Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kreuz. If I did, would I be writing fan fiction? And just think of all the possibilities if I did own them...evil grin but like I said, I don't pout they belong to their creators.
WARNINGS: SLASH Omi/ Ken (don't say I didn't warn you) Nothing too serious but there are going to be 2 guys liking each other!! Aya-chan and Ran-kun act a little out of character here (or so I'm told) just to let you all know in case.
Note: My first Weiss fic and my first attempt at yaoi (male/male love) so if you don't like it you don't have to read it okies? Okay! If you like yaoi get reading pretty please?
Note 2: I realize Essett was handled with in the anime, but to all who haven't seen it won't care, those who have seen what happens…pretend Essett had some more members I didn't know who should be the bad guys so yeah
Graduation
"Our mission is WHAT?!" Omi and Ken cried in unison. Birman and Manx cowered in a corner looking half terrified, half apologetic.
"Well you see, we captured a couple in contact with Essett and well, they look more like you and we figured it'd be an excellent assignment for you to learn about being in disguises. And the couple won't tell us anything about Essett and we need to find out what they are up to." Birman explained not meeting the eyes of Omi and Ken.
"So you want Omi and Ken to take on a mission as a couple, like together?" Yohji asked, his eyebrows raised so high they had completely disappeared behind his bangs giving him and extremely odd look.
"That's it." Manx said. Yohji looked from Omi to Ken to Aya and back then burst out laughing.
"Essett has a gay couple talking with them?!" he howled with mirth. Omi and Ken looked at each other uneasily, would this be how Yohji took it when they'd tell everyone about them already being a real couple?
Manx and Birman exchanged a quick look. Ran and Aya-chan looked curiously at them while Omi and Ken looked uneasy…and Yohji was stilled laughing heartily.
"Um actually it is a straight couple but Omi looks a lot like the female-" Manx began awkwardly but was cut off by Yohji who started laughing so hard he was clutching his sides and saying over and over "I'm dying!! That's gold!!"
Omi gave a terrified squeak. "I have to pose as a- a woman?" his eyes got so big it almost appeared they were going to fall off his face but it looked quite cute.
Ken smiled apologetically at his new boyfriend but frowned and turned to look at Birman. "Why can't you or Manx pose as the woman?"
"Well you see, the wife has very large blue eyes and sandy brown hair and she has a somewhat small figure, and myself and Manx can't really shrink our chests but Omi could always put on padding." Birman said quickly, blushing a shade of light pink.
Aya-chan was giggling, Ran looked horrified and Yohji was literally dying of laughter. Ken sighed and looked up at the ceiling. He felt bad for his beloved Omi-kun but Omi was just sitting there quietly listening to Manx and Birman's every word.
"You will take this mission right? It's quite important that we learn what Essett is up to." Manx said anxiously.
"Of course we'll take it." Omi said firmly. Ken raised his eyebrows and the others all gaped at him.
"Excellent! I'm so relieved, here I'll show you a picture of the couple." Birman said. She shuffled through the folder and pulled out a couple photographs. She handed them to Omi and Ken who looked at the pictures, there were three of them. One picture was of the couple together, another had one of just the man, and the last had a picture of just the woman.
They did look remarkably like Ken and Omi. The woman had shoulder length sandy brown hair and enormous baby blue eyes with a scrawny body and few curves; which wouldn't be too hard to get Omi to look like if he'd wear specially designed clothes.
The man looked a lot like Ken, he had the same build and had almost black hair that was styled differently from Ken but he had the same eyes. While Omi and Ken had been gaping at the pictures, the others had crowded around them peering at the picture, even Yohji who had finally stopped laughing.
"Well um when do we start this assignment?" Ken asked sighing heavily.
"The only thing that the couple revealed to us was that they were meeting Essett tonight at a hotel. So what I want you two to do is get dressed like these two, see if you really will look like them, Birman and I will help you." Manx explained. She then glared at Yohji who kept giggling. Ran gave him a disgusted look and strode upstairs with Aya-chan in tow.
"Come along, we're going to take you boys shopping." Birman said cheerfully. The two bishounens groaned and followed reluctantly leaving Yohji in the basement who was laughing once again.
They walked outside of the shop and into Birman's car and drove off onto the highway. Manx glanced at the two in her mirror, both looked displeased.
"I know you boys won't like this assignment much but it'll help us trap Essett once and for all" she said assuringly.
"You have to act like a couple too, I hope you two are up for it, I know it seems a bit odd." Birman said, apologetically.
Omi and Ken glanced at each other and nodded. They were agreeing to each other one of them should tell the women.
"Actually, um Birman, Manx, we already are seeing each other so it shouldn't really bother us." Ken said, blushing.
Birman almost crashed into the car in front of her and Manx whipped around in her seat staring at them.
"W-what? Y-you are?" Her eyes were wide, with alarm or amusement, the boys couldn't tell.
"Well, we haven't gone on a date or anything but we decided to see each other and I kissed him already." Omi mumbled, going crimson.
Manx's face twisted into a lopsided grin. "Oh! That's so adorable!! I always thought you two looked cute together!"
The brunettes gaped at her with astonishment. Adorable? Always thought? They thought in unison.
Birman started giggling. "Yeah! You two are the really cute ones! And you just look perfect for one another!"
Well at least the women of Kritiker were taking it fine, they just weren't sure of how the others would take it. Aya-chan would most likely think it was cute too but Yohji would start laughing again and Ran would be revolted.
"Please don't tell the others, we'd like to do it ourselves once we're more sure of us as a couple." Omi pleaded as they pulled into the parking lot of the mall.
"No problem hun." Manx said. They all piled out of the car and made their way into the mall. Ken took Omi's hand which made him to blush again as they walked around the stores. It also caused people to stare.
What really made people stare more, though, was when Omi had to try on women's clothing. Ken tried his best not to laugh while Omi tried on different things. In his humble opinion, he found it absolutely cute! And what was even more cute was Omi frowning at him in a cute little frock and saying, "What?"
"You look lovely Omi-kun." Ken said giving him a peck on the lips and hugging him tightly.
"Stop that Ken-kun!" Omi giggled as he squirmed out of Ken's grasp. Birman and Manx watched with interest as the two wrestled and complained who was cuter.
"Does this count as our first date?" Ken grinned making Omi frown at him and thwack him over the head.
"Ouch! No hitting!" Ken pouted. Omi giggled and shrugged innocently. "You know, I really have to stop judging people by their looks alone, because you may look innocent but you have some rough and wild sides about you."
"Well you should know, you've been my partner for about two years." Omi retorted, sticking his tongue out at him.
"Ok boys, back to shopping." Manx scolded. The two stopped bickering at once and went back to picking out clothes.
Birman and Manx exchanged a smile.
Mean while back at the Kitty in the House
"Wow, don't you think it's cute that Omi-kun and Ken-kun get to be a couple?" Aya-chan was telling Sakura who had decided to drop by.
Ran was sitting in a corner glaring at the two of them. Sakura had come over since Ran had decided to ignore her on the phone.
"Yes it is! They look so cute together!" Sakura agreed, and the two started giggling like crazy.
Ran rolled his eyes. "Their both men! Why are you saying it's cute? You're acting like they're a boy and girl!"
"Well Omi does look very feminine, wouldn't you agreed Ran-kun?" Aya-chan asked sweetly.
Ran rolled his eyes. Yohji strolled into the room with some new flowers.
"Hey! Am I the only one working here today?! Me? Of all people! Come on you lazy bones!"
The girls and Ran got up reluctantly and went out back with Yohji to get more flowers to set up shop with. They all stopped short, creating a domino effect. Yohji stopped first, Aya-chan bumped into him, followed by Sakura and Ran, almost causing them all to fall over.
All had stopped short due to the fact of the return of Ken and Omi and the Kritiker women. Ken and Omi looked exactly like the couple in the picture, in fact, they wouldn't have noticed it were them if the Kritiker women hadn't been there.
"Well?" Ken asked hesitantly. "How do we look?" Yohji was holding back laughter, Ran looked away, but the two girls scuttled forward and started playing with their hair and outfits.
"Oh look at this!! Omi got extensions for his hair!!"
"Oooh! This hair style looks so good on you Ken!"
"I love this outfit! Look at how they made curves for the hips and bust line!"
The two were talking about their complete outfits making the two brunettes blush all the more. Manx and Birman high fived, then cleared their throats to regain some professional composure.
"Well, you look a lot like them." Ran said avoiding the sight before him. Yohji had stopped laughing but was red in the face.
"You really look like you were meant to be a girl Omi." He said patting him on the head.
Omi glared. Ken reassuringly nodded at him. Yohji then remembered they were supposed to be working and called the others to help him.
Birman and Manx entered the shop with Omi and Ken following.
"We'll bring you to the hotel later, right now…you can 'practice' getting acquainted as a couple." Manx said winking.
Omi grinned and hauled a surprised Ken off to his bedroom. Once they were alone, Omi sighed in frustration.
"What's the matter Omi-kun?" Ken asked, sitting down on the younger boy's bed.
"I just want you to remember that I am a guy! We're supposed to be a man and a woman so I don't want you breaking up with me after the mission saying you prefer women." Omi said worriedly, plopping down on the bed next to Ken.
Ken grinned. "Don't worry Omi-kun, you're the cutest he-she if ever there was one." Omi didn't have time to comment on this because Ken picked that time to swoop in with a kiss.
Later that night
"Good luck with the mission guys!" Aya-chan yelled after Ken and Omi as they left for their assignment. Sakura waved good-bye too. Yohji was nowhere to be found and Ran was busy looking at a plant, trying not to be the stick in the mud.
This time Manx drove with Birman in the passenger seat while Omi and Ken were again in the back seat. Upon approaching the hotel, the two cuties were getting increasingly nervous. Could they pull this off?
They pulled up in front of the hotel, and the two boys got out of the car, Omi almost tripping over his heels.
"Here's the room number where you're meeting them." Birman said handing Ken the slip of paper with information on it.
"If you have any problems just call my cell which is on the paper, or Omi can talk into his wire." Manx said.
Omi was fitted with the wire since they strategically put it in his bust body suit. They both nodded and the car drove off not too far from the hotel.
As they walked into the hotel up to the clerk, Omi hung back while Ken informed the man of their arrival.
"Okay sir, they're waiting for you upstairs." The clerk said waving them through.
Ken thanked him and nodded to Omi. They entered the elevator and went up a few floors.
Once in front of the door, they checked the paper one last time to be sure.
Ken knocked nervously. Omi was nervous too, looking all around and checking his reflection in a nearby mirror on the wall.
The door opened and Ken found himself face to face with none other than Schuldich of Schwarz!
"Ah…sorry I think I have the wrong room." Ken said, backing away slowly.
His voice sounded different because Manx and Birman had given them both voice modifications (which were on the jewelry around their necks).
Omi turned and he too was surprised to see Schuldich and looking into the room the remaining members of Schwarz. Weren't they supposed to be meeting the new Essett members?
"Nope, you have the correct room Mr. Sugita. Please, come right in." was the reply.
Ken walked in hesitantly, wondering if this was some kind of trap, perhaps word got out that the real Sugitas had been caught without Manx and Birman knowing? Surely Schuldich remembered him and Omi…where was Omi?
"Mrs. Sugita, you can come in." Schuldich said, raising his eyebrows slightly.
"Oh! Yes of course." Omi said in his new female voice and walking in quickly, attaching his hand to Ken's arm.
"Right this way." Schuldich said. He led them in further into the room, where they saw Crawford, Farfie and Nagi all sitting on a couch with an older man and woman they didn't recognize. Well, that must be the new Essett members.
"Mr. And Mrs. Sugita! So good of you to have come! Please have a seat." The older man, Mr. Mashita said.
Ken and Omi sat on a free sofa. This was going to be one weird night!
To Be Continued!
Yep, It's being continued again, I'm running out of dialogue and don't know what I should have happen, don't worry though, this time I'm going to try really hard to continue soon!