Author (who is me because I am the author) = hello and welcome to the most horrific, scariest...

Little voice inside author= you...you lied to me(sob) you said(sob) this was going(sob) to be humorous(sob), but...I just can't believe you(sob)you actually lied(sob) to your little voice inside you(sob).

Author=I...I...I'm sorry(breaks down and cries)it is going to be humorous(or not because I'm not that funny) but anyways....Hello and welcome to the most COMPLETELY AND UTTER RANDOMNESS(people chant "hooray for complete and utter randomness"), most humorous(or not), and the most .....I can't think of another word to put here. This story is about FoMT where Jack goes into the cave and winds up....I can't tell you it would ruin the plot. (some guy from out of nowhere pops up)

Some guy from out of nowhere that popped up=there is no plot to this story, because I read into the future with my handy-dandy thing that reads stories before they are written.

Author=how is that possible? You'd have to read my mind first and people don't read my mind because well..... I don't very much have one."...." And go away I didn't want you (takes him puts him in a bottle and buries him then he sprouts and he became known as some guy in a bottle that sprouted.) As I was saying before this is my first fanfic so criticism, remarks, and good things are what I need. If this story has already been made before please tell me.

Chapter 1-Jack and the cave

One summer day Jack stepped outside and heard his dog talk to him.

Jack=YAY DOGGIE CAN TALK

Doggie=barkbarkwoofwoof (no I can't it's just your imagination)

Jack=NOOOO my imagination will never take over me NEVER muahahahahahahah. (But his imagination does take over and everything he sees is a funny color)Whoa a green piece of corn, Whoa a blue doggie, WHOA IT'S A RED TOMATO.

Author= (comes out to his farm and hits him on the head with his fishing rod) TOMATOES WERE ALWAYS RED YOU IDIOT.

Jack=no their not, their supposed to be brown, that's how mine are.

Author=I'm not buying food from you ever. (I leave by kicking up dust and running away, but then I trip ten feet in front of him)

Jack=where'd he go?

Doggie=bark (you idiot, your blind aren't you?)

Author= (mole people come and take me away)

Jack=YAY, groundhogs, YAY (gets hit on the head from a random mole person)

Random Mole Person=I'M NOT A GROUNDHOG!!!

Doggie=woof woof (why am I with him)

So jack then decided he wanted to go to the mine, so he goes down by the lake and tries to go out there.

Jack=(runs into invisible wall that blocks him from going out there)OUCH that hurt(he tries it again 6 more times)OUCH, why can't I go out there why?

Author=because its summer and the lake ain't frozen plus that's not what happens in this story.

Doggie=bark woof (how did you get away from the mole people?)

Author=I used my awesome most awesomest author powers that everyone else had but not me, but now I do YAY!!!!

Doggie=barkbarkwoof (like what?)

Author=like having a shovel appear and digging my way out of the earth's core. (Kicks up dust again and runs but doesn't trip)

Jack=(finally figures out he can go out there after about 5 more tries, then he goes to the other cave) YAY rocks their yummy you know(tries to eat it but breaks all his teeth except one)ouch(author enters again)

Author=you really are an idiot because you can't eat rocks unless you're a goron (jack rolls up into a ball and goes to sleep"you need to play Zelda games to know what gorons are"then jack just starts rolling away) I think we should end the story here. Please review and if you want to join the story please tell me. I'll try to put more people in. so please read the next chapter when it is made (if it is made)