Eddy stared straight up in satisfaction. Ed and Edd join him.
"Is it a giant tootsie roll, Eddy?" Ed asks in absolute delight.
"No, you moron. It is Ed Corp's official office building" Eddy says professionally.
"Do we make tootsie rolls, Eddy?" Ed asks.
"That's just so stupid I'm not even going to answer it" Eddy replies.
"Okay…Hey Double D Do we make…"
"No, Ed. We don't make tootsie rolls" Edd interrupts.
"Oh my god, you knew what I was going to ask you, you psychic freak!" Ed screams.
Ed begins running around in circles yelling and moaning in shock.
"Eddy, what exactly is Ed Corp's purpose?" Edd asks in extreme curiosity.
"Isn't it obvious?" Eddy says, "Ed Corp. is the manufacturer of items such as…."
There is a long pause. Edd's face because blank in realization that Ed Corp. has absolutely no purpose.
"You haven't thought this far ahead have you?" Edd asks.
"Not one bit" Eddy answers immediately.
Meanwhile, Ed is running around in circles, then rams into a telephone poll. An electric shock runs through his body. His body falls to the ground with no movement afterwards.
"Ed! Ed, are you alright?" Edd asks in complete horror.
Ed lies on the sidewalk face flat on the ground and lifts himself up. He rubs his head a little. He seems dazed.
"I am super Ed!" He says, and continues to run around in circles once more, but this time, he walks in an oddly heroic way.
"He's the same idiot he was before, now lets get back to Ed Corp., time is money." Eddy says.
"I'd much rather stay here with Ed until he recovers, he may be hallucinating." Edd replies.
"It's Ed; he's been this way since his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby. In fact, he's so stupid; his mom probably threw him against a wall when he was a baby." Eddy jokes.
"Your jokes don't amuse me." Edd says with a blank stare.
Eddy rolls around on the ground laughing, and then comes to an alarming stop.
"That's it. Jokes!" He says.
"Yes, Eddy jokes. Just another way for you to get me peeved" Edd says.
"I'm so fucking giddy right now I'm completely care-free!" Eddy exclaims.
"Foul language is not needed Eddy."
"Fuck is not a swear, it's just a word parents use when they're pissed, and they make it seem bad"
"Pissed is also as swear."
There is a pause.
"You've made me swear, Eddy. Mother will be so angry! I must wash my mouth out with some Dial. I shall be back in several moments!" Edd yells.
Edd runs to his house, and Eddy is stuck with Ed.
"La, La, Ooh La oh ooh la!!!" Ed sings.
"Shut up you freak"
"Freaks are fun, Eddy! Freaks are fun!"
"Not really"
"Really, Mr. Smart smart?"
"You're a freak, and you're just ANNOYING"
"Can we make tootsie rolls now, Eddy"
"No, you moronic loser" Eddy says trying to seem calm.
"Why not?"
"Because as I was saying before, jokes are the answer to our problem"
"Jokes can only make things worse in a world of cruelty"
"But they can also bring in cash"
"Cash is good."
"Yes, Ed, it is good. And you're going to make me a lot of cash. Now get in that office building and make me some jokes!"
"Okay, Eddy"
Ed walks inside Ed Corp. He stands in the entry way staring upward for several moments.
"What are you waiting for you slowpoke?"
"There's nothing here Eddy!"
"What?" Eddy yells stunned.
Eddy runs into the building, and realizes it is hollow. It is completely empty.
"Where's the other floors, the elevators, the secretary's desk?"
"Maybe they are all at the mall"
"No shit, Sherlock"
Just then Edd walks in.
"I have finished washing out my mouth"
He stares at Eddy, and Eddy's face turns cherry red with much anger.
"I have to go home once more, and never return!!" Edd runs out towards his home.
"You better run, oh yeah, you better run" Eddy says and rolls up his sleeves.
Eddy runs after Edd. Ed is left all alone in the empty office building.
"New bedroom for Ed!" He screams.
THE END