Vending Machines-Tales of a Muggelific(?) Life
Disclaimer: This is just a weird fanfic that i wrote-well it's not really a fanfic-erm, it's just a list I guess, of what the characters in Harry Potter would get from a "Muggle" Vending Machine..
Note:Most of these snacks I made up myself. XP Boy, am I creative.
Harry Potter
Lays Potato Chips-the Classic Kind.
-wrinkles nose- "This smells like.."
Snape: IT SMELLS LIKE OIL YOU DORK! THAT'S 10 POINTS OFF GRYFFINDOR!
Ron Weasley
Crispin' Spiders
"Should buy..or not to buy.." shudders It's A SPIDER! -cafeteria shakes-
Hermione Granger
Intelligence Cookies-Made out of naturally booseberryish berry, and INTELLIGENCE MARBLES! DON'T EAT THE MARBLES OR ELSE YOU'LL CHOKE ON THEM!
"Uh.. i'm intelligent enough to know to stay away from those cookies."
Fleur Delacour
French Cookies- made in the USA
"Those arrr verrrry faaake. eeet is an eeensult toooo fraance."
Snape
Potions Cookie- "you will turn into a frog if you eat these!"
"Arrr.. let me take one-no trouble."
-one of his legs vanishes-
ARGH! MY LEG!
-comes back as a frog leg-
Fleur comes around to examine it. "We eeeeaat frooogg lllleeeegs in fraaance."
AHHHHHHHHHH! -runs out of cafeteria-
Cedric Diggory
Deathies- Somewhat skittleish-will make you die when you eat them.
"Pah, i need those. Wait..i'm already dead.."
Seamus
Red Hots- BURN YOURSELF UP! XP ENJOY!
"Uh.. i'll stay safe and.. -eats one- AHHHH! -burns up- "Is this the replay of my potions class in first year?" (from the movie XP)
Cho Chang
The Broomstick Biscuits-will make you levitate high in the air until you fall down the chimmney.
-levitates- mmm, i wanted some- drops down chimmney more of those, NOT!
-falls and everyone hears her talking-
I guess the rest will go to Santa Claus as a punishment. (get it, they're all ashed up. XP)
Draco Malfoy
The Backfiring You'll be the Best Crackers-If you're smart/stupid (holographic typing or smart and stupid, you won't/will (holographic typing for won't and will) be the best/worst (holographic typing for best and worst)
-waves wrapper around- I guess i'm smart and eating them. I'll be the best! (it really landed on worst) -eats- Mmmm.chocolate...-VANISHES- AHHHHHH! -looks in mirror-
I LOOK THE WORST! -runs before anyone sees him-