No,You Aren't Dying.That's called,

Cheese is Good

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Sesshomaru blinked.

This was not right.

He decided he wasn't going to open his eyes before he was out of range.

He made a mental note to never forgive Inuyasha for cutting off his left arm.

He wished he could block both ears.

But, No.

Here it comes.

Shit.

"Aieeeeeee!"

Damn Inuyasha.

Damn Rin's high pitched scream.

Damn Jaken.

He forgot to buy me that Backstreet Boy's CD.

I love that group.

"My Lord!"

Oh, right.

Rin.

Duh.

"Rin is bleeding!"

No, REALLY?

Okay, so I knew it was coming.

But,

Not so soon.

"Rin is dying from the inside out!"

No you aren't Rin.

"But Rin is in no pain My Lord!"

Poor Rin.

Thank Kami;

I love being a guy.

I love my hair,

My nails,

My pretty fluff,

My make-up;

Thank god for Maybeline!

"My Lord! Do you not care?"

Loreal is just as good;

Cheaper too.

"Rin is dying slowly!"

Tears? She's crying?

"Rin,You aren't dying."

"Yes I am My Lord!"

"No Rin."

"What is happening to Rin, My Lord?"

Shit.

Damn.

Boo.

Sigh.

"Rin,"

"Yes My Lord?"

"That's called your,"

"What?"

"Your Period."

There.

Phew.

I handeld that good.

"Cool!"

Huh?

That's not...

COOL.

"What's cool Rin?"

"I have my own end of a scentence!"

OO

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THE END!