Chapter Five
((A/N: Thank you guys for the ideas. I might use the one where Artemis deals with Chix....oh lordy...that'll be fun..and Holly going to an all boys school? Hmmm.....sounds like anime/manga Ranma 1/2... and the dance would be funny just as well. It's going be like...oh lordy here we go. Foaly is going to have to like chaperone these two kids or somebody's gonna get hurt! BTW-Congrats you guys we're at 1000 fics on !!! ))
They had decided to meet at the manor, just for some odd reason they didn't want to be underground.
Maybe because they didn't want Root to find out the big switch. Foaly decided not to come over....reasons, he had to sort things.
"Your so mean!" exclaimed Artemis, it was the beginning of their arguement in Artemis' room.
"What? Mean? I haven't went through anything except to the computer," replied Holly.
"I know but STILL, look at this, you scrambled up all these disk, and I haven't even labeled them to tell what is on what! You know how many days it will take to get everything organized?" asked Artemis.
"That's your problem not mine," replied Holly smirking.
"You're just.....one twisted person," said Artemis, sitting on his bed.
Holly laughed bitterly.
"Me? Twisted? Think of it this way Fowl, you kidnapped me. Now who's twisted?" she shot at him.
Artemis shrugged, which was admitting defeat. She had got to him.
Just then Juliet burst in.
"Oh hi Holly! How have you been?" asked Juliet.
"Um...fine, just fine," replied Artemis unevenly.
Holly had to stop from breaking down into laughter.
"You guys need anything?" Juliet asked.
"No, not at the moment," replied Holly.
"Alright, you two behave," said Juliet walking off.
Holly had an urge to throw something at Juliet as she walked off.
Artemis grinned.
"She has been on me constantly that we look cute together," he said, shaking his head.
"I've realized that, I have an urge of throwing one of your many computer systems at her," said Holly bitterly.
Artemis laughed a little.
"Now what were we arguing about?" he asked.
Holly shrugged.
"Honestly Artemis, I have no clue," she responded.
"I can't wait until this is all over," said Artemis.
"I know, it's just so WRONG, not to mention sick," agreed Holly.
"What shall we do to Foaly when this is all over?" asked Artemis.
"Hmm, I dunno, I would kill him, but the fact that he controls everything on base of the LEP, I can't. Plus I'm not a phsycotic murderer thank you very much," replied Holly.
Artemis laughed.
"You would if you really got ticked off. Well..more ticked off than you already are," he said.
"What would you do then?" Holly snapped at him.
"I wouldn't do anything....do I really look like satan to you Holly?" replied Artemis.
With that comment Holly went rolling off the bed laughing.
"Well Artemis, at THE MOMENT, you're in my body so I'm not exactly satan, but truly, once this is all over, you'll be satan's evil twin and I didn't know that satan could get any evilier...and I didn't know he had the evilest twin," she said between laughs.
"I don't see anything funny," said Artemis, looking down at the laughing Holly. He had never seen himself laugh..but it was Holly..not.......him.
"You really need to lighten up, Juliet was right about that," said Holly, sitting up.
"What do you mean?" asked Artemis.
"Yes you've laughed, but never to where you actually had someone laughing with you. You're always so serious, that's one thing that's always gotten to me. How could you just not laugh unless it's something that's.....getting you money? Not to mention you're just alone all the time, I would've just insantly got a blade and well....," Holly trailed off from what she was saying.
"I'm not that pathetic to cut Holly, I'm used to being lonely, I have been all my life. I've just learned how to live by myself," said Artemis.
"Obviousily," replied Holly sighing.
There was a long silence, and then Juliet came in.
'Okay, why IS it so quiet?" asked Juliet, her arms crossed.
Holly shrugged.
"Okay you two better tell me what's really going on. Artemis you're acting all weird, so are you Holly...you're personalties are like...switched," said Juliet.
Artemis and Holly staggered backwards, Holly sighed.
"Alright Juliet, it looks like we're busted, but promise not to laugh," she said.
Artemis rolled his eyes.
"Alright, you guys stop hiding stuff from me," said Juliet.
"And you can't tell Mother, Father, or Butler," said Artemis.
"Okay, Foaly wanted to use us for an experiment. And well, the experiment made us switch bodies. I'm in Artemis' body, and Artemis is in my body," replied Holly.
Juliet looked confused.
"So....Artemis is Holly, and Holly is Artemis," she said.
"Correct," replied Artemis.
Juliet burst out laughing.
"Okay....okay....I'm sorry, I promised not to laugh, but this is precious! Heh, you really fooled me Holly, you really did!" she said.
Holly looked a bit peeved but remained calm.
"So...why can't you guys switch back?" asked Juliet, calming herself.
"Foaly broke the machine," replied Artemis bitterly.
Juliet laughed even more.
"Oh lordy, so you two are stuck playing eachother! Maybe you two will actually over come your differences!" she exclaimed.
"I don't see our situation funny," Holly muttered darkly.
Juliet calmed herself again.
"I'm sorry you two, but if we locked you in a room you two would end up making-out you know that?" she asked.
Holly lunged forward, Artemis restraining her by the waist.
"Okay, Holly, sit girl! Sit!" he exclaimed.
"What I'm your puppy now?" sneered Holly, throwing Artemis off of her.
Artemis' eyes went wide.
"But that makes me the master Holly," he said.
A wack on the from Holly.
"Pervert," she hissed darkly.
Point was that, it wasn't just Holly,Artemis, and Foaly who knew about the big switch. It was Juliet too, and she was getting quite a big laugh out of it.
They were busted....for now.
((A/N: LOL! Oh lordy, ever heard Pink's Spilt Personality? It was what I was listening to while I wrote today!! Yeesh, now Juliet knows, and she's having a pretty big laugh out of it. I have a little bit of a plot going on...and...hmm...maybe I shall bring Opal Koboi into the picture? Ne? Maybe....it'll be a pretty good plot if I make her come back, point is she don't know what has happen. Buwahahaha! Course it's best if she don't know! But okay! Enough from me! Ja ne for now!)
((A/N: Thank you guys for the ideas. I might use the one where Artemis deals with Chix....oh lordy...that'll be fun..and Holly going to an all boys school? Hmmm.....sounds like anime/manga Ranma 1/2... and the dance would be funny just as well. It's going be like...oh lordy here we go. Foaly is going to have to like chaperone these two kids or somebody's gonna get hurt! BTW-Congrats you guys we're at 1000 fics on !!! ))
They had decided to meet at the manor, just for some odd reason they didn't want to be underground.
Maybe because they didn't want Root to find out the big switch. Foaly decided not to come over....reasons, he had to sort things.
"Your so mean!" exclaimed Artemis, it was the beginning of their arguement in Artemis' room.
"What? Mean? I haven't went through anything except to the computer," replied Holly.
"I know but STILL, look at this, you scrambled up all these disk, and I haven't even labeled them to tell what is on what! You know how many days it will take to get everything organized?" asked Artemis.
"That's your problem not mine," replied Holly smirking.
"You're just.....one twisted person," said Artemis, sitting on his bed.
Holly laughed bitterly.
"Me? Twisted? Think of it this way Fowl, you kidnapped me. Now who's twisted?" she shot at him.
Artemis shrugged, which was admitting defeat. She had got to him.
Just then Juliet burst in.
"Oh hi Holly! How have you been?" asked Juliet.
"Um...fine, just fine," replied Artemis unevenly.
Holly had to stop from breaking down into laughter.
"You guys need anything?" Juliet asked.
"No, not at the moment," replied Holly.
"Alright, you two behave," said Juliet walking off.
Holly had an urge to throw something at Juliet as she walked off.
Artemis grinned.
"She has been on me constantly that we look cute together," he said, shaking his head.
"I've realized that, I have an urge of throwing one of your many computer systems at her," said Holly bitterly.
Artemis laughed a little.
"Now what were we arguing about?" he asked.
Holly shrugged.
"Honestly Artemis, I have no clue," she responded.
"I can't wait until this is all over," said Artemis.
"I know, it's just so WRONG, not to mention sick," agreed Holly.
"What shall we do to Foaly when this is all over?" asked Artemis.
"Hmm, I dunno, I would kill him, but the fact that he controls everything on base of the LEP, I can't. Plus I'm not a phsycotic murderer thank you very much," replied Holly.
Artemis laughed.
"You would if you really got ticked off. Well..more ticked off than you already are," he said.
"What would you do then?" Holly snapped at him.
"I wouldn't do anything....do I really look like satan to you Holly?" replied Artemis.
With that comment Holly went rolling off the bed laughing.
"Well Artemis, at THE MOMENT, you're in my body so I'm not exactly satan, but truly, once this is all over, you'll be satan's evil twin and I didn't know that satan could get any evilier...and I didn't know he had the evilest twin," she said between laughs.
"I don't see anything funny," said Artemis, looking down at the laughing Holly. He had never seen himself laugh..but it was Holly..not.......him.
"You really need to lighten up, Juliet was right about that," said Holly, sitting up.
"What do you mean?" asked Artemis.
"Yes you've laughed, but never to where you actually had someone laughing with you. You're always so serious, that's one thing that's always gotten to me. How could you just not laugh unless it's something that's.....getting you money? Not to mention you're just alone all the time, I would've just insantly got a blade and well....," Holly trailed off from what she was saying.
"I'm not that pathetic to cut Holly, I'm used to being lonely, I have been all my life. I've just learned how to live by myself," said Artemis.
"Obviousily," replied Holly sighing.
There was a long silence, and then Juliet came in.
'Okay, why IS it so quiet?" asked Juliet, her arms crossed.
Holly shrugged.
"Okay you two better tell me what's really going on. Artemis you're acting all weird, so are you Holly...you're personalties are like...switched," said Juliet.
Artemis and Holly staggered backwards, Holly sighed.
"Alright Juliet, it looks like we're busted, but promise not to laugh," she said.
Artemis rolled his eyes.
"Alright, you guys stop hiding stuff from me," said Juliet.
"And you can't tell Mother, Father, or Butler," said Artemis.
"Okay, Foaly wanted to use us for an experiment. And well, the experiment made us switch bodies. I'm in Artemis' body, and Artemis is in my body," replied Holly.
Juliet looked confused.
"So....Artemis is Holly, and Holly is Artemis," she said.
"Correct," replied Artemis.
Juliet burst out laughing.
"Okay....okay....I'm sorry, I promised not to laugh, but this is precious! Heh, you really fooled me Holly, you really did!" she said.
Holly looked a bit peeved but remained calm.
"So...why can't you guys switch back?" asked Juliet, calming herself.
"Foaly broke the machine," replied Artemis bitterly.
Juliet laughed even more.
"Oh lordy, so you two are stuck playing eachother! Maybe you two will actually over come your differences!" she exclaimed.
"I don't see our situation funny," Holly muttered darkly.
Juliet calmed herself again.
"I'm sorry you two, but if we locked you in a room you two would end up making-out you know that?" she asked.
Holly lunged forward, Artemis restraining her by the waist.
"Okay, Holly, sit girl! Sit!" he exclaimed.
"What I'm your puppy now?" sneered Holly, throwing Artemis off of her.
Artemis' eyes went wide.
"But that makes me the master Holly," he said.
A wack on the from Holly.
"Pervert," she hissed darkly.
Point was that, it wasn't just Holly,Artemis, and Foaly who knew about the big switch. It was Juliet too, and she was getting quite a big laugh out of it.
They were busted....for now.
((A/N: LOL! Oh lordy, ever heard Pink's Spilt Personality? It was what I was listening to while I wrote today!! Yeesh, now Juliet knows, and she's having a pretty big laugh out of it. I have a little bit of a plot going on...and...hmm...maybe I shall bring Opal Koboi into the picture? Ne? Maybe....it'll be a pretty good plot if I make her come back, point is she don't know what has happen. Buwahahaha! Course it's best if she don't know! But okay! Enough from me! Ja ne for now!)