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/wow! I actually could think something up! After all those months of writers block and too much homework and no time! Well, I warn you that this chapter may not be as funny as the others.....don't say I didn't warn you.../

Day 3

Team Oroka–Kasumi, Hitomi, Leon

Rapid fire awoke Kasumi and Hitomi bright and early, against their will. Normally, they were able to sleep in till at least 9, but no....Leon had to see his invisible battalion right at 5:30 AM. Hitomi was pissed. She had tried to be at least a little nice to Leon, despite his obvious mental problem. But this time, she snapped. "What the fuckin hell are you doing you.....you....." Hitomi couldn't find a word ugly, horrid, and stupid enough to describe him, so she had to settle for.. "Freakish bastard!!! It's only 5:30 and we have to be at the meeting at noon!! LET US SLEEP YOU MORON!!!!!"

"Well, gee..." Leon replied with a confused look on his fat face, "I thought you would want......me.....to.....protect....you....." and with that he burst into tears. Hitomi rolled her eyes.

She started to walk towards the camouflage heap, ready to kick the baka in the face. Unfortunately, half way towards him, she fell into quick sand. At that instant, Leon jumped up and started laughing evilly in a strangely deeper voice than his own.

"Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! You imbecile! You fell for my 'stupid' act!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Now with you out of the way, I can rule the world!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Hitomi and Kasumi looked at each other and then Kasumi jumped towards him and began giving him major blows to the crotch. Not that she needed to give him more than one, he fell to his knees after the first, but she figured it didn't make a difference.

-----eventually-------

He gathered the strength to stumble to his feet, still with his knees together. "Where am I?" he asked in a freakishly high voice that Hitomi and Kasumi didn't think possible. To them, it was almost like a dog whistle. "Holy Shit" Kasumi gasped in amazement. (Referring to the high voice) Then she continued to heave him off the cliff into the crock infested waters.

Brushing her hands while walking back to Hitomi, she remarked, calmly, "We have to get to the meeting soon" she said as she pulled her out of the sand. They began to make breakfast when they started enjoying the screams and crunches coming from the lake.

"High Five"

Team Baka–Ayane, Jann Lee, Helena

/ I couldn't think of anything, so, on with the meeting X-X/

Meeting

"Well everyone," Yuki began, still uneasy with the thought in the back of his head that Ayane was going to kill him, "as you all know, someone has to be voted off today, and that will be decided by the capabilities of the people sitting around this fire."

Kasumi sat there, still waiting for Yuki to stop saying 'blah blah blah' over and over.

Hitomi was staring into space in her own world.

Leon, cough wasn't there.

Ayane sat plotting fierce and torturous evil against Yuki, rubbing her together.

Helena sat there as always, filing her fingernails.

And Jann Lee.....well......let's just say, something 'very unfortunate' happened to him, /thanks to our favorite plotter and killer.......--drumroll--....... Ayane! big twist huh?/

Anyway, Yuki kept explaining the rules, none of the contestants actually listening...some people caught something about tagging....maybe it was that.....some people caught something about a person "it". Anyways, point is none of them were listening, and Yuki )conveniently enough( didn't notice that he was amongst all women. O-O

/sorry, no yaoi the guys in this story were just too dumb/

And the reason? He was amongst some phyco-crazed lunatics. "So, everyone ready?" --cricket--

"You bastard! You brought us fuckin' all the way out to this fuckin' deserted place for no reason!" Ayane piped up at last. Soon, everyone agreed. )Except for Helena and her fingernails( they started cracking their knuckles and coming slowly towards him.

Ayane was almost about to hyperventilate when she saw people agreed with her. /Strange for her isn't it O-O/ Yuki continued to slowly back away, tripping over anything and everything that was in the way. "Heh, maybe we could talk this over with a 'nice cup of tea'? Aren't girls supposed to like that? Heh..."

Everyone kept coming at him, actually, faster now....he kept trying to think of a way he could escape but his mind was drawing a blank. crack smash crunch There goes his head. The girls were finally having some fun.

TBC....

/isn't it supid? Don't say I didn't warn you
my apologies to Sagistar, I couldn't think of any way to have hide and seek was planning on it, but I had already made the guys too dumb to continue XD/