Cartman sat on his couch. Kyle sat in his room. Stan sat on his ass. In a world where one mistake can cause the end of the universe. Coming this fall, to theaters everywhere, sex, lies, passion, violence. Roger Ebert call it "the years most demented movie". Starring Dick-Head Jones, and Clint Eastwood. "Big hot Moon". Rated G.
Cartman's phone rang.
"Yes, hello. We need more seniors like you" said the man on the phone.
"Oh, kick-ass. I'm going on Survivor!" yelled Cartman.
He ran to Kyle's and Stan was already there. They both got the spot as well.
"It starts in three weeks. We should practise" yelled Stan.
"Ok, I know. The first one to get to China using only a unicycle as mode of transportaion wins!" said Cartman.
"Got to hell" said Kyle.
THREE WEEKS LATER.
"Welcome to Survivor, Pete, Julie, Samantha, Jessica, Penny, Janet, Big H.O.M.O, Stan, Kyle and Cartman. In the next month you will face great challenges overcome extremely hard obsticles, and stay in the luxery of that comfort Inn up the hill" said Jeff, the host.
"Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Penny and Jessica, you will be in the "Stupid Fatass" tribe. "Pete, Julie, Samantha, Janet and Big H.O.M.O, you will be in the "extremely good looking people" tribe.
LATER AT THE STUPID FATASS CAMP:
Penny, the overweight school nurse and Jessica the extrmely muscely gym teacher were trying to make fire.
"No, you guys are supposed to use this lighter fule I found in the camera man's basket" said Cartman.
"I always knew that Penny had a thing for me. Ever since day 1" said Stan to the secret camera.
THE FIRST REWARD CHALLENGE
"Welcome, Stupid Fatass' tribe, extemely good lookings! In this challenge, you will have to strip down to music and dance around this gold pole, for peanut butter. Cartman, you're first now off with those pants" said Jeff.
"Oh, this is dumb" said Cartman.
He stripped off his clothes and spun around the pole, that left Jeff sweating.
"Your tribe wins this cooler full of wet saggy doritos and immunity" said Jeff.
"Oh, hell, Cartman you win" said jeff.
AND CARTMAN DIVED NUDE INTO THE WATER…
THE END!
I know I made you all wait for that terrible chapter, and you probably all hated the ending but I have bad writers block.