The Angel of my Nightmare

A Fanfic by Inuyasha's Fang

A/N I always wanted to write a gym chapter! . P.S. There will be Hojo (Hobo) beatings next chapter! And you're in for a special treat, I'M GOING TO HAVE A PLOT! (Sooner or later -.-' ) When I ran spell check, it tried to correct 'Hojo', the number one choice was 'Hobo', I LOVE YOU MICROSOFT WORD! My reviewers- I love you most of all, you make me happy (that's hard to do) and make me want to write more .

Sparky-285- My first reviewer, I LOVE YOU MOST OF ALL MY FUTURE REVIEWERS! But don't let that discourage you, you guys can always change my mind .

Tien Yun Goddes- You really think it's great? (Wipes away tears of happiness.) If you like angst, read my other story, 'I Always Was Mommy's Little Monster' it's a one-shot, and I was crying as I wrote it. Tell your friends .

mariahbaby- . Read my other story, 'I Always Was Mommy's Little Monster.' It's only 300 words, really short, but it packs a wallop. .

al- I would NEVER, EVER, grope Miroku. It would provoke him. ALL CREDIT FOR THAT IDEA GOES TO Sparky-285!!!! MY FIRST REVIEWER!

-Gym Class-

The group made their way to gym class. Inuyasha was questioning what gym was, Miroku was gazing at all the 'female flesh', and Sango was trying not to kill him. Kagome was worried. And for good reason. They were going to gym class. The hanyou, the human vacuum cleaner, the demon exterminator, and the fox demon. This is not gonna be pretty folks, especially since the fitness test was today. (A/N MWAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love conspiracies!)

-Locker Rooms-

After kicking Miroku out of the girl's locker rooms a few times, he was finally in the men's. The gym teacher (A/N Ms. Brown, she's my gym teacher -.-') gave them uniforms and told them to 'get changed you squirming worms of vomit.' (A/N Yup, stole it from 'Matilda.') Inuyasha held up the horrifying (A/N In his opinion, not in our opinion, right girls? Random Fangirls- HELL YEAH! –Drooling commences-) piece fabric. "Do we really have to wear this?" he asked horrified. "It's not that bad, wait until you have to see what the ladies have to wear." Miroku offered. After a few tries, the feudal gang got their clothes on right and went out into the gym.

-In the Gym-

When Inuyasha and Miroku finally emerged out of the men's locker room, the whole class was out there gathered around a rope. (A/N I don't have to do the rope climb. .) When they walked up the teacher announced "Today we will be doing the rope climb. Class line up." Miroku and Inuyasha joined Kagome and Sango by the front of the line. (A/N Shippo was excused because the teacher decided that he was too pathetic for the rope climb. Sorry Shippo fans.) Kagome was the first of the group to go. She made it halfway up with no problems, and eventually made it to the top. When she got back to the bottom she was panting and sweating. "S-Sango... your turn." She gasped. Sango easily climbed the rope and jumped back down, the same with Miroku. (A/N And now, on to the main event.) "Inuyasha, your turn next." The teacher yelled. 'Oh, Kami-sama no!' Kagome thought. Inuyasha walked over to the rope, cracked his knuckles, and overheard some kids talking. "What a wuss." "Yeah, probably won't even be able to make it." The hanyou with the short fuse was infuriated. (A/N Of course!) He walked over to the rope, and in one jump made it to the top, rang the little bell that was up there, and gave a snort of disapproval. "Is that all?" He asked the shocked teacher, his voice reeked of boredom. "Um... your... your supposed to climb it." Was all the teacher could say. "Feh. What a pain." He easily climbed up and down the rope in two seconds flat. The class was speechless. "OK, next the... high jump." The class walked outside to begin the test. All did above average. (Except for Kagome and all the normal people.) When it was Inuyasha's turn he jumped to the top of the building with ease, "That was just a hop," he said "do you want me to jump as high as I can?" he asked. The teacher mutely shook her head. Up next, the timed mile run. Miroku and Sango finished in five minuets, all that running in the feudal era is good for you, you know. Kagome finished in eleven. (A/N She always got to ride Inuyasha. Wow, that sounded perverted. I must be spending too much time with Miroku wanna be's. -.-') Inuyasha finished the mile in one minute. (A/N He always had to carry Kagome's fat ass everywhere. Kagome- I heard that! Inuyasha's Fang- Shut up FAT ASS! Kagome- Sit! Inuyasha's Fang- That only works on Inuyasha. . Kagome-Damn.) The teacher was stunned. "That's a new world record." "Feh! I'm better than you human-" Inuyasha stopped mid-sentence thanks to a glare from Kagome. "Inuyasha! Stop showing off!" She hissed. Aforementioned hanyou sidled over next to her. "I'm not showing off! Hell, I'm not even giving it all I've got!" 'He's not giving it all he's got? WHAT THE HELL IT THIS GUY MADE OF?!' "Inuyasha, SIT!" Kagome yelled, and with that the jealous little girl stormed off. "WHAT THE FK WAS THAT FOR YOU GOD DAMN WENCH?!!!" Inuyasha yelled after he peeled himself off the ground. But Kagome didn't hear, because she was talking to Hojo. (A/N HOBO HOBO HOBO!!!!) "So Higurashi, I was wondering if you would see a movie with me this Saturday?" Asked the fking idiot I shall christen Hobo. Kagome said the stupidest thing she possibly could, and she sealed Hobo's fate. "Of course, I'd love too." 'That'll teach him to show off.' She was completely unaware of the fuming hanyou standing right behind her. (A/N We don't mind him showing off, right girls? Random Fangirls- I WANT HIM, HE'S MINE! –catfight breaks out-)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT 4 FKING REVIEWS! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!!! READ 'I Always Was Mommy' Little Monster'!!!!!!!!!! Ok, will Hobo survive an encounter with a pissed Inuyasha? Will Kagome actually show up on the date? WILL THE GYM TEACHER MAKE INUYASHA TRY OUT FOR THE OLYMPIC TEAM? AND IF SO, HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF IT? All this and more, in the next chapter of 'The Angel of my Nightmare' 'HOBO BEATINGS'! P.S. School starts up again tommorow, so you might have to wait a little longer between updates (i.e. two days instead of one) sorry!

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