Once upon a time, Cretey was extremely bored. There was a thread on Sheroes about scariest pairings, and somehow Kel's Glaive/Daja's staff was developed. Being the bold entrepreneur that I am, I wrote an insane sonnet from Kel's glaive to Daja's staff. I shall now upload it because I am working on a bunch of other fanfics but won't be done for a while.
To my beloved staff:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thy tree spent many decades in the sun
And never was a life so well begun
With heart so strong and bark to never fray!
As soon as I was fashioned, I did pray
That I'd deserve a pulse that's caused to run
When my hardened gaze did find the one.
'Inanimate,' that state I long to slay!
Thy sides, so smooth, with noncurvaceous glee
So strong, so cherished, so lovely, well-worn
With beauty so surpassing ivory horn
And grain that flows like solid wooden sea.
Of all the precious metals that there be,
Thy brass is that which formed angel's firstborn!
Aye, not the day, but sunlight in the morn
Together brought in perfect harmony.
Oh, my love, embrace me now, and trust
That always I've admired thy beauty.
How shall we consumnate our love in lust?
For now the time has come for thou and me.
Oh, blissful love, to be as one with thee!
To thee I pledge my blades and base as one.
For easily a staff like thee does stun,
And perfect thou art with a glaive like me!