Kakkhan: Giendonese Saiyan Warrior
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball/Z/GT, but I do own Janden, the Laniins, the other races not including Human, the planet Giendon, a few techniques, and a handful of other things that are my creation alone.
A/n: This is it. The end of Cell. YEAH!
It will be a little saddening not to write this any longer, but we're on to bigger and better plans. Although I think that besides the Laurenarena Ring, this chapter might be my best masterpiece in Kakkhan yet. I so loved writing my version of the Cell Games! ;D
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"I have not yet begun to fight!" —John Paul Jones
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Blah = untranslated words in Laniin
{Blah} = translated words from Laniin into Universal*
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Previously on Kakkhan: Giendonese Saiyan Warrior—
Cell stared into the deadly blue-green orbs staring him straight in the eye. The Android was sure now that he was looking at face of Death.
Death, however, didn't really look all that different from the fighter he had been fighting before. Sure, the hair spikes were stiffer, longer, more bronze, and there were more electrical sparks playing all over his clothes, but so what? There was still the same face of neutral indifference, with definitely more spark in the blood-freezing eyes, and the kid still didn't talk that much—so what was the difference?
Cell knew in the next instant. It was only a flash of golden thunder, but Cell commenced the beating of his life in that next second. Kakkhan was here, and he most definitely was in control.
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Demise of Cell
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Cell was being battered to inches of his life. The Android could not believe the damage his body was taking in, but it just seemed to keep on coming. There was no end to this pain.
There was also no way to fight back. Cell's opponent was making definite sure of that. He took advantage of the fact that Cell was off guard and made sure that Cell never recovered it. Currently, Cell's body was serving as a punching bag swinging from almost hitting the ground to reaching a certain peak in midair. When that certain peak was reached, Cell was just punched back down to the ground again. It was a vicious cycle.
After another one of these seemingly "playful" encounters, Cell expected another hit in the back to launch him into midair. Instead he received the full attention of two very lethal boots to his face. He was sent shooting off to the left and sailing into the middle of some very obstructive mountains. The Android whipped through those mountains so fast their collapse seemed like a delayed reaction. Cell kept on going, finally coming to rest about 45 kilometers away from Kakkhan's last kick.
About those mountains, well, they didn't hinder the view of the person staring out from behind them. At last one could see the horizon and admire the rather dusty and far-reaching view Cell's desert could offer. If only the desert weren't so boring.
Kakkhan didn't have to wait long for Cell to make his comeback. As he had feared when he was in SS mode, Cell had been hatching a plan. The plan had been concocted supernaturally through all the pain Kakkhan had been doling out in plentiful numbers. Even when Cell could regenerate, the chance had not existed long as the Demise Glaring combatant opposite him had closed in again. It was another vicious cycle.
As for Cell's plan, the sinister Android came limping back up into the field of battle. He stopped in the middle of it to take his bearings and to squint up at Kakkhan. The "tin can", as Vegeta would later dub his kind, sized up his opponent appraisingly. Kakkhan returned his stare with one of his patented bone-chilling Glares, as he waited for something to happen.
Kakkhan got his answer in 5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
The whole world gasped as Cell laughed. The Android laughed his crazy head off as his body got larger and larger, fatter and more monstrous, and ultimately, uglier and uglier. Kakkhan raised a fine eyebrow at Cell's most gruesome tactic so far, although he did have to say that Cell's appearance was an improvement. It finally matched what Kakkhan was certain was on the inside. Although…
Kakkhan's head snapped higher into Cell's eyes as the immortal realized just what the heck was going on. He could feel that MKakkhan knew it too. MKakkhan handled the information a bit better than his past counterpart, however. The other immortal of the group sent his ki streaming into Earth's crust and spread it out to other areas. MKakkhan couldn't afford to spread out much, but when MTrunks joined him, the range both of these formidable enemies had broadened greatly. A larger area of the Earth was encompassed by this shield both were straining into the ground and a larger area of the Earth would survive.
The mirai pair strengthened the ki barriers with a little help from present-time Kakkhan. Kakkhan then turned his colder-than-ice gaze upon the Android, who was still laughing his barmy head off. (D to Nooka)
"Hahahahahahahah! Think you're so smart now, huh? I shall demonstrate to you now exactly why I'm the perfect being in the universe! I shall blow myself up and take this world with me, then return and blow up millions of other planets to take! This is why you should not have taken up my challenge, protectors of Earth, for I shall activate my self-destructive bomb and take you all with me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!"
Kakkhan just rolled his eyes in impatience. He waited for the Android to pause to take a breath. When Cell did, he was quickly sobered down by Kakkhan's steely voice saying, "Oh shut up, Cell. There's no advantage to your self-destructive bomb. The only things you'll be blowing up today are a few ogres in HFIL. So give it up."
Cell was taken aback by Kakkhan's retort. "What do you mean? Aren't you afraid that I'll be taking your precious planet piece by piece? That is what I'm going to be doing, no matter your words. They are a pitiful way to distract me from my course; they will not work, for I'm blowing up this planet right now!!!!!!!!" Cell started to laugh again, but Kakkhan ignored him. He was more interested in the figure walking out across the desert.
The figure was Goku. Kakkhan was confused as to why Kakkarot would leave the relative safety of the Z-senshi to risk it out here. Especially when he said he'd given up. What was going on here?
The Z-senshi was equally as confused. Yamcha called out to Goku, "Yo Goku! Where're you goin'?"
Goku paused, turned back, waved at Yamcha, and walked on. MKakkhan, though, had an idea of what Goku was going to do, and he didn't like it. MTrunks turned to ask his teacher and best friend what was going on, but he was quickly silenced by the black scowl on said person's face. MKakkhan really didn't like the idea. But there was nothing he could do.
Goku walked, and walked, and walked, until he finally reached Cell's blown up physique. He placed one hand on Cell and two fingers on his forehead. It wasn't apparent to our humans what was going on, but to the Z-senshi, including Kakkhan, it was a horrifying bombshell.
A bombshell that was accompanied by a cry of "Oh no, you don't, Kakkarot!"
Kakkhan lunged forward, faster than lightning, and knocked Goku out of the way. Goku was startled into Instant Transmitting away from the field of danger and to who-knows-where while Kakkhan was stuck with the problem of Cell.
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Kakkhan, while he was knocking Goku away, also punched into Cell's stomach. This, of course, caused a mega-gigantic explosion to erupt. Luckily, the insight of MKakkhan and MTrunks prevented any of Cell's explosion from damaging and reaching past any of Earth's crust. The surface, on the other hand, was not quite so lucky. The areas beyond the reach of the site of the Cell Games were unaffected, but the desert was scarred beyond belief. **
Smoke, dirt, huge and tiny bits of rock, cacti, and largish pieces of what appeared to be green skin?, blasted from the epicenter of the explosion. They whipped at/by/around/onto everything else. Everything else included the Z-senshi and our humans. A few of our humans couldn't hold on long enough and were caught up in the desert storm caused by the explosion. The desert storm carried them far and away from the Cell Games site. It is known not where they landed, but we'll get back to that in just a moment.
Piccolo was the first to recover from the massive eruption. He struck his cape down and stared furiously into the frothing smoke. His sharp black eyes stared desperately for any signs of life, but the smoke was too stubbornly opaque to yield them. The Namekian cursed irritably at the smoke and settled down to wait for it to clear. It was futile to search for the boy's ki, so all he could do was wait. As he was doing.
The rest of the Z-senshi slowly followed, MKakkhan and MTrunks leading the group in recovery. They stood silently atop their great monolith and braced themselves for the worst.
A roar startled them out of their desperate reverie. They searched frantically again in the smoke, but it was still too opaque. But sounds of renewed battle were heard within the haze that still possessed the land.
Suddenly Cell flew out of the smoking ruins. He turned to meet the furious gaze of Kakkhan and met his oncoming attack. The attack staggered Cell back, but Cell made up with another one of his own. However, Kakkhan flew in stupendously fast and punched him straight in the gut. The hit was so hard you could hear Kakkhan's fist grinding in between Cell's metal organs.
Kakkhan retracted his arms and flew behind the Android. He then proceeded to tap Cell lightly in the back of the head. Cell tilted forward, caught off balance, and crashed to the ground. There he spit up green sloshing blood up onto the ground, along with another thing.
Android 18.
Kakkhan flew down to Cell and lit into the Android with such speed and hard-hitting anger that Cell coughed up another thing: Android 17. Another thudding punch was rewarded with the human female that Cell had eaten before the Android twins. The total outcome of this forced regurgitation project was that poor Cell retracted in size and in power back to his original form.
The Z-senshi cheered as this happened, but Kakkhan was not so inclined. Cell had another trick up his sleeve, and Kakkhan did not want to see it.
Flying up a bit higher, resulting in his back being directly in the faces of the Z-senshi, Kakkhan formed two blue ki beams in his hands. He linked the two with a fine ki thread that would not break until he told it to. He let them fly at Cell, the blue balls circling around themselves as gravity tried to claim first one ball, then the other. The warrior quickly drew back and slid into a familiar posture and called out familiar syllables.
Cell looked at the hovering ki pair and paled slightly. Whatever this one had up his sleeve, it was not faring well for Cell. Cell swore to himself and thrashed the regeneration power-up through his body. He enlarged in power and size again, back to his perfect form. He managed to consummate this, the perfect form being natural to him enough that he could get to it without the addition of his fellow "tin cans". His confidence boosted once more, Cell turned with a quickly made Kamehameha Wave cupped in his hands.
Only to see a strange fusion of attacks be born. Blue swirling energy burst forth from his hands as Kakkhan's voice said the last syllable needed to form the Kamehameha. The two blue ki balls linked by a blue thread had been hanging in the air for a reason. Although the "Grinasheare Bomb" had not been intended to do this at its creation, Kakkhan had always been clever.
The K-wave crashed into the blue balls circling around each other and fueled the attack onwards. As they did, they fused with each other to create a huge twisting typhoon of blue pure energy. The new blast was actually quite reminiscent of Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon.
The K-wave/G-bomb combination thudded jarringly against Cell's Kamehameha. The beams strained against each other, one taking over the other, and vice versa, before they settled for swaying back and forth in the middle of things. The beams ballooned out into a slender oval about the size of two suburban houses stacked on top of each other. The ki within these beams were at tremendous levels already, but the owners kept on pouring it in.
Kakkhan felt his resolve falter under Cell's surprising resilience. Cell was actually proving to be a match for the immortal, something Kakkhan was not used to. However, it was hardly surprising, since Kakkhan hadn't reached for his maximum through the whole fight. Now, however, Kakkhan was realizing that he shouldn't be holding back anymore. It was time to let go.
"Oh, for the love of Kami." Kakkhan sighed. He sharpened his resolve once more and in so doing bellowed at Cell, Abli tuah Eiranos Giendonius miytu certi! Cell was shocked at the strength of the roar resounding in his already numb ears. Caught off guard by Kakkhan's roar, he staggered back a little bit, but that was all Kakkhan needed.
Drawing from his burnished aura and from reserves he had not known he had had, the immortal pumped more ki and strength into the G-Bomb/K-wave. He managed to get to the last of his rope of controlled power. The power of SS2 beyond this fragile end was raw and uncontrollable. Kakkhan had never gone so high in SS2 power before. It was only so high and uncontrollable-feeling to Kakkhan because Aslib and he hadn't had the chance to go this high before. Not that Kakkhan really cared now.
With a final cry of Kriah Chikyuu-sei! Kakkhan gathered what he could handle of that raw power and sent it streaming gingerly down his arms and out through his hands into his G-bomb/K-wave combo. The ball bulged with the added pressure, pressing down on Cell's last energy. Kakkhan gave another push, and the ball expanded again. Cell shrieked as Kakkhan's boiling energy snapped at his hands and arms. The Android's ki gave out and the G-wave screeched in despicable joy as its outlet was found. Kakkhan's beam roared into Cell's arms and rushed through him, the Grinasheare Bomb taking effect on Cell's outsides little by little as the added strength of the Kamehameha helped to scour away the insides of the metal Android.
Kakkhan refrained from crying out in relief as he finally felt Cell's non-ki leave his head. That buzzing had been quite annoying, and it was finally gone. Of course, there was the other buzzing, 18's, and out in the distance, 17's, but they were pleasant songs compared to Cell's non-ki.
The Grinasheare Wave, as Kakkhan was going to call it from then on, destroyed the remains of Cell's metal carcass. It tapered off as it went on, Kakkhan's strength and blessing leaving with it.
Kakkhan drifted down to Earth and stood there with his arms still stretched out in the K-wave posture. His breathing was heavy and shallow, but his eyes still burned with the fire of the high SS2 power. It disappeared slowly, until there was nothing left but empty exhaustion. That disappeared from view as well as Kakkhan regained a hold of himself and reverted back to his unreadable façade.
The immortal straightened up. His muscles protested vehemently with jolting pain, which Kakkhan ignored as best as he could. He could feel the kis of two of the inferior humans coming to him at speeds surprising for humans. They normally didn't move that fast, especially after a blast like Cell's self-destructive bomb.
Kakkhan turned to face them as they came hurrying up. It was the announcer and photographer pair, no doubt eager to interview the unknown savior who had just done away with the biggest threat to Earth. All in one day, too. The young warrior sighed and prepared himself for the final extension of a very long and tiring day.
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A/n: CELL IS GONE! FINALLY! YES! *Cheers resound from reviewers* WHAHAHAA! *Dances with glee*
OK, so this Cell Games version was a little weird. Like Cell blowing up before he spits out the Gemini Androids, the strange fusion of the Grinasheare Bomb and the Kamehameha, and Kakkhan actually having more power than Gohan at his Cell Games. And the fact that the announcer and the photographer both actually get to interview Kakkhan before he flies off. But the struggle that Kakkhan and Gohan go through is basically the same, right? They both have to let themselves go, only Kakkhan does this alone.
Anybody want to know what the Grinasheare Bomb does? Find out, next chapter (or two).
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* DBZ's Universal language, to me, is not merely a convenient language. I believe it's the metaphoric equivalent of the English language, if not the English language itself. If you have any offensive feelings about this, then simply ignore this. This is my way of thinking, and you are entitled to think differently. Please do not take your feelings out on me.
** From the TV show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, only on the Sci-fi channel.
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SNEAK PREVIEW:
Then of a sudden the immortal warrior felt his Warphole collide with another Warp. Kakkhan didn't speed up, but he did have to hold back from that. Kakkhan's Warphole was more stabilized with the end connected firmly to the other Warp.
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REVIEWER RESPONSES:
Rarity88: OW! *Rubs side* *Points at Rarity* Hahahaha! Nananananana! Haha! :D Ya know, Allati was in this conspiracy too, uh-huh. Hahaha! Oh God that was fun! Of course, being stuck in the side with a massive pin wasn't, but torturing you was! *Snickers evilly* Happy now, though? D
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Question 1) Yes, all they did was call him 'Warrior' in the HTC.
2) No, of course not.
3) Duh
4) Kah-kahn
5) ? Depends on Allati.
6) Yep.
7) Well… They're assuming that Gohan is dead, right? So…
8) They already have, although not directly. Specifically, Chapter Ten, which I can't for the life of me remember the name of. Pathetic, isn't it? I can't remember my own chapter title. That tells me it's been too long.
Sure I'll email you. I updated sooner!
*Looks at above response* Hmm, relatively short response to a relatively long review. Nice. *Polishes nails on shirt*
Nooka: Sure you can call me SP! I'll still go for AAS, tho… What was confusing about Chapter Thirteen? Is Chapter Fourteen confusing too? If so, wait'll you read Chapter Fifteen. Oh boy. Deep sci-fi concept redefinition in that chappie. Hehe Yeah, I like your name, Nooka. Didya like that "barmy" sentence? LOL!
Barmy Brits, here I am! *Trots over to England* Can I meet the royal family? :D
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ADDITIONAL THANKS TO:
Shea Loner, DemonVi, ShadowObscurity, and blue-dove7!
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So what did Kakkhan say in Laniin to Cell before he blasted the Android away? And what the HFIL did I mean in the SNEAK PREVIEW? Find out, next chapter! REVIEW THIS TIME!
Nia furm, ({See ya})
TheShadowPanther and Allati from AASN
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