Disclaimer: I own not, you sue not. And by the way. I know that the Sorting Hat song was TERRIBLE!!!! I'm not a poet. At all.
Dolores stood and looked around at her fellow students. Tai felt Sirius beside her shaking with mirth. Obviously James had made some crack about Dolores' large felt bow. Tai didn't blame him. It was hideous. The Umbridge opened her large frog like mouth and said:
"hem hem, Fellow classmates, and teachers. I feel very grateful to be counted among your number, and I can't help but recognize that the position of Most Popular Person in Hogwarts is currently available. (Sirius interrupted "what is she on about." Not troubling to keep his voice down) I am here to fill it. You may offer your congratulations after the feast."- Tai stopped listening at this point, although the speech went on and on, because James said: "That's it. We'll use the plan on her" Before Tai could ask what they were on about, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter all pointed their wands at Dolores and in unison, said "Wingardium Leviosa!" Tai watched as Dolores still talking blandly started to rise soon she was above the heads table, all of the students were looking around the hall to see how had done it. They didn't have to look far. Now the four friends were standing on the Gryffindor table, wands still raised. Suddenly, the hilarity of the situation struck her, and for once in her life her acting skills failed completely. She started to laugh. Soon the entire hall was roaring with laughter while Umbridge hung in the air above the Slytherin table. She continued her speech, though she shot glares at the boys the entire time. Tai looked to the teachers table and wondered why none of them had done something. True, a hawk faced woman was half standing, but Professor McGonagall had her hands folded in front of her, and Professor Dumbledoor was taking a small lemon colored candy out of a bag. Dolores was winding down. "I however firmly believe that I will be able to serve you well as the Most Popular Girl in this School. PUT ME DOWN!!!!!" Sirius, James and Remus all looked at each other. "She says to put her down, reckon we should oblige mates." And with that they lifted the spell and she came crashing down upon the Slytherin table, dishes and goblets flying everywhere. Tai, who had figured out what was about to happen a moment before it did, had dived under the table. Dolores slid down the slitherin table screaming. When she stopped Tai stepped out and took in the full seen. Plates, goblets, and people were strewn all over the place, but Tai could see that no one was injured. Standing on the table, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were grinning broadly. Tai looked up at the teachers table, where Professor Dumbledoor was laughing. He stood up, waved his wand and everything in the Hall went back to normal. He said in a voice that still shook with laughter "That boys, was an excellent prank. I can see that the next seven years will be very fun indeed for the students, as well as us on the staff. Tuck in."
That night, feeling very full, all of the new Gryffindors walked back to the portrait hole with the Gryffindor prefects, Arthur Weasley, and Molly Prewitt.