Authors notes- Sorry it took so long to make the next chapter but with winter track, TSA, and school musical try-outs I had hardly any time left over to write but here it is.
The First Challenge
Ling- Oh Julia!
Julia- What is it?
Ling- We got.......MAIL! (Nina and Anna walking up to them)
Anna- Wow Ling can spell amazing!
Nina- What does it say?
Ling- It says here attention all members of this camp we will be holding our first challenge tomorrow so please prepare for it.
Over at camp Blood Talon....
Beak- How do they expect us to prepare for this?
Hwoarang- Well lets prepare the best way by....PARTYING!
Steve- I agree
Beak- Fine but if you guys mess up tomorrow I'll kill you all
Paul- That's something I would have expected out of Bryan
Camp Leftovers....
Michelle- There's no way we can lose!
Lei- And why is that?
Michelle- Well think about it super cop, we have you, a ninja, a robot, and a guy who....works at a restaurant
Law- What's wrong about me owning a restaurant?
Michelle- Nothing just nothing
Camp Happy Family....
Jin- Lee can I please use the phone? I have to talk to Hwoarang
Lee- Well excuse me for me having a social life
Kazuya- You don't have a life you sell yourself to who ever has more money, man or women
Lee- I do not!
Heihichi- Now Kazuya, Lee just has more of a sex life than you do, just like me
Lee- Yeah but at least I can tell the difference between and man and a women
Kazuya- I'm happy with Jun thank you very much
Jin- But dad, you're not married
Kazuya- Shut the fuck up boy and prepare for tomorrow
Camp Loser......
Granuryu- I so hungry
King- What happened to your emergency sandwich?
Granuryu- I ate it
King- Well if we win tomorrow maybe well get some food
Granuryu- But I'm hungry now! (Looks at Panda and Roger and starts to drool)
King- Don't you dare think about it we need them to win!
The next day.......
Ling- Lookie there's a board that says something!
Hwoarang- Move and maybe we'll get to do something now (pushes Ling aside)
Lei- What does it say?
Hwoarang- Attention all camps I as in the host have gotten sick so I cant be there but I have hired someone to take over for me please do as she says and all will be fine. Signed The Host
Jin- So who's the replacement? (All of a sudden out of nowhere appears.....)
All- Christie!
Christie- Yes I am like the replacement!
Nina- So tell us, what are we to do now?
Christie- I was like getting to that! Now each team will like pick out like three members from their like camp and like have them like do the like tasks I like say! And the person can't like be the like person in charge of like your group!
Julia- Well we pick Nina, Ling, and Wang
Anna- What about me?
Nina- Forget it your useless
Jun- Well I pick Kazuya, Lee, and Jin!
Heihichi- And why didn't you pick me women?!
Lee- You're too old
Heihichi- But Wang's in it!
Kazuya- Well we are on a beach and we would hate for you to get any sand up your ass
Heihichi- Why you...
Roger- errrrr (points to Granuryu, Combot, and Panda)
King- Stupid kangaroo
Bryan- Well I say the idiot, the Brit, and the hot head
Paul- Well looks like I get to sit out
Steve- You must be bloody stupid who do you think "the idiot" refers to?
Paul- Uh.....Beak?
Beak- Say that again and I'll make sure you never say a dumb thing again
Hwoarang- Good old master Beak once again sets things straight
Law- I shall pick Lei, Yoshi, and Michelle
P.Jack- I feel so alone
Hehichi- don't worry your one of us now (stands with Anna, King, and near Beak)
All of them except Beak- One of us! One of us!
Beak- You guys are all losers
Christie- Ok like one person has to start off like a swimming contest, that person swims from like here to like that little raft out there were like the second person will like stand and like they swim back and race to like those palm trees over there and like they tag their like third person and like they gotta climb up and like sit at the top. The like last two like teams back like have to like cast someone like off the like island.
(Now as everyone positions themselves at their spots the rest sit and watch)
Christie- Now like we have Nina swimming to like Ling, who's gonna go to Wang so he can like climb. Then we have Lee swimming to Kazuya who's gonna tag Jin for climbing. Then we like have Granryu swimming to Panda who's tagging Roger. And like have Steve swimming to like Paul who's like gonna tag Hwoarang. And like last but not least we have Lei swimming to Yoshi, who's like tagging Michelle.
Beak- Now that was a mouthful
Christie- On like your like marks. Get like set. Like go!
(All of the people start to swim fast except for...)
King- Granuryu get ass moving or else Roy will not be very happy! (Waves Roy aka a stick in the air)
Christie- And like the like first like three in like in the like lead is Lee, Nina, and Steve.
Steve- Mum look! I can swim just like you!
Nina- That's my boy! Done mommy proud
Kazuya- Lee hurry up we don't want to have to get rid of the old man.....yet
Christie- And like Kazuya is like now on! (four seconds later) Now Paul and Ling are off too! But what happened to Lei and Granuryu?
(Under water)
Granuryu- (trying to run) I wonder if I'm there yet?
(Back up top)
Christie- Yoshi is like now like off too!
(Granuryu pops up)
Granuryu- here Panda grab my hand! (Holding out his hand)
Panda- grrrrr (takes his hand and now starts to swim)
Christie- Ok like how is the like others doin?
Kazuya- Must...keep....going!
Ling- This is so much fun!
Paul- This isn't so bad (Lei now had just caught up with him)
Lei- Ha take that big wig! (Runs past him)
Paul- It's not a wig! (Panda now passes him)
Panda- Grrrr
Paul- Why you....
Christie- Ok like now the like standings are like Kazuya followed by like Ling than like Lei.
Ling- Hi Mr. Jin-Jin's dad who will soon one day be my step dad when I marry Jin-Jin
Kazuya- Like hell you passin me (Sees Jin) Boy if you know what's good for you stretch out your arm
Lei- I'm common!
Panda- Grrrr
Paul- Arhhhh
Christie- Wow like everyone is like all together now and like now the like climbing like begins!
Hwoarang- I'll beat you up there Kazama!
Jin- In your dreams!
Michelle- Trees are my specialties!
Roger- errrr (Jumps up to the top of the tree)
Wang- He's got some legs
Michelle- He's a kangaroo you old bag
Wang- No one calls me an old bag (starts to run up the tree)
Jin- Hwoarang if you know what's good for you and your team you will hurry up (reaches top)
Hwoarang- Shut-it Kazama (reaches top)
Wang- I'm too old for this (reaches top)
Michelle- I lost.
Christie- Ok like the like results are like camp Happy Family is like first, Second is like camp Blood Talon, Third is like camp Fluffy and the Two camps who like go to like vote like someone off is like camp Loser and like camp Leftovers!
King- but Roger was the first one up!
Christie- like the like order was like climb the like tree not like jump it
King- This makes Roy very sad
Bryan- This is what I think of your precious Roy (takes Roy and snaps it in half then sets him on fire)
King- (does a girly scream and passes out)
Bryan- Muhahahaha
Kazuya- Damn it he beat me to it
Jin- You really wanted to break that stick that badly?
Kazuya- Its fun to torture others
Christie- Like all you camps go back. I want camp Loser and camp Leftovers to come to were we vote people off
Granuryu- Where's that?
Christie- Like right like over there (points to a little area with chairs all set)
(Both camps sit down)
Christie- Ok like I'll skip to the end and just let you all vote someone but like vote for like your own like camp
(They all go and go threw the voting process)
Christie- Ok like I'll read the first jug from like camp Loser. First like vote Combot. Second like vote is King. Third vote is Combot. Forth vote is King. That's like two for like King and like two for like Combot. And the last vote
Combot- .....
King- Who cares it didn't do anything anyways.
Christie- Combot you are now gone (throws him on a catapult) goodbye (pulls lever and sends Combot flying)
All- Gulp
Christie- Ok like you guys can like leave and now we can like do camp Leftovers!
(Camp loser leaves)
Christie- Ok first vote Michelle. Second vote Michelle. Third vote....and person who must leave Michelle!
Michelle- But you didn't say the other ones!
Christie- Face it like no one like likes you (throws her on the catapult) Goodbye and good riddance! (Pulls lever and sends her flying)
Michelle- I'll get you for this!
Christie- Ok like that like it so like go home and like do like something with like your life ok? And like remember like the like best like pie is like home made!
Author's notes-Ok so that got rid of two people and if Christie's name is spelled wrong then I'm sorry. Anyway I may not get another Chapter up till after the Christmas cause I'm working on another story. Well if any suggestions send them and don't forget to review ok?