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My Dumb Tekken Story Of Tekken Survivor
Ch.2 Special Things and Camp Names
Host- Welcome back! Today we have figured out the names of the camps our Tekken people are in and
they shall tell us one item they brought that is special to them. So lets start at camp Leftovers! Now Law
since you are the leader of this camp why dont you share first.
Law- Instant Noodles!
Host- Uh why did you bring that there is plenty of food here I think....
Law- Because they are noodles that are instant and everyone loves Law's special instant noodles!
Host- Well how about you Michelle?
Michelle- I dont believe in material goods
P.Jack- Don't look at her shes cursed I tell ya!
Lei- (takes out gun)Fweeze demon!
Michelle- I'm not a demon! Some super cop you are if you cant tell the differance between me and a demon
Law- Then try some.....Instant Noodles!
Michelle- I hate Instant Noodles.
Law- But everyone loves Law's instant noodles
Michelle- Everyone but me
P.Jack- I brought....
All- Nobody cares what you brought
P.Jack- Your all so hurtful (flys off)
Host- Well did anyone bring any useful things?
Yoshmitsu- Well does my sword count?
Lei- Or my gun?
Host- Yes. Now why cant Law, Michelle, or P.Jack be like you two? But anyways on to the next camp. Which is now called camp Blood Talon.
Paul- Why did we name it that?
Hwoarang- Because I said so and Bryan was busy doing something else when we had to pick.
Paul- But still what give you the right to name the camp?
Hwoarang- I'm secound in command thats what
Host- So what did all you people bring?
Steve- Well I did have a match book butblok got fire happy and stole them
Bryan- DIE TREES DIE! (setting a small patch of trees on fire)
Hwoarang- Well I brought my RING-RING hang on I have to take this.
Paul- I brought a spoon
Host- Why in the world did you bring a spoon?
Paul- Well.....I dont know
Hwoarang- That was Jin he wanted to know if you were going to stop by soon
Host- In due time I will. Where's Beak?
Steve- Oh he went off to read this book he has called how to survive living with idiots.
Host- I'll have to borrow that.
Bryan- (comes back after succesfully burningthe trees) I brought a meat cleaver to kill everyone....I mean to kill pigs! Yea pigs.
Paul- But there are no pigs around here.
Bryan- You'll be the first to go.
Paul- But im not a pig
Host- Well time to move on to camp Happy Family!
Jin- Does this look like a happy family to you? (Lee and Kazuya beating up Heihichi)
Host- Let me guess Jun picked out the name. Well anyways speak now of what has the most value to you
(Lee and Kazuya stop beating up Heihichi)
Lee- A cell phone
Host- I thought that was Jin's cell phone?
Kazuya- No way but he did bring his teddy bear!
Jin- You promised not to tell! (runs off crying)
Kazuya- You actually thought I would keep that a secreat? Foolish son for I feed off of the pain of others!
Heihichi- I brought...
Kazuya- Diapers!
Heihichi- I told you they are not diapers!
Kazuya- We all know they are and no one really cares about you. Anyways I brought hair gel.
Host- So thats how his hair stands like that
Jun- I brought Mother Nature!
Host- But nobody owns Mother Nature
Jun- Well Ido ownMother Nature! (starts to rain)
Lee- More like the wrath of Mother Nature
Host- Well like I said nobody owns mother nature. But anyway lets move on to camp Fluffy
Wang- Hey there I know you!
Host- Right
Wang-two pluse two equals twenty-two not four(falls back asleep)
Host- Right so everyone else what do you have?
Anna- Well I brought my favorite heels
Nina- You copycat I brought my favorite heels too! (start another Bitch slap-down)
Julia- Their fighting again?
Host- Yea so what do you got?
Julia- A cellphone to keep in touch with my Hwoarang!
Host- Well thats sweet but wheres Ling?
Julia- Getting what she brought
Ling- (leaping out of no where) Here I am! And I brought my Jin-Jin doll!
Host- A Jin-Jin doll?
Ling- Yes it looks just like my Jin-Jin and I take him everywere and were going to get married and have kids and live happy ever after!
Julia- Who are the doll or the real Jin?
Host- Well I'm going on to the final camp. Anyway camp Losers!
King- We didnt pick that name!
Host- Well Roger did
Granryu- I brought an emergency sandwitch so if I get hungrey I can eat it.
King- And you can plainly see that Combot and Roger didnt bring anything.
Host- What about Panda?
King- She brought a picture of Ling, Jin, and herself at some park
Granryu- What a priceless moment! Looks good enough to eat (takes the pic and eats it)
Panda- ROAR!
Granryu- I think shes mad
Host- No duh dumb fuck. Well thats all...
King- what about me? Ask me what I brought!
Host- Oh I forgot you well what is it?
King- Well I brought a stick
Host- You do realize that there are trees on this island and that sticks come from trees?
King- Well this stick is my friend. Go on ask me what his name is!
Host- God what is the sticks name?
King- Roy!
Host- What ever nut case anyway thats it for today. I wont be in the next one talking on and on like I am now so you people can enjoy your tekken story.Oh and next time someones got to go!
King- And this time bring pie for me and Roy!
Authors note- Im sorry for mispellings because some of the characters name I dont know how to spell them and I dont have spell check so dont blame me. Anyway if you got any requests for something for a character go on and say it because I usually dont ignore requests. Go ahead and review now ok