I have a headache…I think I'm sick…and I cough a lot.. Man…so gay, I was gonna go to see the incredibles…..but noooo, it had to rain…most importantly…it started snowing and raining!! Wtf!!?!?! Man…gay man.
Disclaimer: Don't be stupid. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I were, I wouldn't be here writing this, I would be in my secret safe counting hundred bills...Haha.
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Ryou's P.O.V.
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The restaurant is really great! The food is delicious. I should come here more often.
"So, how's your Orange Chicken? Good?" Malik said.
"Good. This place is fantastic! I should bring Bakura here." Taking another bite of my half eaten chicken.
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Malik's P.O.V.
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Bakura? Oh, his Yami…almost forgot about him. He didn't do as he had promise! He didn't help me get the god cards! That little fucker. He stole some of my jewelry and some expensive Egyptian pottery! Man…when I get my hands on him…think Himself strangling Bakura and shaking him MWHAHA.
Ok. Now I have to pretend to not know him. "Who's Bakura. Not your boyfriend I hope." I laughed. Whao….He better not be!
"No…." Said Ryou quietly. HAH! Knew it!
"So, still didn't answer my question yet. Who is he?" I asked as if im really interested; which I'm not.
"He's…uh…my roommate." I know he's lying. in sing song voice Anyway, I don't blame him. How else would he explain Bakura. I mean…you don't just go out and say "Look! He's my Yami! He's 5,000 years old! He's a spirit!" I certainly wouldn't with my Yami. Speaking of my Yami, I wonder where he is. After battle city. The Yami got separated from their hikari. And hell breaks lose. I think my Yami is probably drinking or having sex with someone hot. Hah. People thought he was a prostitute and gave him money once. He felt so insulted. So he stole their valet and use his credit cards till it melt…Haha. Sky rocket his payments. Eh, I'm getting off subject. Right.
"Really, I would like to meet him sometime." Haha, good one Malik. Get into his house then seduce him. Great plan. Think I'm gonna get laid tonight. Look at me, who can resist my charms and good looks. (A/N: Hahaha, cocky bastard.)
"Uhh..yeah. Sometime."
"Maybe tonight." Yup, tonight would be great!
"Umm…Bakura doesn't like guest coming into his apartment." Nice try Ryou, but I'm still going.
"That's ok, I'm sure he will learn to like me." Am I getting too pushy?
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Ryou's P.O.V.
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Oh crap!! Why does he wanna go to my apartment so badly?! (A/n: Innocent little Ryou. Oblivious to the world and that MALIK WANT TO FUCK YOU MAN! Lol…) I think I need to call Bakura. Mind link time.
/Bakura? Are you there?/
Yeah, what do you want?/
Where are you?
/In your apartment. You need to go grocery shopping, because I ate all of your food. smirk And why aren't you home yet?/
I'm in a Chinese restaurant. And….
/What!?!? And you didn't bring me with you?!!/
It just came up. You see, this new guy working at Green Café ask me to go there. So, I did. Now, he wants to go to my apartment.
/ Oh…I see. You want me get out so you could fuck him./
No no…I don't want too. And I said you are my roommate, and he wants to meet you.
/ Meet me? He wants to fuck you man./
Really? Well, help me out here! I don't want him…I mean I don't like him that way.
/ Alright…I will be here. Just bring him./
Thank you so much Yami! You're the best!
/I know./
Ok…all set…
"Ok…if you really want to come." He smile after I said that. I don't know if it is just me, but when I told him I was with another guy, he doesn't sound too happy. Maybe its just me, I have a crush on him for 3 years…I don't know if you could even call it a crush anymore. I think about him all day long. He always put up this cold-hearted cool guy face, but I know inside he is just lonely. Why he move out? He could have stayed with me. I have enough room for one more person. Well, at least I still get to see him.
We ride back to my house and we are going to the elevator. I'm a little scared of the motorcycle.. And I Malik is reckless. He does all those dangerous things. I have to hold on to him tighter. And I think he liked that too. Crap, why is this happening to me?!!?! Cant it be Bakura who wanna consummate me!! Yes, I am shameless to wanting my Yami. Ahh!! Dirty Ryou!! Stop thinking those thoughts! Bakura might hear you!! Oh crap! I didn't cut my link! Ok, that's better, I had cut it off right now.
We are here now….outside. I quickly send Bakura a warning.
We are outside!
I walked up to my door, Malik followed. I put my key in and twisted the handle. I opened the door and my eyes widen. Bakura is standing there cooking something in his BOXERS! OFMG! It looks familiar….OMFG!! ITS MY BOXERS!! Hmm, he doesn't look bad in it…I cant's help but stare at his body. That nice tan, hard abs, and a little nice curvy shape of his body. Ahh! Ryou, snap out of it! What the hell is he doing?!?! …XX I went in and look back at Malik. He seem shock as well. Now for my acting.
"Hey, Bakura! What are you cooking?" Walking closer to him as I speak. I try not to stare at his half naked form. OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG!! I want to explode, he is so sexy and hot.
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Bakura's P.O.V.
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Haha, Ryou's having guy trouble. Better help him out. Hmm, what should I do? ……….I got it!
We are outside!
Showtime! I quickly pull my black shirt over my head and took off my leather pants leaving myself with my sexy black thong. Hmm, where should I put it? I ran to Ryou's room and threw my clothes in his room without looking. I wasn't looking so it look more casual. Then I open one of Ryou's drawer, Haha..I found some really cute boxers. Bunnies, stars, British flag, and lots more. Aha! I found a black boxer. I put slipped it on, then went out into the living room. Then I stuff my thong inside the couch. The more I thought about this, the more hilarious this is gonna be.
Oh shit! I forgot my spaghetti! I ran to the pan in the kitchen and then the door opened.
Ryou looked shocked. Haha. And the guy behind Ryou is…MALIK?!!!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK IS HE HERE!?! OH SHIT MAN….he must had took a liking to my hikari. Well, guess what fucker! No one touches what's MINE! THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S MINE! MWOI! And fuck you fuckers who attempt to steal him! (A/n: Possessive ne?)
"Hey, Bakura! What are you cooking?" Haha, I can see Ryou blushing madly. Think he's trying to pretend like this is normal.
"Spaghetti. Want some?" Sticking out my tongue to test the taste.
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Ryou's P.O.V.
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"Spaghetti. Want some?" OMFG! He's ticking out his tongue!! I can't help but mourn at the sight. I think he heard me, because he was smirking at me in this you-like-that-don't you way. Damn him for being so sexy. Damn him! Yes, my personality is not so innocent anymore. You try living with a 5,000 year old Yami and not lose some of your innocence. Like to see you try!
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom." I assured them. I need to cool down. Too…much…sexiness…
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Normal P.O.V.
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"What do you think you are doing here?!" yelled Bakura.
"I'm working at this Café with Ryou, so…." Start Malik.
"Cut the crap. WHAT DO YOU WANT?" yelled Bakura.
Malik smiled. "Isn't Ryou beautiful?"
"Yes, he is. Don't be foolish and try something on him. He is mine!" emphasizing the word mine with possessive-ness and pointing to himself.
"He isn't yours!" glared Malik.
"Yes he is! Why do you think I live with him?" glared Bakura.
"Because you are his roommate!" Malik glared back.
"Really? Is that what he told you?" Bakura glared harder.
"Yes." hissed Malik.
They got into a glaring contest. Then Ryou entered the kitchen from the bathroom.
"What's going on?" asked Ryou.
"Nothing." they said in unison.
Then Bakura turned off the stove and scope up some spaghetti on his plate. Then Bakura walked to the living room which is right across form the kitchen. He sat down and turn on the TV. Ryou grabbed the remote and start surfing for something worthwhile to watch. He finally decided on this comedy show.
With Ryou in the Middle and Malik in the right of him, and Bakura on the left of Ryou.
"So…which college do you go to Malik?" Ryou trying to start a conversation.
"Tokyo U." Malik smiled proudly.
"Me too, why haven't I seen you there before?" asked Ryou.
"Because I just moved here form Egypt." answered Malik.
"Oh…I see." said Ryou. The conversation was not working too well. Ryou turned to his left and saw some spaghetti sauce on Bakura's lips. He suddenly have the urge to lick the sauce off Bakura's lips. His urge got stronger when Bakura try to lick off some of the sauce. He miss a spot. Ryou didn't notice himself moving closer to Bakura…closer…closer…closer…then…
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!" screamed Malik. Ryou snapped out of his trance, and saw Malik standing there holding up a black thong.
"Hehe," smiled Bakura. "That would be mind."
"Oh, ewwwwwwww." said Malik holding the black thong with the tip of his thumb and index finger. Then he threw the thong back at Bakura. The thought of touching Bakura's thong was disgusting to him.
"RyoRyo, why didn't you put that away?" asked Bakura.
"I…I….I…I didn't know it was there." stuttered Ryou. What was Bakura trying to do? Acting like his boyfriend?
Bakura, what are you trying to do?
/I'm trying to be a beautiful, pretty pink ballerina. What do you think I'm doing!? To be your boyfriend, duhhh! You want his to stop that interest in you right? This is the fastest way./
Ok…
Then Bakura scoot over to where Ryou is and kissed him on the lips…a quick kiss…too quick for Ryou's liking. "Bad RyoRyo, you should have found it." said Bakura teasingly. Ryou blush immediately by the kiss and the words made Ryou as red as the spaghetti sauce. "Now I have to punish you." teased Bakura. Then Bakura looked at the clock then at Malik. "Malik, don't you think its late. You should go home, it's a school day tomorrow." said Bakura. Malik use his full power death glare at Bakura. If glares could kill, that glare could slaughtered thousands of people.
Ok, my computer suddenly restart on me while I was writing this! So I have to retype this….shit man. Anyway, from my memory, this is all I got. Hope you like it. The questions that I said in the earlier chapters haven't been told yet. Well, you just have to read to find out. Hmmm, maybe I should try this cliffhanger thing. -smiles-