Disclaimer: I do not own DOA. (crap....)
Day 2
Team Baka
Helena yawned. "Good morning everyone!" she sang in her usual happy voice. Ayane groaned and covered her head. "This is gonna be a looooong 15 weeks" she thought.
"No, no, I want the pink purse. THE PINK ONE!!" Jann Lee yelled in an unusually high voice, still asleep. "Oh, my, god" Ayane muttered.
"SOMEONE WAKE UP THE INSANE GAY!" she yelled. Helena began gently shaking his arm but to no avail.
"Move imbecile!" Ayane said sternly to Helena as she shoved her out of the way and landed her heel on Jann Lee's face, nearly breaking his skull. Helena shrieked.
"HOLY SHIT!" Jann yelled at the top of his lungs, jumping up. Ayane stomped back to her so called 'bed'.
Team Oroka
Hitomi woke up to someone yelling "holy shit". 'Sounded like Jann Lee' she thought. 'Good' a smile slowly took over her face. She rubbed her eyes, stretched, and walked outside. She wasn't the only one awake. There he was, the 350-pound-pusher Leon himself, fully covered in camouflage, including his painted face. Hitomi rolled her eyes.
"Leon, we're not in a war. You don't need to dress up like that."
"Yes I do" he replied, shifting his eyes around as if expecting a battalion to jump out from behind on of the bushes. "They're everywhere." he whispered cocking his gun.
Hitomi stared at him then finally went back in the tent. "Leon has gone mental." she told Kasumi who was finally awake and sitting up, combing her long hair. "Wasn't he always?" she asked.
They had breakfast, then went to read what the only piece of paper said inside the demolished crate.
Meanwhile, team Baka was having breakfast, or should I say, Ayane was having breakfast. Helena was bandaging Jann Lee's cracked skull while he laid on the ground unconscious. Ayane chuckled.
Finally, after Helena finished and ate the inch-long-bit-size trout breakfast. Jann Lee jumped to his feet and yelled in a high voice. "My butt lives!" then fell back and went unconscious again. Ayane burst out laughing.
1 hour later...
Ayane busted open the crate to find one small paper laying in the bottom. "Stupid Yuki."Ayane thought.
"Oh, you got it open already?" Helena said looking up from filing her nails.
Ayane glared hard at her. And Helena sat back down. Jann Lee moaned. "Aaah, the gay-man decides to wake up?" Ayane snickered. He didn't say anything, just stumbled over to the nearest log to sit down
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scene swap
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"Near to you, yet far away, above something, below something, find this first and your team finds immunity."
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?" Hitomi said, confused.
"Maybe something in the water....ya know, above the ocean floor but below the sky." Kasumi started.
"I think we should get going. They're everywhere." Leon said handing Kasumi and Hitomi guns the size of an elephant.
"Looks like we're on our own." Hitomi whispered to Kasumi who instantly started rolling with laughter.
After waiting around for Kasumi to stop laughing, Hitomi led Kasumi as they walked around the island, trying to find anything that would match the riddle. Leon was off shooting at his invisible enemy army. Finally, Hitomi perked up. "I know what it is!"
Meanwhile—Team Baka read the riddle, Jann Lee passed out and kept yelling things about pink purses, Helena kept shrieking and practicing her awful singing, and Ayane kept banging her head against trees until all the coconuts fell off of them. Finally, Ayane walked over to Jann Lee....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jann Lee let out the biggest yell anyone had ever heard as Ayane continued to smash his crotch into the ground. "Shut up you imbecile!" she yelled. Helena shrieked again. Finally she stopped. Jann Lee groaned and Ayane stomped off to figure out the riddle so she could get off this damned island with these two bakas.
7 hours later...
"Got it!" Ayane yelled as she walked back. "They gave us matches."
Awkward silence.....
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scene swap
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10:30pm–Team Oroka
"Shit." Hitomi muttered.
Kasumi yawned. They came back to see Leon still fully armed and hiding behind a bush aiming his gun from left to right.
"Good night Leon." Hitomi and Kasumi said almost in unison.
"Good night ladies." Leon popped up and said with a gigantic smile on his painted face. But instantly went back to his battle position.
"Idiot....."
Hehe.....I was bored.......remember, you were warned! Lol.....plz R&R...