10 Things that Never Happened to Anya . . . or Did They?
A Multi-fandom / Buffy: The Vampire Crossover
By Teri
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Drabble #7: Angel
PG – Word Count 121
"Lorne, what can you tell me?" Angel asked. No, "Hi" or "Hello". He just walked in and got down to business.
Lorne smiled at him. "Well Angel-cakes, I can give you a cryptic thought for $10, a vague hint for $25, a decent hint for $50, a real clue for $75, and a plain description for $100."
"What?" Angel was confused.
"Look, you people keep wrecking my bar and I needed to find away to keep repairing it." Lorne shrugged. "So, I hired a financial consultant."
"Really?"
"Yep, sweet girl, a little preoccupied with getting home to her boyfriend, but boy did she know Money. Maybe she could help you with your financial woes?"
"Couldn't hurt. What's her name?"
"Anya Jenkins."
