10 Things that Never Happened to Anya . . . or Did They?
A Multi-fandom / Buffy: The Vampire Crosssover
By Teri

Summary: Anya has had a long life and has done a lot of interesting things. Drabble collection featuring Cheers, Cupid, Star Trek: DS9, Stargate, MacGyver, Highlander, Angel, Family Ties, Charmed, and Greek Mythology.

An answer to the "Twisting the Hellmouth" challenge #389. Directions: Write 10, 100-word drabbles. The subject is Ten Things That Never Happened To Insert Name Here. Each different drabble should be a crossover with another fandom. You can crossover with any fandom you want, as long as you don't repeat fandoms within the same character.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with the owners or creators of Anya or any other story or character mentioned. No harm is intended to the copyright holders. This story was written purely for my own amusement and hopefully the enjoyment of others.

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Drabble #1: Cheers
PG-13 – Word Count 160

Anya hadn't wanted to stay and see another ascension especially now that she was mortal. She wanted to get as far away from Sunnydale, California as she possibly could. So she went to the other end of the country.

Now, she was in a bar, a bar in Boston.

The bartender walked over to her. "What can I get you sweetheart?"

"Sweetheart?" Anya looked at him. He wasn't bad looking. He wasn't Xander, but he would do. "I want orgasms. Can you give me orgasms?"

The bartender looked at her in surprise before smiling at her. "Better than most."

The bartender hopped over the bar and put his arm around her, "name's Sam Malone."

Anya looked at him closely before smiling. She knew his name. Everyone in her line of work knew his name. "I know. I granted the wish that caused you to lose your hair."

He looked at her in confusion as she pulled him out the door.