Author's Note: Yay, short fic time! Well, I don't own and anime, movie, or game. That includes Diablo and his bros! I just randomly thought of this, maybe you'll get a little laugh out of it. So yeah, go read.
The speed at which it had happened was frieghtening, one moment he was in the Worldstone chamber, growing weaker and weaker as he work on killing a group of worriors, then, he was trapped again! Baal could not believe it, those damnable humans had managed to kill him! Even after taking all those precautions, all those demons on the mountain side, they had gotten past them?!
Still in shock, Baal floated in the dark void that was to be his prison for the rest of eternity. Or, well, until some stupid kids mustered the power to summon him and try to make him some sort of demonic pet.
Of course, since he was still in shock at his own deffet, Baal didn't notice the two beings floating behind him.
"Got and fives?" Diablo asked, looking up at Mephisto.
"Go fish." The fallen Lord of Hatred said, and Diablo drew a card from a stack floating between them.
"Think we should be trying to confort Baal?" Diablo asked, glancing at Baal, who was starring at his hands and muttering to himself.
"No," Mephisto began, "He'll get over it eventually. You and I did, didn't we?"
"Yes yes, I know. But did we ever talk to ourselfs?"
"ITS NOT FAAAAIR!!!" Baal yelled unexspectedly, raising his head and arms upwards while making his two brothers jump just a bit.
"Think he knows we're here?" Diablo asked, watching at Baal floated back and forth.
"I don't believe he does." Mephisto put his cards down and floating up closer to his little brother.
"Baal!"
Baal snapped his head to look at Mephisto, slightly confused at first, then his face taking on a look of horror.
"Oh no!," The Lord of Destruction said gravely, almost to himself, "I have't been here for five minutes and I'm starting to go mad!!"
Baal grabbed the sides of his face and began to hyperventlate.
"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" Baal held himself and began rocking slightly, looking around rapidly.
"'He'll get over it'? Heh, right." Diablo said sarcasticly, floating over to be infront of Baal.
"BAAL! SHUT UP!!" Yelled Diablo as he raised a clawed hand and slapped his older brother, sending him to the right a ways and causing him to tip just a bit.
"Ow!! What in the name of Hell was that for?!" Baal yelled, regaining his composer.
"You seemed to have gone temporarily insane. No worry, the shock of loosing to mere humans will pass." Mephisto assured his brother.
"Y-you mean that I'm not just hallucinating?" Baal asked, rather prepared to count off the conversation as his mind just coming unhinged.
"How about we talk about this all over a nice game of Go Fish?" Mephsito said, holding up the deck of cards.
So the world of Sanctuary was safe, and the three Prime Evils spent the rest of eternity playing card games. Surem they eventually went insane, all because Baal wanted to eat the cards. Poor fallen Lord of Destruction, he will be missed by his two brother, not really, but still
Autor's Note, Yay! Shortness! Now Gimme reviews!!!