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Jack still wasn't sure whether she did it just to bait him, see what he really felt, or if she really wanted to leave.

Whatever the reason, Jack wasn't going to EVER say yes to one of her requests of resignation, no matter how many times they went through this.

And they went through this A LOT.

The fact was that even though they hated each other they served a multitude of purposes.

The first was of course the entertainment and morale of the base. There was always some kind of wager going on regarding the two combatants. These bets sometimes ranged from when Juliet would break down and kill Daniel to when they would start having sex.

That last one was of course started by the nursing staff and fueled by Feretti.

As were most of the more racy rumors about the rivals, but whatever.

The second was the purpose they gave the marines and SFs. Jack had been having trouble keeping the marines and SFs busy between missions or attacks on the base. This meant that they entertained themselves.

That was NEVER good.

The war of level 18 however, gave them both entertainment and the ongoing mission of making sure the odd couple upstairs didn't kill each other.

The last reason was the real reason Jack had hired Juliet.

Daniel's health.

It was actually improving, the workload was half as bad, Daniel didn't stay till four in the morning translating anymore and he actually ate like a normal person.

Janet called Juliet the 'best medicine ever found'.

Jack had to agree, even if Daniel didn't.

Unfortunately this meant that the new general had to appease the boiling volcano of death sitting across from him impatiently tapping her disgustingly expensive pump.

"Sooo, Juliet, how's it going up in the world of runes and rocks?"

"How's it going?! How's it going?! He's an arrogant ass-whole with the maturity of a five-year-old! I Quit! I meant it this time!"

"Not so good huh?'

"I can't handle him anymore!"

"I'm sure we can work this out. What can I do to fix this?" He said giving her his most charming smile.

"There's nothing I wan—wait a second…" she grinned suddenly.

"There is one thing."

Daniel raced down the halls narrowly avoiding collisions with others with an ease that came from years of practice.

Finally on level 28 he dodged Walter and threw open Jack's office door.

"Juliet! Look I—what the?!"

She-that-he-hated-more-than-anything was perched upon the corner of the general's desk, long legs crossed at the ankles, grinning that annoying Cheshire grin of hers.

"You were off by 30 seconds General, you owe me twenty bucks."

"What the hell is going on?" Daniel asked

"Juliet's decided to stay with us a while longer."

"On one condition," she said giving Daniel the most gloating cat-ate-the-canary look he had ever seen.

"What condition?" He asked, sure that he didn't want to know.

"I get to go through the Stargate."

That bitch.