHOHOH!!! You know, I have this joke…you see, there's this mollusk and he talks to this sea cucumber, now I know sea cucumbers don't usually talk, but since it's a joke, it could speak…"

LEGOLAS: "Not again…"

HARRY: "You know what honey, I think we better leave. I'm sure Legolas is busy writing all the love letters to his beloved Paris."

LEGOLAS: "No father, tis through text that your beloved son is able to communicate with her."

HARRY: "Whatever you say son, whatever you say…"

DORY: "Ooohhh!!! And please tell Pasas I said hi!!!"

Harry Potter and Dory exits

NARRATOR: "Legolas is born to two very lucky couple. Dory, his mother is a very social woman who befriended many nations and made Hogwarts known all over. Though she has short-term memory loss, she's still able to cope up with a lot of activities with other countries, but would forget everything by the end of the day. Harry Potter on the other hand is said to be a god who fell from Mt. Olympus. Being a great magician, he taught Legolas all sorts of stuff. Legolas is very happy of his life at Hogwarts, but he always knew something was missing. He felt a gap within his heart and didn't know how to fill it in. He journeyed across the globe in search for the cure of that missing part in him.

That night, he received a text from Paris asking for help to save her from the hands of Sephiroth Kuja, and a 2-peso pasa load because her balance was running out. He did as he was told so and was given the following information:"

TEXT FROM PARIS: "Im hir at a tol towr. Sprth Kja hs tkn me as a prsnr, pls help me! Ask my 7 dwrf frnds 4 d loctn. Nite!"

NARRATOR: "Reading this message, he hurried off to his parents for permission to go and find Paris."

Enters Dory and Harry Potter

LEGOLAS: "My fair princess has been kidnapped! Tis my duty as her prince to save her! I ask O dear father, permission and blessing for my journey ahead."

HARRY: "Permission granted. May the spirit of Gandalf be with you on your journey."

DORY: "Oh! And Nemo's as well!"

LEGOLAS: "Thank you father, thank you mother, I'll be off now."

HARRY: "Legolas, take this with you, I received it from a peddler in exchange for our beloved cow, Moo."

LEGOLAS: "Colored jellybeans?"

HARRY: "No, these are magical beans. I think I taught you agriculture well enough for you to know how to plant them."

LEGOLAS: "Yes father, I shall plant them as you say."

NARRATOR: "But just as Legolas exited the castle, Sephiroth Kuja appeared once more to ravage the kingdom that is Hogwarts."

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Well, well, well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. Potter."

HARRY: "YOU! What do you want!?"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Your life!"

NARRATOR: "And without any hesitation, Sephiroth Kuja knocks Harry Potter down."

DORY: "Oh no! My husband Hans slept without eating his dinner!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Poor, poor girl, you can't even remember your own husband's name!"

DORY: "My name is…umm…umm…what is my name? Anyway! I happen to know my husband Harold just fine!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "HAHAHAHAHA! You are simply too funny! It will be a waste if I kill you now, would it? I'll let you live…for now!"

Dory and Harry Potter exits

NARRATOR: "And so Sephiroth Kuja left the castle laughing. Just then, he caught sight of Legolas riding his Chocobo. But he wasn't sure if the man he was seeing was of royal blood. So he turned Legolas into a frog instead—since he's evil--, that can only be cured is by the sip of the soup made by the witch with Hansel and Gretel as the main ingredients. As he journeyed in search for the witch, he came across a wandering warrior, namely, Cloud."

Sephiroth Kuja exits, Cloud enters.

CLOUD: "Halt! You are trespassing my territory."

LEGOLAS: "Non, I'm just but a frog…ribbit…"

CLOUD: "Hah, a frog that talks?"

LEGOLAS: "Help me…ribbit…I seek for a witch…ribbit…to return me back to my original charming self…ribbit."

CLOUD: "A witch you say? I heard there's one up that tower. But I also heard that she's sleeping because she got pricked by a needle, and the only thing that can awaken her is by a kiss."

LEGOLAS: "A kiss? You're kidding, right?…ribbit…"

CLOUD: "No, I'm as serious as I can get."

LEGOLAS: "Then I better go kiss her, for tis I Legolas who must save my Paris…ribbit…"

CLOUD: "If so, I shall assist you on your journey for love."

LEGOLAS: "I shall be grateful O noble warrior…ribbit…"

NARRATOR: "And so their search for the witch began. But as they journeyed on, Boko, the Chocobo became ill and couldn't move on. Luckily, a Fairy Godmother who happens to pass by saw the two and decided to help."

Fairy Godmother enters from above

FAIRY GODMOTHER: "What is the trouble my sweet?"

CLOUD: "Our chocobo is sick, and we still have to find a witch that could turn this frog back into a prince so that he can save his beloved Paris who is trapped in a tower by the evil Sephiroth Kuja."

LEGOLAS: "Oh, dearest Fairy Godmother, you will aid us with your magic, won't you? …ribbit…"

FAIRY GODMOTHER: "Very well noble toad, I shall grant you transportation."

NARRATOR: "She called forth her loyal subjects. Unfortunately, they were only a bunch of rabbits."

Out comes four little white furry rabbits hopping on stage

NARRATOR: "And with a flick of her wand, turned them to big rabbits, since she's a terrible Fairy…without her Trident all she can do if enlarge things 10X with her fork wand. She also picked up a piece of vegetable lying on the ground. And with another flick of her wand, turned the vegetable into a giant eggplant big enough for Legolas and Cloud to sit on."

FAIRY GODMOTHER: "Oh! Poowee…stupid wand! If only I can find a better one… well anyway, I granted you transportation…though not as I expected it to look like… still, it will be enough to carry you through your journey."

CLOUD: "You said it, worse than I thought."

LEGOLAS: "Oh, tis all right my humble fairy, as long as we need not use our tired feet, we shall appreciate your great gesture!"

FAIRY GODMOTHER: "Oh! Thank you! Well then, too-loo!!!"

Fairy Godmother exits stage through the air

NARRATOR: "And so the vegetable and the hopping rabbits carried them off to the tower where the witch slumbers."

Backdrop is changed, witch enters laying on a bed

NARRATOR: "But the witch turned out to be a beautiful one. Her beauty allured Cloud that he insisted on kissing the witch instead. As he came close for the kiss, he accidentally bit off the poison apple that was choking her. When her eyes suddenly opened, Cloud got so shocked that he swallowed the apple by chance and turned into a Ponypuff Princess--with wings! That very instant, the Fairy Godmother's magic got worn off which resulted to the return of the rabbits and vegetable to its original form leaving Legolas without any transportation once more."

CLOUD: "I'm a pony…"

WITCH: "Not just any pony, a Ponypuff Princess--with wings!"

CLOUD: "You don't have to rub it in, I'm miserable enough to be a pony."

LEGOLAS: "Oh, fair and beautiful witch, can you help me return to my original form that which I may save my fair lady atop a dreadful tower!"

WITCH: "Sure thing kid, here, drink this whole bottle and you'll be back to normal before you know it."

LEGOLAS: "Oh! Many thanks my dear savior, I shall never forget thee, for thy goodness is great!"

WITCH: "Oh, don't flatter me…heeheehee…"

Legolas drinks the potion and returns back into a prince

LEGOLAS: "Then I shall be off! Come on Cloud, let us soar above the sky."

Witch exits on a broom, backdrop is change and the 7 Dwarves enter

NARRATOR: "After much travel, they came across a bunch of Dwarves. Namely: Paprika, Coriander, Basil, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme, and Pepper. They are an interesting bunch that would talk as a whole. They travel all over the world in search for the Rainbow Shell to forge it into a Rainbow Axe, but to no luck after so many years of pursuit."

LEGOLAS: "Greetings to one and all! I wish to ask you a question, if I may?"

7 DWARVES: "Sure thing mate, how may we help ye?"

LEGOLAS: "I am in search for a man named Sephiroth Kuja, any idea where he might be?"

7 DWARVES: "Ay, yes, but evcurse! This herr man lives on top ev those clewds. But ye mite wanna bring along this thing called Rainbow Excalibur, it's de only thing dat could kill dat hir guy. If ye want, we can forge it fer ye, but ye evta go end get us eh Renbow Shell end Excalibur ewt from that rok!"

LEGOLAS: "It shall be done as you say."

7 Dwarves exit and backdrop is changed

NARRATOR: "And so Legolas and Cloud went off to search for the two raw materials that will be used to forge the Rainbow Excalibur. They found the Rainbow Shell by the Maldora's Beach where the rainbow always set shine. And as they pulled the sword out of the stone, Legolas was appointed as Mayor of Townsville, but humbly turned down the offer, instead, left Cloud to reign as Mayor. In the end, he finally returned to where the 7 Dwarves were staying bringing along the items."

Cloud exits, 7 Dwarves renters and backdrop is changed

7 DWARVES: "Ay, yer good mate! Come, stay fer thee nite wid us, yer weapon shall be done by dawn."

NARRATOR: "That night, as the 7 Dwarves were busy forging and altering the Rainbow Shell and Excalibur, Legolas planted the magic beans. When day came, the seeds grew up to be a very tall beanstalk, reaching far and high above the clouds."

7 DWARVES: "Hir ye go mate, thee legendary Rainbow Excalibur."

LEGOLAS: "Oh thank you! It's…a needle…"

7 DWARVER: "Ay, ye got that rite matty! Use dis to prick Sephiroth Kuja and hi'll be off te sleep til a kiss ev eh ogre ewakens em."

LEGOLAS: "Very well, thank you oh kind sirs, I shall forever be in debt by your kindness…well then, I'm off!"

Backdrop is changed and the 7 Dwarves exits the stage

NARRATOR: "And so Legolas started to climb up the tall stalk. When he reached the top, he saw three towers, one made to hay, the other made of twigs, and the last built of stone. He approached the first tower, the one made of hay and saw three little pigs hiding in it and so he said."

LEGOLAS: "Come out, come out little pigs, I know you're hiding my Paris in there somewhere! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you tower away."

NARRATOR: "But he heard no answer. So he huffed and he puffed and blew the tower away. Then he approached the second tower; the one made of twigs and saw three blind mice hiding in it. And in the same way, he said."

LEGOLAS: "Come out, come out little mice, I know you're hiding my princess there or I'll huff and I'll puff and blow your tower down."

NARRATOR: "Yet once again, he heard no response. So he huffed and puffed and blew the tower down. Then he approached the last tower and saw Paris, this time; she had very long hair that it could almost reach the bottom of the tower. He came before the tower where Paris stood near and said."

Background is changed and Paris appears above the tower's balcony

LEGOLAS: "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Paris is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief. That thou her maid art fat more than she: But be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but resilient to her flab and none but the obese do wear it; cast it off! It is my lady who is skinny, O, it is my love who's not fat! O, that she knew were…she's kinda malnourished! O, well… She speaks, yet she says nothing: is she mute? What of that? I can't hear! I'm also deaf…Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I'm shy, I am too bald for her overgrown locks, 'tis not to me she speaks: O my god! She's talking to herself! Is she sane? Two of the fairest stars in all of heaven, having some business, do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres til they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? But of course her eyes are in her head! Ah, the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, as daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing and think it were not night. Unfortunately, I think there are no birds here…hmmm… I see, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek! But I'm happy enough to be a prince…oh well…"

PARIS: "Yo! Legolas! What are you talking about? My maid is not fat! I'm not malnourished, I'm not mute, and I am definitely sane! I doubt that you are though, you've been blabbering such nonsense, you know…I think you may have a problem."

LEGOLAS: "O, speak again, bright angel! For thou art as glorious as to this night, being o'er my head, as is a winged messenger of heaven unto the white-upturned wondering eyes of mortals that fall back to gaze on him when he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds and sails upon the bosom of the air."

PARIS: "Huh? Oh, Legolas, Legolas! Where are you? Can't see you, it's too dark!"

LEGOLAS: "I'm right here! 'Tis your Legolas who searched the world to be in your loving arms!"

PARIS: "Rock on! So, are you gonna save me, or what?"

LEGOLAS: "Hold on my sweet, I shall come forth and rescue thee… but you know what? I think I shall be better off if you let me climb your hair."

PARIS: "That'll be cool, but you have to say the magic word first!"

LEGOLAS: "Please!"

PARIS: "No! Not that one! A secret word!"

LEGOLAS: "Oh! I know! Paris, Paris, let down your hair that I might climb the golden stair!"

PARIS: "No you dummy! It's "Open Sesame"!"

LEGOLAS: "What?"

PARIS: "Just say it will ya!?"

LEGOLAS: "…Open sesame…?"

PARIS: "Okay, great! Now climb up!"

Paris let's down her hair and Legolas starts climbing

NARRATOR: "And so he did. But while he climbs up Paris' hair, she kept on complaining on how heavy he is that her scalp hurts."

PARIS: "Hurry up man! You're beginning to annoy me!"

LEGOLAS: "I'll be there my sweet!"

NARRATOR: "And at last, he reached the top…"

PARIS: "Finally! What took you so long to get here?"

LEGOLAS: "Though my energy is low from all I went through, my heart skill pounds wildly by the sight of you!"

PARIS: "Don't flatter me like that! Oh, and sorry I wasn't able to reply at your text, you see my got a low bat, and I forgot my charger back home…"

LEGOLAS: "Tis alright my princess, now, come away with me! And we shall make the greatest love story ever told!"

NARRATOR: "Just then, Sephiroth Kuja appears at the two lovers and threatened them with his legendary spatula."

Sephiroth Kuja enters and the stage darkens

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "HAHAHAHA!!! Foolish imbeciles! You dare to escape the wrath of SEPHIROTH KUJA!?!? Draw your sword!"

LEGOLAS: "That will be an honor to draw my sword, if only I had some pen and paper to draw it on…"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "HAHAHAHA!!!! Prepare yourself, because here I come!!!"

Sephiroth Kuja takes out his legendary spatula and strikes Legolas

LEGOLAS: "I refuse to fight you for I am but a messenger sent from Russia!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "Russia you say?"

LEGOLAS: "Aye! They sent for your return. They say twas you who is the missing Prince of Russia that got separated with your family and lost your memory during the attack by the wicked Rasputin!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "My mama wants me back?"

LEGOLAS: "Yes, she awaits your return!"

SEPHIROTH KUJA: "MAMA, I'm coming home!!!"

Sephiroth Kuja turns his back at the couple to leave for home

NARRATOR: "As Sephiroth Kuja lost his defenses, Legolas aimed with his miniature arrow at him and hit him with the Rainbow Excalibur needle right at his butt. Sephiroth Kuja fell into a deep sleep and the lovers were freed from his terror."

Sephiroth Kuja falls down on the ground then exits

LEGOLAS: "At last, we can be at peace."

PARIS: "Yup! But how do we get down from here?"

LEGOLAS: "…I don't know…"

NARRATOR: "Just then, a flying magic carpet arrives bringing along a letter from Cloud stating that it'll be his reward as a thanks for letting him run Townsville."

Legolas and Paris rides the carpet and the stage brightens up

NARRATOR: "And so they rode off towards the rising sun. Hand in hand they returned home to Hogwarts where Queen Dory awaits their happy return."

Background is changed and Dory enters

DORY: "Oh, welcome back Lloyd! And this must be Pering, if I'm not mistaken?"

LEGOLAS: "It's Legolas mother…and this is Paris, the queen of Nazareth and my future bride as well…"

PARIS: "What?"

LEGOLAS: "With you I plan to marry…that is…if I may."

PARIS: "Oh what the heck!? You're on!"

DORY: "Wonderful! I shall make up with the preparations for your funeral."

Dory exits. Selphie goes to the center of the stage. Legolas and Paris stand on a small pedestal right behind Selphie, overtopping her, just enough to be seen by the whole crowd.

NARRATOR: "Sometimes, when we reflect on ourselves about the great force we call love, we often question…is this really love? Is it meant to be? But why me? And most of all, why her? Endless questions ponder in our mind, but often leads to one answer, destiny. For it is fate that brought two entities together. If love and destiny harmonizes, a perfect relationship may be made no matter how twisted it comes, since it is meant to be, it will happen. And in the end, same words will be spoken—as it should be—they lived happily ever after."

Selphie exits and the two are left behind at the center of the stage hand in hand. Then slowly, they face each other. The audiences eagerly look as the lips of the two slowly get closer and closer. Just as their lips were about to meet, a clear white translucent veil falls from above allowing the audience to see only a silhouette of the two. Quistis then reaches for Seifer, and by touching his cheek their lips seem to meet from the shadow that is cast out of the linen making the site romantic as ever. The crowds grow wild and the casts bows.

As the cast came out to bow, all audiences stood up and applauded them for the play. Howls and whistles of students can be heard up to the Garden's Gate. The whole play proves to be a success and everyone is happy.

When everything was over, the entire cast went backstage to congratulate Seifer and Quistis for their very good acting and for making the ending far more better than what anyone could've expected.

"WHOOO-HOOO!!! Thanks for making this year's November play a success!!! So does this mean you guys are hitched!? Cause you know, with the kissing scene and stuff." Selphie exclaims in happiness as she asks the blushing couple

"Thank you, but I don't think we're "hitched" yet." said Quistis as a quick comeback

"OH what a super-duper-mega-bumer!!!! But you did kiss, right!?!?!?!?" Selphie insists about what she just saw didn't deceive her eyes

"No! It was through a duct tape you smart-ass director! Quistis taped it on me the moment the veil fell down. And again, we're not hitched! But I guess our plan really fooled them out, huh Paris?" answers Seifer along with a wink

"But of course my prince. Still, I wish we didn't had a duct tape on." Quistis replies, smiling sweetly at Seifer

Seifer, shock at her remark simply twitched his lip. "Hmph."

A/N: AHHHH!!! I still have tons of disclaiming to do after all that I've done!!! Grrr… I'm sure no one will sue me…at least that's what I think…tch! Anyway, go on ahead with the REVIEW, I'll have to disclaim pa! ----AND! The last part (Seifer and Quistis conversation) was Quistis' JOKE! Get it!? So don't go on thinking that Quisty is already fantasizing about kissing Seifer! OKAY!?

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the following characters:

Legolas, Mother Goose, Cloud, Boko, Sephiroth, Kuja, Dory, Rumplestilzkin, Harry Potter, Fairy Godmother, Ponypuff Princess, Rasputin, Nemo, Gandalf, Humpy-Dumpy, three little pigs, three blind mice and the 7 Dwarves…even if their names were spices…I don't own any spices either!!!! :(…but I have black pepper…

As for the ideas and the rest, I don't own them!!! :

Mc Donald's, Lucky Mee! Instant Mami, Labor Day Buckingham Palace, Hogwarts, Nazareth, Tower of Babel, Townsville, Maldora's Beach, Poisoned Apple, Magic Carpet, Rainbow Shell, Excalibur, the bean stalk and its magic beans, Hansel and Gretel soup, Dory's joke which was suppose to be Marlin's, Sleeping Beauty idea, Ugly Duckling idea, Swan Lake idea, Sword in the Stone idea, Ruponsel (How does it spell again?) idea, Open sesame idea, Frog Prince Idea and Shakespeare's balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet… what else??? Tell me if I left anything behind…mmmk??? AND! The duct tape covering the lips was from Ranma 1/2