A Series of Not So Fortunate Events- 12 The Stupid Stereo
by Anthony and Lydia P[redacted 12-7-2013] and Robyn Evaldi
Dedicated to some guy in a pizza shop in Florida, Germany.
Disclaimer: I don't own the SoUE books, nor do my brother or my friend. We do, however, posess a very strange sense of humor. NOTE: Tony and Robyn do most of the storyline. I handle censorship and editing.
"Mr. Poe will be coming at 7:00 P.M. and nothing you can do can stop him! Oh and in case you forgot, I have a concert at 6:25 P.M., Violent," said Oil Change (I hate to say it but I must now always call him that until the Baudelaires, if they do, find out otherwise.), grinning.
The Baudelaires were told to pack their bags in their rooms and locked in, having no one to talk to. Not even their siblings. Violent tied her back hair into a ribbon and thought hard. Then, she had an idea. She took 4 cups from the counter by her bed. Then she added her hair braids on them. Next she hollowed out her braids and taped them to the cups. She yelled, "Duck" and shot a hole through all 3 of their rooms.
She threw the cups out of her walls into the separated rooms and said through it that they had to quickly find out what Count Shuttheheckup's plan was.
Eventually they knew that he would take them to the concert, avoid autographs and then run out to Liechtenstein.
Dun dun duuunnnnn... so? You like? You no like? Review!