The story opens up with Nick sitting at a desk in the cave under a
spotlight.
N=Hello my name was Nick but it was changed after I was put in the story it
is now Karlminion and this is my advertisement
(advertising voice)
Hey are you tired of just reading fanfics if you are come on down to
Karlminion's interactive fanfic thingie majjigger (is that how you spell
that?) you say what he should do in your review with the options at the end
of the chapter (like those books where you turn to certain pages and you
follow the story the way you want but in this you just write what he should
do next) to get there you click on his name in the reviews and find the
story there.
(scene goes back to Km (Karlminion) sitting at the desk)
Km=and now for something completely different a man with a tape recorder up
his nose
(scene goes to the author and he's wearing gloves)
A= (sticks finger up nose) (tape recorder plays) Hello and welcome back to
my story I would like to thank the reviewers for reviewing I put the
advertisement in because just go read the reviews to see. His story is a
Zelda story for all you Zelda fans out there. This tape recorder thing and
the desk thing and the something completely different thing belong to Monty
Python's Flying Circus (don't own em). A funny funny FUNNY and random show.
(takes finger out of nose)(voice stops)
A= (takes off gloves and burns them) I left you guys a nice cliffhanger
didn't I. You guys want to know what happened during the fight. Well there
was uppercuts, low punches, high punches, lefts, rights, jabs, piledrivers,
chokeslams, body slams, every move you see in wrestling, boxing, swimming,
running, tae kwon doe, karate, shotokhan, judistu (is that how its
spelled), and author powers (which I took away after the fight so they
can't do anything now muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough
cough hahahahahahahahahaha hack hack hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok
I'm done.
The person who won the fight was........drumroll please(you hear the lousiest
drumroll ever it sounds like a bunch of hurt people banging on rocks)good
drumroll ................
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(opens an envelope from nowhere) the winner is Km because he is the only
one that reviewed. I would also like to thank Chrae Neko, Mika-sama, and EG
Legacy for putting me on their fav. list and I would like to thank Kijo-
san, Mika-sama, and Chrae Neko for putting me on their author alert watch
list. On with the story.

Chapter 5 The Pain
Disclaimer: I own me and bus and..........nothing else

BNV=when we last left off everyone was in a fight....
CN=take this
CB=how 'bout an uppercut
Km=PILEDRIVER!!!
J=ow HELP ow ME ow HELP!!!!!!!!!
KS=here's a chokeslam
H=I knew judistu peple
All=how does that help if you knew it?
H=(using what he knows about judistu) take that
FF=I know shotokhan
All=what?
FF=I don't know
(CN and Km get into their own fight and it looks like those toys where
their heads pop up when they get hit)
A=oh my Chrae Neko's head popped up, oh nope its back in place
Fastforward
(fights over)
A=well the fight is over and Km won, hey how did you guys get those
bandages we don't have a first aid kit down here.
(scene goes to a bunch of people all bandaged up or has casts on them
walking or limping or being pushed in a wheelchair[I have no idea where
this stuff came from!])
readers=why don't you help them?
A= cause they haven't reviewed in a while so I am being mean to them
Readers= (giving him the evil eye)
A=ok ok I'll help them(makes their cuts, bruises, sprains, broken bones,
fractured bones, and out of place spines heal)
Readers=thank you (leave)
A= (puts them back the way they were) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
J=where are we going?
H=to thi fare
J=really? YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!
H=no
J=awwwwwwwww where are we really going?
Km=to the lake
J=really? YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!
Km=no
J=awwwwwwwww but WHERE ARE WE REALLY GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!
All=OUT OF THIS CAVE
J=oh ok
All=(annoyed face)(grrrrrrrr quickedit grrrrrrrrr)
J=(happy face)
All=(annoyed face)
J=(happy)
All=(annoyed)
J=(happy)
All=(annoyed)
J=(happy)
A=stop that you guys are scaring me (scared face)
All=no your mean(annoyed face)
(a car goes in front of everyone with a house driving it)
ALL=(freaked out face)
J= hey lets split up so we can find the exit faster
All=ok
CB=what are we doing
ATG (all the girls) =JUST FOLLOW US
CB=ok
(so all the boys go one way and all the girls go another way)
A=lets check on the girls first
(scene goes to the girls walking and walking and walking and walking and
walking)
A=that was boring lets check on the guys
(scene goes to the guys walking and walking and walking and walking and
walking)
A=their boring to
(a loud crash is heard)
J=what was that?
H=a loud crash
J=no the other thing
Km=what other thing?
J=must have been my imagination, no I can't let you take over me
noooooooooooo!!!!!!
ATB= (scoot away from him)
Doggie=bark (he has gone to the.....I Side)
J= (looks at everyone) (gets hungry look in his eyes) (looks at Km) come
here you big juicy steak (looks at H) come here you finger lickin' good
chicken (looks at doggie)
D=woof (WHERE ARE ALL THE ROCKS!!!)
H=we atem all when we are hungry
Km=then how are we going to get him out of this?
H=we don't
Km=RUN FOR YOUR LIVES JACKS GONE CANNIBLISTIC AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ATG=what was that?
KS=I don't know lets keep going
ATG=ok
A=what's going on here?
H=jacks gone cannibalistic
A=you mean he eats plants?
Km=know he only eats animals
H=no it means he eats (truck goes by and honks his horn).
A=you mean he eats (another truck goes by)
Km= yes he eats (a clown goes by honking its nose)
A=wow who knew Jack could eat (gulp) clown wigs
(Jack is sitting there eating the wig from the clown that came by)
A= (goes over there and knocks him out with his drink coaster)
A=now I must leave (does his usual thing and trips and is taken by the mole
people again)
(scene goes to the girls)
CN=I've been wondering what was that crashing noise
FF=a crashing noise
KS=it was the mole people
CB=I thought it was the cave collapsing
FF=I thought it was a crashing noise
ATG=it was a crashing noise but we want to know what crashed
FF=why didn't you just say so
ATG=we did
FF=it was a thing that crashes
ATG=(annoyed face)
FF=(happy face)
ATG=(annoyed)
A=stop that I'm getting scared (partially scared face)

A=hey why hasn't bus bothered me much (looks in back of head and sees bus
sitting on a couch watching satellite T.V.)hey where did you get satellite
T.V.?
Bus=ummmm....the internet
A=ok
(scene ends with bus and the author watching T.V.)
BNV=will anyone find out what the crash was, will anyone find out how bus
really got satellite T.V., and will anyone figure out how he got the
internet. Tune in next time on Jacks Fun Day in the Cave.
A=if anyone in my story (CN, CB, KS, FF, H, Km) would like to place an ad
of one of their stories please tell me in a review, e-mail, or IM.