10 Things that Never Happened to Anya . . . or Did They?
A Multi-fandom / Buffy: The Vampire Crossover
By Teri
Summary: Anya has had a long life and has done a lot of interesting things. Drabble collection featuring Cheers, Cupid, Star Trek: DS9, Stargate, MacGyver, Highlander, Angel, Family Ties, Charmed, and Greek Mythology.
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Drabble #2: Cupid
(The 90's short-run TV series)
PG-13 – Word Count 163
Xander had just left her at the altar. Anya had to get away. Before, she knew it she found herself in a bar in Chicago.
The bartender walked over to her, "What can I get you?"
"Orgasms," it worked in before.
"Right, Trevor it is one of yours!"
Trevor bounced over to her. "Love is in the air. What can I get you? Blonde or Brunette?"
Anya looked up at him recognition lit her eyes. "Cupid?"
"Anyanka. It has been a while."
"What are you doing here in this bar?"
"Being the Greco-Roman god of love for 3,000 years has prepared me for what? Desk job at Hallmark? I'm mortal I serve drinks. You?"
"I make money, lovely, pretty money. Will you give me orgasms?"
"No sex with the humans while I am in exile."
"I may be mortal again, but I am still not quite human."
"Really?" Cupid grinned.
Somewhere one of Cupid's beads slipped over marking the union of another couple.