Silv: Eeeee hee hee hee!!! (poking at InuYasha's ear, making it twitch each time)
InuYasha: (growling under his breath) Do you mind?
Silv: Nope…(poke, twitch)
InuYasha: Well I do!!!
Silv: That's a shame…(poke, twitch) Heehee!!!
Kagome: (getting jealous) Uh, I think you should stop, Silv. You've been poking his ears for three hours straight.
Miroku: Personally, I don't know why he's allowed her to for even two seconds. Maybe he has finally become a man.
Inu cast: Excuse you? Hentai…
Miroku: So misunderstood…(Scoots over to Sango)
Sango: Maybe you should stop, Silv. InuYasha is really starting to get angr----EEEE!!!! (SLAP!) HENTAI!!!!
Silv: Okay! (crosses off 'poke Inu's ears for three hours' on her Things to do before I die list) Check off this one, and start this one! (sees 'cling to Sesshy for as long as he will allow before inflicting serious harm' and sets timer on her watch) Begin!
Shippou/Rin: (watch Silv leap at Sesshomaru, holds onto him for exactly five seconds before she gets blasted of with his poison claws)
Silv: (twitching and has swirly eyes) Medic… (comes to) Oh yeah! Before I pass out due to poisoning, I want to thank you all for reviewing! I makes me happy! And unfortunately, I can't enjoy them at the moment. Need a DOCTOR!!! (passes out)
Ever After
Ch. 2
"I am through with patience." The calm, but deadly Sesshomaru, demon king of the West, walked quickly down the corridor, with his mortal mate chasing after.
"I know, Sess!" Rin cried, "But he's only a boy!" She tried to reason with the demon, but he didn't even turn his head when he answered; he was defiantly angry this time, though his calm attitude didn't show it.
"He is older than you, Rin. Stop protecting him."
"He may just be my brother-in-law, but I think of him as a son, Sess. You can't tell me not to defend him. You are being unreasonable, and he has a right to object to this arrangement!"
"Object is one thing, but smashing a table, and ripping tapestries as he walks by them are entirely different matters." He continued stalking down the hallway, but slowed up for the sake of his wife, who may be with-child. She really made him worry, sometimes. Hell, not sometimes, all the time.
"You would lose your mind as well, if you if you found out you were betrothed to some foreigner! He doesn't love her!"
"Love is a fool's hope. What does love have to do with anything…" He faltered as he caught his wife's glare. "…in an arranged marriage?" he finished.
"It is not your life it's his!" she shouted, as they reached the husuma-screen doors of her brother-in-law's room.
"It is not his choice, nor your business woman!" he said sharply, but cooled instantly as he felt the heated glare shot his way. He opened the door and went straight for the empty bed.
"InuYasha, wake up!" he roared, and ripped back the blankets, exposing a cluster of pillows, cleverly set to look like a body. "Dammit!" Sesshomaru noticed the broken window, and sighed.
"Oh," Rin came up next to him- her head not even reaching his shoulder- grinning madly. "Looks like he broke that too." Her husband set her a look that sent most everyone one running, save his wife and brother. However, the look only had Rin laughing in victory.
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He was getting tired, after five hours of being on the run, literally; he hadn't stopped yet. InuYasha growled at his weakness. Stupid human blood. Stupid loose father…Maybe he should have gotten one of the demon-horses in his brother's stables? But that wouldn't have been smart. It would have just given the demon-king more reason to hunt his unruly half-brother with more determination. No, not smart at all.
He suddenly stopped and looked around; he knew this place. He was near this Higurashi estate, and even though the samurai had been dead for ten years- died of a stroke- there must still be his famous horses around there somewhere, right? He smirked, praising his brilliance, and leaped over the huge wall bordering the estate.
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She scowled at the wet clothing she was wringing out, as it refused to lose the last of it's water. How she loathed the laundry.
She threw the trousers on the side of the wash-bin and stretched her back. Oh yes, she loathed doing the laundry. She hear a satisfactory pops resounding from her poor spine, and looked around. Why did that stupid river have to be way out here near the fields-which haven't been planted in for five years? Well, she figured, At least it's far away from the house. I would hate to have Kikyo say I missed a sock or didn't wring out the water right…
Kagome was about to start with her annoying chore once again, when she heard pounding hoof beats; she knew which horse they belonged to. Thunder? What's he doing out?
She saw a hooded rider on her father's horse as it became visible through the trees. Thunder was going to be led right past where she was. Kagome smiled; finally something interesting.
She knelt down and picked up a fine rock. She turned to pick up a wet stocking she had yet to wash, and set the rock in the middle of. Hiding behind a tree, she lifted her makeshift weapon and spun it around her head. How she loved using the strange fighting styles her father used to teach her.
The horse and rider were nearly upon her and she timed it just right. They were twenty feet away when she let the rock fly and connect with the hooded-man's head. He cried out and fell backwards off the horse.
"Stupid baka!" she shouted, as she knelt to pick up some more rocks, and flung them at the unfortunate thief. "Your going to pay for stealing my father's horse!" Another rock.
The man tried to take cover behind Thunder, but Kagome chucked stones at his feet, which were plainly visible in sandals. "I'm sorry!" he cried, pathetically. "I was only borrowing it!"
"Borrowing without asking is thievery!" She threw a final rock and it hit the man's head, sending him sprawling onto his back. He rolled over, grumbling loudly, and tossed his hood back, revealing silver hair and warm amber eyes, which at the moment, were blazing. He was handsome, ruggedly so, and she was almost tempted stare at him, if it had been under different circumstances. However, it was not.
She fell to her knees, as her face turned pale as a ghost's. The demon-prince, InuYasha! "Forgive me, lord, I didn't see you!" she was as good as dead.
The hanyou rubbed his bruises. "Yeah? Well, your aim betrays you. You defiantly saw me."
Kagome was ready to curse him. He made a joke! He made a joke at her while she was readying to hear the death penalty. "Milord?" she asked instead.
InuYasha grabbed the horses reins and pulled himself back onto it's back. "I need this horse." No! Not that one!
"We have younger horses, milord. That one is quite old." And my favorite, you---
"This one will do." he replied. He reached into his red haori and pulled out a leather pouch. He dropped it onto the ground before her. "That's so you'll kept you mouth shut. And for the bruises." he added, then rode away.
Kagome looked up after he left, and stared after him. His hair was still free, but before he pulled his hood back up, she saw how the sun reflected on the silver stream; how she disliked him.
She turned her head to see what he dropped in front of her. To keep quite? There had better be something in that bag, or I swear I'll tell everyone in Japan---
She saw the contents and her angry thoughts abruptly halted. Her eyes were so wide she thought they would pop out. Kagome looked back, after the prince, and smiled. One problem was solved…
Silv: Weeee!!!! I'm back and ready to hug S--- (Sesshomaru raises his claws at Silv, she backs off) Uh, I'm ready to hug Shippou, of course. (runs to the kitsune, who was struggling to get free)
InuYasha: That was a pretty dumb captor-thingy.
Kagome: A chapter, not captor. And, no it was not dumb. She portrayed us as strong individuals. Not pathetic beings. (InuYasha stares at her like she had grown a third head)
InuYasha: What?
Kagome: (sighs) We aren't wimps.
InuYasha: Oh. Well I better not be a wimp, or heads are gonna---OWW!!! (golf ball hits his head, falls down Anime style)
Silv: FOUR!!!!!
Miroku: (reading a how to golf guide) You're supposed to say 'four' before you swing.
Silv: Oh…I get it! Four, and before! They rhyme! Four, before, ha ha!!!
Sango: They don't rhyme.
Silv: Oh…well, please review! I love reviews! (Sets a softball on the tee and lifts golf club) FOUR!!!!!!! (swings, softball flies and hits Kaken on the back of his head) HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Please review!
InuYasha: (chucks the golf ball, it hits Silv, knocking her unconscious)