(Disclaimer: Yeah so I don't own Gundam SEED, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Gundam Wing.)
Duo Maxwell, Kagome Higurashi, Kira Yamato, and Yugi Moto had gathered in Yugi's Grandfather's gaming shop.
"Ok I'm DMing." Duo announced as he took his place at the head of the table. "Lets see everyone's characters." Duo was handed the character sheets and looked over them. Ok Kagome, you are a Elven Rogue, Kira is a Human Cleric, and Yugi is a Halfling Sorcerer?" Everyone nodded in response. "Ok you enter the dungeon doors and into a poorly lit room. In the center is a cute bunny rabbit."
"Excuse me?" Kagome interrupted.
"A piece of rock falls on you, you take 4 damage." Duo responded.
"What?" Kagome asked.
"Another piece of rock falls on you and you take 3 damage."
"That's not fair!"
"I'm DMing so stop interrupting."
"Fine." Kagome huffed and folded her arms.
"Now you have sense evil right Kira?" Duo asked.
"Yeah." Kira said.
"The bunny is evil."
"What?" Yugi said confused.
"The Bunny rabbit is evil. Pretty sneaky; isn't it?" Duo asked.
"Fine I attack the evil Bunny." Kagome said.
"You can't." Duo responded. "The bunny runs off to quickly."
"Then why was it there?" Yugi asked.
"Because it adds to the effect." Duo replied.
"That doesn't even make sense." Yugi shot back.
"Fine you want more excitement? A Dragon bursts inside the room through the wall." Duo explained.
"What kind of dragon?" Kira asked.
"You can't tell."
"Fine who has the highest initiative?" Kagome questioned.
"Hold on I'm going to get a drink first." Duo said.
"But you can't get a drink in the middle of a session." Yugi said.
"Why not?" Duo asked.
"Because its weird and messes up the play!" Kagome snapped.
"If I want a drink I'm going to get one." He shot back.
"No way! At least finish this encounter." Yugi said.
"Fine the Dragon's entrance causes a cave in and you all die." Duo laughed.
"That's not fair." Kagome shouted.
"I had so many treasures." Yugi whined.
"Umm so I'm dead?? Kira asked confused as Duo walked into the next room.
"I am so DMing next time Yugi grumbled.
"This sucks." Kagome folded her arms.
"This doesn't seem like Role Playing…" Kira quietly said under his breath.
"Does anyone want something while I'm up?" Duo asked.
"I worked so hard on that character." Yugi sniffled.
"Guys?" Duo shouted.
"What exactly happened?" Kira asked.
"This was a total waste of time." Kagome sighed,
"What is this weird stuff?" Duo asked from the next room.
"So what exactly was the bunny thing about?" Kira scratched his head, still confused.
"Wow it tastes weird." Duo called out.
"Ugh I'm going back home." Kagome shook her head and left.
"Sweet! Its beer." Duo laughed
"I Should go too…" Kira quietly said as he left.
"This is amazing!" Duo shouted from the next room as Yugi sighed and banged his head on the table…
(A/N: So yeah it was a little short but I mainly just did it for me because I was bored and haven't written anything in awhile. It will be a series of fan fics and probably will be longed later on.)