Chapter 1:
RAW started off with Edge and Christian in the ring, posing with their tag team titles. Christian grabbed the mic, "For the benefit of those with FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, we will break it down for a five second pose!!!"
They began posing, and the crowd began popping big. Edge took the mic, "Yeah, the great state of New York is pretty useful for two things. The great pizza, and...BEING THE RED SOX'S PERSONAL BITCHES!!"
"Yeah, you're all total reekazoids!" Christian said, "Edge, let's bounce outta here. We got some hottalicious ladies waiting for us."
"Yeah, let's blow this joint. Ya know, like how the Yankees blew the World Series!" Edge laughed, and they both began leaving.
Suddenly, the lights went out, and a fiery pentagram appeared on the Titantron. In an eerie effect, Inferno's face appeared on one side, and Cerebrus's face appeared on the other.
"New York is where you meet your end." Inferno said.
"Yes, thanks to General Managers Eric Bischoff and Shane McMahon, you both have matches tonight. Edge, you shall take on the mighty Inferno. Christian, you will be promoted from Captain Charisma, to Major Mediocrity, because you will be facing me tonight."
"And Edge...your match is NOW."
Inferno's face disappeared. And out he came from the entrance! He rushed the ring, and clotheslined both Edge and Christian. He picked up Christian, and tossed him out of the ring. He turned around, Edge attempted a spear! He instead, bounced off of Inferno. Inferno then gave Edge a big boot. The bell rang, as soon as a referee made it to the ring. Inferno backed Edge into a corner, and choked him. He then told the crowd to "Shhhh." He then chopped Edge's chest as hard as he could. He repeated the process, until Christian got on the apron. The ref went to him, and Edge low-blowed Inferno. Edge took off the padding on the turnbuckle, and rammed Inferno's head into it twice. Inferno stumbled back, and Edge clotheslined him. Pin attempt. 1..2..Inferno kicked out.
Edge got up, and kicked the fallen giant known as Inferno. He picked him up, and ran to the ropes. He hit a flying heel kick on Inferno. Edge then went up to the top rope, and waited for Inferno to get up. Inferno did, and Edge hit a missile dropkick. Edge then went to the corner, and gave a signal. It was spear time. Inferno stumbled to his feet, and Edge ran at him. Inferno countered into a Batista-like spinebuster! They were both down now. Inferno got up, and Christian got on the ring apron. Inferno clotheslined him off the apron, and turned around. Edge speared him! Edge got up, and taunted him. Inferno crawled to his feet, Edge kicked him in the gut. Edge-a-cution!
He made the cover in the center of the ring. 1...2...3. Edge picked up the win. Suddenly, Christian tossed a chair into the ring, and brought in a chair of his own. Inferno was going to be the victim of a con-chair-to, but the lights went out. When they came back on, Cerebrus was on the top rope. He hit a corkscrew 630 splash onto E&C. They fled the ring, and Cerebrus grabbed the mic. "Christian! I'm gonna make you a deal for tonight's match between us! Here it is. If I win, then we get a tag title shot at the next Pay Per View, but if not...then Inferno and I will go to Smackdown, and be out of your faces for good. What do you say?!"
Christian grabbed a mic, "Listen, you gothic son of a bitch! I'm Captain Charisma, not Major Mediocrity! In fact, I accept your match, Lt. Lamewad!"
As they were backing up the aisle, The Hardy Boyz music hit, and out came Matt and Jeff. They both backed up Edge and Christian, until The Dudleyz came out of nowhere, and assaulted The Hardyz. Cerebrus left the ring, and began brawling with Edge, Christian, and the Dudleyz. They quickly overpowered him, until John Cena, Randy Orton, Shelton Benjamin, and Inferno rescued the Hardyz and Cerebrus. Suddenly, out came Vince McMahon.
"Stop that! Stop this foolish crap! Now, here's what is gonna happen tonight, and next week! Tonight, the main event of RAW will be Cerebrus vs. Christian, with 6 lumberjacks! The Dudleyz, Edge, John Cena, Randy Orton, and Inferno! Matt, Jeff, you two will take on Kurt Angle and Triple H tonight. Now, next week is going to be a special Edition of RAW. Here is the match setup. Next week, Edge will take on John Cena. Christian, you face Randy Orton. Bubba Ray Dudley, you face Inferno. D-von, you face Cerebrus. Shelton, you face Kurt Angle. Matt, Jeff, you two will take on HHH in a handicap match!"
Conclusion to Cerebrus vs. Christian.
Christian was setting up for the Unprettier, but...Cerebrus lifted him up, and hit a Vertebreaker! He taunted Christian, and sidestepped a spear attempt from Edge, who obliterated D-von Dudley. Cerebrus hit a Goth Revelation on Edge, and climbed the turnbuckle. 450 splash on Christian! 1,2,3!!! The Brood would have tag title shots at Summerslam! Cerebrus saw all of the lumberjacks brawling, and hit a suicide dive on all of them. Suddenly, Shane McMahon's music hit, and he had a special announcement.
"Since we've got so many people eager to fight it out, I have a special announcement for our current tag champs, and the current number one contenders. I'm afraid it's not just going to be you two teams. This is going to be...Edge and Christian, vs. The Brood, vs. The Hardy Boyz, vs...Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudley Boyz, at Summerslam, in a match known as...Tables, Ladders, and Chairs!"
RAW went off the air with Edge and Christian in absolute fear.
On Smackdown...
Prodigy was on crutches, in the ring, with a microphone in his hand. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have been given this time by General Theodore Long to request an interview with Smackdown's newest superstar. Ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the Straight Edge Revolution, CM PUNK!!"
Out came former worldwide Independent wrestler, CM Punk. He had shoulder-length dirty blonde hair, and was wearing a black jacket that said "Misfitz" on it, and some red shorts with black stripes down the side, which said "Punk" on them. He stepped in the ring, and threw up an X with his arms. His arms were covered in white tape, with a black X on each of them. He turned to Prodigy, and shook his hand.
"Let me be the first to say something to you, Punk. Welcome to the WWE." Prodigy said, "Now, I am here to cut an interview. What are your goals on Smackdown?"
CM Punk took the mic, "I'm here for dominance. I am here to show the world, what Straight Edge is all about!!"
Suddenly, Kane's music hit! Out came the monster! He made his way to the ring, and stared down Punk and Prodigy. Suddenly, Punk pushed Prodigy into Kane, who grabbed him by the throat. CHOKESLAM! Punk then kicked Kane low, and dragged him over to the turnbuckle. Pepsi Plunge! (Top Rope Pedigree.)
Punk then grabbed a mic, "THIS...IS...STRAIGHT EDGE!!" He threw up the X, as Paramedics came out to check on Prodigy.
Later that night, Vince McMahon addressed the Prodigy situation. "Ladies and gentlemen, you all witnessed an injured man get viciously assaulted. I regret to inform you, that Prodigy is hereby BANNED from appearing on WWE Television, indefinitely. I'm sorry Prodigy, but I cannot risk a lawsuit because you wanted to keep going in the ring."
Later that night, Anthony was at the doctor, checking on his neck. He sat down, and the doctor looked at the X-rays.
"Well, I got some news...I want you to thank Mr. Glenn Jacobs, that chokeslam apparently popped something into place in your neck, and now you just need to rehab your ACL. You'll need to keep a soft brace on for just a week though, for precaution."
Anthony grinned, "Damn...thanks doc!" He shook the doctor's hand, and the next morning, he was at his home in Tampa, Florida. He smiled, as he saw his home again. It had been a while. (A week!!) He unlocked the door, and walked (With the assistance of crutches) to his computer. It was a kickass computer.
Black Dell Tower, 2 GB DDR RAM, 200 GB Hard Drive, 3.23 GHZ Processor Speed, Windows XP Professional, 8 USB Ports, 10/100 Ethernet Connection, Black 17 inch LCD Monitor, Hi-speed Intel HP printer (20 pages per minute Black and white, 14 pages per minute color) and the ability to run Doom 3 on the maximum video settings. (Which...is fuckin' awesome!)
He sat down at his computer and began surfing the internet. He decided to have fun with an AIM Bot known as SmarterChild.
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He signed out of AIM, and was about to play some "World of Warcraft" when his phone rang. He picked it up, "City Morgue! You kill 'em, we chill 'em!!"
"Is this Anthony Carey, also known as WWE Superstar Prodigy?"
"Um...yeah."
"Hello, we would like for you to make an appearance at a Ring of Honor show. This is Chris Lovey, ROH announcer."
"Yeah, I know who you are. I order DVD's from you guys all the time."
"That's great. So, would you like to make a multi-show appearance for us? As you know, Paul London has returned to Ring of Honor, and we'd like for you to be his manager, and we'll bring up your past New Ministry work together."
"Let me see...did you already contact Vince McMahon about it?"
"Yes we did, and it appears that he has you in a "Banned from WWE" storyline, so it's up to you."
"Well...sure, count me in. When's the next show?"
"It's on Saturday, at 7:00 pm sharp. Be at the Minnesota Armory at 5:00."
"Will do, Chris. See you then."
"Thanks for your time."
"No problem."
Anthony hung up, then smiled. He then got down to playing "World of Warcraft."