I Want A Divorce!

A/N- WOW! Your reviews are so kind and encouraging! Thanks you soo much for those who reviewed! I would write your names here but my computer is being stupid so I can't see your names. Well enjoy!

Disclamier- I tell ya, I didn't kidnap the Hp cast! Well….maybe Sirius, but he's so adorable! Can I keep him huh J.K.? Can I? (Angry lawyers pops out of thin air and shoots the author). Sooo …is that a yes?

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SLAM! Moments after the school heard one of the infamous Lily and James fight, (literally since they scream so loud), a very red cheeked James stormed into the common room and shut himself into the seventh year boys dormitory. A few seconds later, a series of loud bangs could be heard from his direction in what seems to be a throwing tantrum.

Sirius, so innocently curious that is, decided to ask the red faced Lily that soon followed the angry James and ended up cowering behind his fellow Marauder, Remus in fear of getting his head bit off. As soon as he was sure that Lily was safely contained within her room, Sirius slowly crawled out of his hiding spot, grinning like a mad man.

"Man, something good happened to get Lily and James all scary like that, I wouldn't be surprised if she made little children cry. Wonder what happened?" he was speaking more to himself then Remus.

Though the tuff of sandy brown hair that was sticking out top of a very large book just "Mmmm" in response.

"Maybe my charm took place early…. But that's not supposed to happen till ten more minutes." Sirius said in deep thought as Remus warily looked at him over his Hogwarts, A History, believing strongly that a thinking Sirius is a dangerous Sirius.

"Moony I got an idea!" Sirius exclaimed.

Sighing deeply Remus placed down his book on the night table next to him. "Padfoot, I refuse to go to another beauty contest, I can't believe how stupid we were, getting drunk and then following your lead…." He grimaced at the memory.

"Hey! At least I came out in first place!" Sirius retorted, very offended by his friend's lack of mistrust.

"That's because you also drugged the judge." Remus replied calmly.

Sirius crossed his arms in annoyance and said, "Well, that wasn't my idea for now…"

"No I don't want to jump off the astronomy tower…or dye McGonagall's hair hot pink, or try to propose to the Giant Squid..."

"Hey! That was only once! And I was very young and immature back then." Sirius frowned.

"Padfoot, that was yesterday..." Remus raised his eyebrow in amusement.

"Oh… Well anyway I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted…" Sirius gave a dramatic pause…"Let's go spy on-"

"No!" Remus declared loudly before Sirius could finish his sentence, causing a few heads to turn. "Did you see Lily? She's gonna murder us on the spot if we provoke her now! Padfoot please stop thinking up different ways to commit suicide." Remus lowered his voice on the last part to prevent attracting any more attention in the common room.

"Common Remmmmmy!" Sirius whined as he received a glare from Remus for using the nickname he was greatly annoyed by.

"It'll be fun! Pleeeeeaaaasssssse!" Sirius continued.

"No is a no!" Remus hissed.

"Stop being a bloody chicken!" Sirius started to jump up and down like a whining three year old, demanding for a treat. "I'm not a chi-" Remus began, but before he could finish Sirius turned him into a rooster with a swish of his wand.

"Now you are…." He taunted with a mischievous look in his eyes, conjuring an axe. "I wonder if chickens can run without a head…" Sirius mused as Remus the Rooster widened his eyes.

For the next five minutes Sirius chase a very scared Remus around, spreading feathers around the common room and amusement to the guys.

"Gotcha!" Sirius exclaimed as he held Remus upside down with his tale. "Too bad a certain someone wouldn't spy on my best friend with me…." Sirius drawled lazily, Remus eyeing him as if saying 'you wouldn't dare…..'

However, Remus was saved at the moment as a small chubby ski masked boy entered the common room, carrying what seemed to be a heavy shopping bag. This mysterious figure suddenly came to a halt as he realized that the common room suddenly became eerily quite and gave out a nervous squeak.

"Peter?" asked Sirius in a delighted voice as he recognized his friend's voice. "What are you wearing?'

"I wasn't shopping for woman's clothes! I swear!" Peter blurted out quickly.

Everyone in the common room stared.

Remus the Rooster stared.

Sirius stared...at a girl wearing a mini skirt.

"W-well I w-wasn't!" He stuttered then ran out of the common room, the silence soon disrupted by a few loud murmurs of gossip.

With a pop Remus turned back to his normal state, and laded roughly on his back, his mouth a bit opened from shock. "Welll…." Sirius said. "I done that once…"

Remus glared at his friend. "If I wasn't disgusted out of my mind I would have killed you for the rooster thing."

Sirius opened his mouth to answer but was interrupted by two loud screams coming from the boys' and the girls' dormitory.

"BLOODY HELL!" James exclaimed at the same time Lily screamed, "POTTER!"

"Lily and James…" Remus realized… "Padfoot.." He growled threatenly. "What have you done?" But Remus blinked in surprise for Sirius had vanished.

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A/N- Hehe, I got something good planned but you'll probably have to wait till Sunday cuz I'm leaving for Reno rite now! Happy Holidays!