The scene opens up with the author and bus still watching TV at the mole people lair home cave type thing. Then the BNV says, "The story is starting" to the author. "Oh, whoops sorry I was watching TV" "We all know that" "Oh, ok then hello and welcome back readers if you are reading this chapter it means you either actually like this story or you are bored and you just felt like reading on I would like to thank all our reviewers..."Bus says, "We had no reviewers." "Oh, yeah." He goes into the fetal position and starts rocking back and forth saying, "I'm so alone." "Well he's not doing anything soon so I'll finish the intro, we are now writing like this because the way we had it was not allowed here at and Km interactive story has been removed if you want to know why go to his profile. We still take ads from people in our story to put in our story. Please enjoy our story. Thank you and come again.
Chapter 6: the internet
Disclaimer: I do not own the internet, satellite TV, harvest moon, or the people in the story. If I did I wouldn't be here writing this.
The BNV says, "When we last left off everyone split up into groups." In the girls group FF starts talking, "What was that crashing noise?" KS says, "What crashing noise?" "The crashing noise from last chapter." All of them say, "WE DON'T KNOW!!!" CN says, "Why is she starting to act like Jack." They all think. CB says, "I got it! Jacks stupidity is contagious." All of them say, "IT IS!?!?! AHHHHHH." They start running around in n-gons (n is any number you want) Bus says, "Lets check on the guys." They are running around in dodecahedrons and through the air because Jacks stupidity went to them faster.H says, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is fun running in decahedrons." Km says, "We are running in Dodecahedrons." "Really? That's even more fun. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This is fun. This is fun." Bus says, "Oh no their losing to the I Side EVERYBODY RUN!!!" A random person named everybody starts running in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-gons
(That's a lot of sides) "Ok, now EVERYONE ELSE RUN!!!!" Another random person named Everyone Else starts running with everybody. "grrrrrr, I mean Km, KS, CB, CN, H, and FF RUN!!!!!" All of them say, "Ok" and they start running around in whatever shape they were running around in. Bus sighs. "Sigh" You don't say sigh you just sigh wait oh no Bus is catching jacks stupidity. "I am?" He brings out a baseball mitt. "Wait I can fight the stupidity all I need is the internet (dun-dun-dunnnnnnnn)" some person says, "Gasp, The internet?" "Yes the internet, with its net surfing abilities I will find a cure for the stupidity virus." He gets on there and starts playing games. If you were wondering what happened to me I am still rocking back and forth. Typing this somehow. So then Bus starts reading stories at "Hahaha OMG that was a good one." BNV slaps Bus and says, "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FINDING A CURE FOR THE STUPIDITY VIRUS!!" "I am? Oh yeah. Whoops. I'll do it right now." He goes to google and writes great PC games to play. BNV comes in, slaps him again, and types cure for stupidity virus.So bus starts reading and he finds out the cure is for you to (gulp) feed them cherry flavored pepto bismal. Oh the horror. Oh it's so inhumane. It's so torturous. And dangerous and disgusting. (I've never had it so I don't really know if it is disgusting) So he orders 50 crates of pepto bismal. A delivery truck goes by and drops all fifty crates and drives off. So bus took control of my body because I wouldn't move and tied everyone down stuck tubes in their throat and kept pouring and pouring all of the pepto bismal down everyone's throat. Everyone says, "There is not pepto bismal going down my throat." BNV goes over to him and stuffs him in a jar and buries him to right next to the guy from the first chapter. So after all the pepto bismal was gone everyone was sane again except for me because I have got no reviews still yet so I go back to the fetal position and start rocking again. So everybody fell asleep from all the pepto bismal and bus starts watching TV again.
Author= This is where the chapter will end because I feel like ending it. If you like the way I wrote this please tell me if you hate it please tell me but please no big flames. And please give me ideas for my next story which will be a Zelda story (I'm only writing one story at a time). Please review and come back for the next chapter (if doesn't shut me down). (Talks like Abu or Apu I forgot his name from the Simpsons) Thank you come again.
Chapter 6: the internet
Disclaimer: I do not own the internet, satellite TV, harvest moon, or the people in the story. If I did I wouldn't be here writing this.
The BNV says, "When we last left off everyone split up into groups." In the girls group FF starts talking, "What was that crashing noise?" KS says, "What crashing noise?" "The crashing noise from last chapter." All of them say, "WE DON'T KNOW!!!" CN says, "Why is she starting to act like Jack." They all think. CB says, "I got it! Jacks stupidity is contagious." All of them say, "IT IS!?!?! AHHHHHH." They start running around in n-gons (n is any number you want) Bus says, "Lets check on the guys." They are running around in dodecahedrons and through the air because Jacks stupidity went to them faster.H says, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is fun running in decahedrons." Km says, "We are running in Dodecahedrons." "Really? That's even more fun. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This is fun. This is fun." Bus says, "Oh no their losing to the I Side EVERYBODY RUN!!!" A random person named everybody starts running in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-gons
(That's a lot of sides) "Ok, now EVERYONE ELSE RUN!!!!" Another random person named Everyone Else starts running with everybody. "grrrrrr, I mean Km, KS, CB, CN, H, and FF RUN!!!!!" All of them say, "Ok" and they start running around in whatever shape they were running around in. Bus sighs. "Sigh" You don't say sigh you just sigh wait oh no Bus is catching jacks stupidity. "I am?" He brings out a baseball mitt. "Wait I can fight the stupidity all I need is the internet (dun-dun-dunnnnnnnn)" some person says, "Gasp, The internet?" "Yes the internet, with its net surfing abilities I will find a cure for the stupidity virus." He gets on there and starts playing games. If you were wondering what happened to me I am still rocking back and forth. Typing this somehow. So then Bus starts reading stories at "Hahaha OMG that was a good one." BNV slaps Bus and says, "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FINDING A CURE FOR THE STUPIDITY VIRUS!!" "I am? Oh yeah. Whoops. I'll do it right now." He goes to google and writes great PC games to play. BNV comes in, slaps him again, and types cure for stupidity virus.So bus starts reading and he finds out the cure is for you to (gulp) feed them cherry flavored pepto bismal. Oh the horror. Oh it's so inhumane. It's so torturous. And dangerous and disgusting. (I've never had it so I don't really know if it is disgusting) So he orders 50 crates of pepto bismal. A delivery truck goes by and drops all fifty crates and drives off. So bus took control of my body because I wouldn't move and tied everyone down stuck tubes in their throat and kept pouring and pouring all of the pepto bismal down everyone's throat. Everyone says, "There is not pepto bismal going down my throat." BNV goes over to him and stuffs him in a jar and buries him to right next to the guy from the first chapter. So after all the pepto bismal was gone everyone was sane again except for me because I have got no reviews still yet so I go back to the fetal position and start rocking again. So everybody fell asleep from all the pepto bismal and bus starts watching TV again.
Author= This is where the chapter will end because I feel like ending it. If you like the way I wrote this please tell me if you hate it please tell me but please no big flames. And please give me ideas for my next story which will be a Zelda story (I'm only writing one story at a time). Please review and come back for the next chapter (if doesn't shut me down). (Talks like Abu or Apu I forgot his name from the Simpsons) Thank you come again.